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There are ships. And then there are Harry Potter ships.

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Hermione: It’s past curfew. I’m going to bed.

Draco:

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HP Houses talk about their favourite subjects

Ravenclaw: I absolutely love Math. It's wonderfully logical-

Gryffindor: And BORING. Honestly, the best subject is definitely Gym. Especially when we get to climb ropes.

Ravenclaw: How barbaric.

Slytherin: I say chemistry. You get to mix things together and blow stuff up.

Hufflepuff: That sounds dangerous.

Slytherin: It is. That's why it's fun.

Hufflepuff: I prefer lunch. You eat and have fun with your friends. What could possibly happen?

Gryffindor: Lunch is great when there's a food fight.

Hufflepuff: I didn't mean it that way.

Ravenclaw: When are you people going to realize that lunch is just self-study time?

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HP Houses at a carnival

Ravenclaw: I think I'll go check out the fortune telling tent.

Gryffindor: Booo-ring! I'm gonna go on some rides. Hufflepuff, you with me?

Hufflepuff: Nah, I'm just gonna grab some cotton candy.

Gryffindor: Ugh, you guys are boring!

Ravenclaw: Fortune telling is an art.

Slytherin: I see a shooting range. And I see people.

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Stupidity #1

Person: Oh, do you want some milk?

Me: Nah, I'm lactose intolerant

Person: Oh, you lack toes? That's sad.

Me: No I said lactose

Person: I have all 8 of them

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Millennial Problems #1

Me: I'm a millennial BUT I'm not basic af and I don't follow all them stupid trends.

Also me: *sips Starbucks pumpkin spice latte while munching on avocado toast and scrolling through Instagram

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Me: Honey, I’m not angry at you

Also me:

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Mom: A boy giving you a candy bar isn’t dating, hon.

Me in elementary school:

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LOL Champions as school stereotypes

Ahri: Dancer who is very dainty and passionate about the arts

Amumu: Emo guy who sits in a corner of the class drawing friends for himself

Annie: Girl with anger management issues and always plans protests to rebel against the school system

Cassiopeia: Girl who has an uhealthy obsession with reptiles; owns a pet snake

Ezreal: Popular Guy; jock

Garen: Quarterback. ‘Nuff said

Jinx: Crazy girl that draws all over her own body and attacks people

Kindred: Guy with mood swings; sometimes nice but sometimes snappy

Master Yi: Track and field school star

Miss Fortune: Popular girl, queen bee

Nunu: Guy who is only known for his big ass Doberman

Teemo: Annoying guy who hasn’t yet reached puberty but keeps “hitting” on girls

Warwick: The creepy “big bad wolf” that likes to hold people down and shout in their faces

Wukong: Guy with a black belt in Karate and can knock the shit out of you

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This tree is relatable af

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Harry Potter ships #2

Ron: You can't just go against the original story and create your own bloody ships!

Draco: Well I don't see why not, especially as the author's name is JK Rowling

Harry: *pushes up glasses* I don't get it

Luna: He means that the author is just joking. You know, JK as a pun? It's a muggle thing

Hermione: What were you saying about muggles?

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Harry Potter ships #1

Harry: Harmiony is the real deal guys

Ron: Bloody hell, have you read the books? Romione is THE thing

Draco: *smirks* then why are there so many dramione fan fics?

Hermione: Don't I get a say in this?

Dumbledore: Move over children, Snumbledore is the new OTP in Hogwarts

Snape: *crosses arms* I was not aware of this

Luna: I'll just go have some pudding

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Hermione: I like platinum blondes...

Draco: I like brown haired girls too...

Hermione: My ride's here!

Draco: *turns head to see Hermione hop into car to kiss Luna* damnit

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you: I like eating cupcakes

me, an intellectual: You enjoy savouring miniature cakes baked in a cup-shaped foil with icing on top. Also, red velvet cupcakes are frigging good

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2 types of people

Person A: Pineapples on pizzas are the greatest thing known to mankind. The sweetness of the pizza and the savoury taste of the-

Person B: BITCH NO YOU DIDN'T PINEAPPLES ON FRIGGIN PIZZAS ARE FREAKING SATAN IN WHEAT FORM

this stuff is enough to start wars around here

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Project submissions

Me 1 hour before a deadline: I've got all the time in the worlddd

Me 1 minute before a deadline: *printer not connected to internet* FUG EVERYTHING WHY WERE WE GIVEN SO LITTLE TIME FOR THIS SHIT *breaks down*

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Every time I get one of those Captcha codes I fail and then I have to spend 15 minutes telling myself I'm not a robot