There are ships. And then there are Harry Potter ships.

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There are ships. And then there are Harry Potter ships.
Hermione: Itâs past curfew. Iâm going to bed.
Draco:
HP Houses talk about their favourite subjects
Ravenclaw: I absolutely love Math. It's wonderfully logical-
Gryffindor: And BORING. Honestly, the best subject is definitely Gym. Especially when we get to climb ropes.
Ravenclaw: How barbaric.
Slytherin: I say chemistry. You get to mix things together and blow stuff up.
Hufflepuff: That sounds dangerous.
Slytherin: It is. That's why it's fun.
Hufflepuff: I prefer lunch. You eat and have fun with your friends. What could possibly happen?
Gryffindor: Lunch is great when there's a food fight.
Hufflepuff: I didn't mean it that way.
Ravenclaw: When are you people going to realize that lunch is just self-study time?
HP Houses at a carnival
Ravenclaw: I think I'll go check out the fortune telling tent.
Gryffindor: Booo-ring! I'm gonna go on some rides. Hufflepuff, you with me?
Hufflepuff: Nah, I'm just gonna grab some cotton candy.
Gryffindor: Ugh, you guys are boring!
Ravenclaw: Fortune telling is an art.
Slytherin: I see a shooting range. And I see people.
Stupidity #1
Person: Oh, do you want some milk?
Me: Nah, I'm lactose intolerant
Person: Oh, you lack toes? That's sad.
Me: No I said lactose
Person: I have all 8 of them
Millennial Problems #1
Me: I'm a millennial BUT I'm not basic af and I don't follow all them stupid trends.
Also me: *sips Starbucks pumpkin spice latte while munching on avocado toast and scrolling through Instagram
Me: Honey, Iâm not angry at you
Also me:
Mom: A boy giving you a candy bar isnât dating, hon.
Me in elementary school:
LOL Champions as school stereotypes
Ahri: Dancer who is very dainty and passionate about the arts
Amumu: Emo guy who sits in a corner of the class drawing friends for himself
Annie: Girl with anger management issues and always plans protests to rebel against the school system
Cassiopeia: Girl who has an uhealthy obsession with reptiles; owns a pet snake
Ezreal: Popular Guy; jock
Garen: Quarterback. âNuff said
Jinx: Crazy girl that draws all over her own body and attacks people
Kindred: Guy with mood swings; sometimes nice but sometimes snappy
Master Yi: Track and field school star
Miss Fortune: Popular girl, queen bee
Nunu: Guy who is only known for his big ass Doberman
Teemo: Annoying guy who hasnât yet reached puberty but keeps âhittingâ on girls
Warwick: The creepy âbig bad wolfâ that likes to hold people down and shout in their faces
Wukong: Guy with a black belt in Karate and can knock the shit out of you
This tree is relatable af
Harry Potter ships #2
Ron: You can't just go against the original story and create your own bloody ships!
Draco: Well I don't see why not, especially as the author's name is JK Rowling
Harry: *pushes up glasses* I don't get it
Luna: He means that the author is just joking. You know, JK as a pun? It's a muggle thing
Hermione: What were you saying about muggles?
Harry Potter ships #1
Harry: Harmiony is the real deal guys
Ron: Bloody hell, have you read the books? Romione is THE thing
Draco: *smirks* then why are there so many dramione fan fics?
Hermione: Don't I get a say in this?
Dumbledore: Move over children, Snumbledore is the new OTP in Hogwarts
Snape: *crosses arms* I was not aware of this
Luna: I'll just go have some pudding
Hermione: I like platinum blondes...
Draco: I like brown haired girls too...
Hermione: My ride's here!
Draco: *turns head to see Hermione hop into car to kiss Luna* damnit
you: I like eating cupcakes
me, an intellectual: You enjoy savouring miniature cakes baked in a cup-shaped foil with icing on top. Also, red velvet cupcakes are frigging good
2 types of people
Person A: Pineapples on pizzas are the greatest thing known to mankind. The sweetness of the pizza and the savoury taste of the-
Person B: BITCH NO YOU DIDN'T PINEAPPLES ON FRIGGIN PIZZAS ARE FREAKING SATAN IN WHEAT FORM
this stuff is enough to start wars around here
Project submissions
Me 1 hour before a deadline: I've got all the time in the worlddd
Me 1 minute before a deadline: *printer not connected to internet* FUG EVERYTHING WHY WERE WE GIVEN SO LITTLE TIME FOR THIS SHIT *breaks down*
Every time I get one of those Captcha codes I fail and then I have to spend 15 minutes telling myself I'm not a robot