Bryan "The Bryan" Bryan

I wanna be a cowboy, baby

[slunch]

[cdigoddess]

[cdigoddess]

funniest comment ever left on my work

[sentada]

[nouveau-riche-princess]

[abrightcrux-deactivated20250828]

a treasure found antiquing today

[thegryffe]

these?

[creepymutelilbugger]

no, i think its talking about the guy who tries to beat sonic hedgehog

[vforvalensa]

[larval-tear]

i’m a real wizard btw

[vivian-the-barbarian]

Do you know any spells?

[larval-tear]

no.

[i-give-you-a-fish]

You get a Sea Mullet

Mugil cephalus

[kora-kat]

[nyaa]

I’m so√﹀\_︿╱﹀╲/╲︿_/︺╲▁︹_/﹀\_︿╱▔︺\/\︹▁╱﹀▔╲︿_/︺▔╲▁︹_/﹀▔\⁄﹀\╱﹀▔︺\︹▁︿╱\╱﹀▔╲︿_/︺▔\︿╱\︿︹_/▔﹀\_︿╱▔︺\︹╱﹀▔╲︿_/︺▔\╱﹀╲▁︹_/﹀\_︿╱▔︺\︹▁︿⁄╲︿╱﹀╲

[toki-pona]

hey has anyone seen my potion that turns you into the dow jones

[zwoelffarben]

Your wha\ | | | | | | | \_

[anteater-enthusiast]

[transmechanicus]

​lookin right down both barrels of that thang

[headspace-hotel]

This is the last thing an ant ever sees

[pokkin]

Dude I was talking to spongebob he doesnt fuck with you no more

[sunfortune]

[ilistentogirlinred]

reblog to teleport your mutuals to a massive party when jkr dies

[ilistentogirlinred]

when jkr dies i will tag every single person who reblogged this in a post btw

[breezingwing]

[werewolbachia]

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Nerf

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Voting ended onFeb 17, 2023

[werewolbachia]

[cannibalchicken]

his lips are sealed

[chilewithcarnage]

you know his ass is saying art art

[nyaa]

[breya-etherium-shaper]

*multiplies you by 1*

Ach im the exact same but a process has occurred

[headspace-hotel]

I'm thinking about this post and i have decided that it is one of those things that is a poem in some undefinable way

[lakevida]

i love poison omelette

[the-bone-thief]

-1

[skeletor-at-the-skele-store]

-1

[sanleigh]

-1

[lakevida]

got some kick to it i tell you what

[deadbeatmaker]

[homefryboy]

*fart noise* regerts

[kaijuno]