The Bowery Presents
Claire Keane
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
Aqua Utopia｜海の底で記憶を紡ぐ
roma★
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cherry valley forever
Sweet Seals For You, Always
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
hello vonnie
sheepfilms
shark vs the universe
ellievsbear
Product Placement
taylor price
blake kathryn
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d e v o n
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almost home
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@bubblebees
things that will be 10 years old next year:
Suicide Squad
Rogue One
Deadpool (movie)
Captain America Civil War
Zootopia
Moana
Moonlight
Mystic Messenger
Overwatch
the bottle flipping trend
the Trump vs Clinton election
Pokemon GO
Yuri on Ice!!
Voltron Legendary Defender
THE CLOWNS
So, my iPod does this fucking genius factory thing where it forgets which artwork goes with which album and it makes guesses. Because it’s pretty sure I won’t notice.
Needless to say, I noticed.
World Heritage Post
so I had a new roommate move in less than a week ago
…and this morning I discovered a really fun way to learn that he stores things in the oven 🩷
I guess this makes sense except for the fact that his cabinets????
are empty?????????????
(the food there was left behind by the last roommates)
PLUS
as far as I know, this is the only plate he brought 🥸 just the one.
anyway happy carcinogen wednesday I guess!!!!
me too.
we asked jon he doesnt know either
best trope and you can fight me over it (i abuse this so hard with my ocs)
alternatively
do something good today.
call your loved ones, speak to them. listen to a new album from band you've heard about but didn't have time to get into. water your plants. draw a cat. but please don't give up, and keep living.
bad times come and go. but you can't see good times if you're not here anymore
also see this tweet which saved my mental health more than once on the span of last 5 years
I just found the earliest email I ever sent from my email address, and it’s the funniest goddamn thing I can possibly imagine a fourth grader sending her teacher:
(Context - my fourth grade teacher was on maternity leave, and the state of the classroom fish tank was dire under the substitute teacher’s tyrannical rule. The class convened at recess, and decided to inform our (24yo, new mother) former teacher of the situation. I was selected as the duly appointed representative for this solemn communication.)
Further context: I am now a practicing attorney.
No fucking way I found my little rubber fetus
Your hwat
When I was like 7 I got this little rubber fetus that was being handed out by pro-life people at a concert. For like 10 years he was my stress ball I would chew on him or throw him at the wall and watch him bounce around. But he started to decay so put him in this prescription bottle and now I just pretend he's a test tube baby
Ok.
“If it sucks hit da bricks” isn’t just a useful litany it’s also a skill you have to train. You gotta start with small stuff like leaving boring parties and refusing minor obligations to get the guts for the big stuff like quitting garbage jobs, cutting off a shitty relationship and getting out of a bad situation. Know what your time is worth
4000cc breast implants :)
Jeremy Hush
got a major pest problem this year actually
everyone on replies is terrified of this fact but i just think it's so sweet and heartwarming. she's holding our hand and leading us somewhere secret and we're both giggling like kids. i love her
Technically towards the black hole in the middle of the milky way but the sun'll be dead by then and we gona have a solar system to get there
No???? We don't move towards the black hole, we are orbiting the center of the galaxy, and there is a black hole there. we are not fucking going towards the black hole. The black hole has NEGLIGIBLE effect on the solar system, it's only a mass of about 4 million solar masses, and it's smaller than the orbit of Mercury. The galaxy itself is 1.5 TRILLION solar masses. We are not going toward the black hole jfc
Yea that didnt sound as cool tho and i enjoy spreading disinformation
You know what, I can respect it
Roasted chicken, ginger, daikon, shiitake mushroom soup with lime, cilantro, broccoli sprouts, and rice noodles
Thank u for this contribution
Remind me later.
Me as I fall into the void:
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i hope you meet people with intentions as pure as your own and i hope you travel to all the places you’re curious about and i hope the restaurants you go to have your favorite drink and i hope you always have good dreams when you sleep and i hope the life you live is a fulfilling one
i have never successfully articulated anything ever but i got very close, once
