A Bubblegum Flavoured Nightmare

Just another twink that likes cute skirts, art, and writing I use he/they, please respect that or your kneecaps are mine

[bubblegum-nightmare]

Aight so yall remember this lil guy that I drew a while back?

I made him into iron on patches and it worked out pretty fucking good, the corner came out a bit funny but tah dah

Please don’t mind the camera quality and the corner, my friend didn’t iron it down right 😅

[bubblegum-nightmare]

I’m a better housewife than you

[nyctosaurid]

the thing all sherlock holmes adaptations get wrong is making the guy an irredeemable asshole who treats everyone like shit . not only is it not reflective of the original stories they miss that “nice, smart, well mannered dude who snorts coke when he needs to think” is possibly the funniest character ever devised 

[aerialsquid]

I feel like the modern equivalent is that guy you think is super well put together until you find out exactly how much red bull he ingests on a regular basis.

[domicileensnared]

Modern Sherlock is that very nice English Professor-seeming guy who you bring a problem and while walking from the door of his office to his desk he starts explaining the entire solution you need

And upon reaching his desk he’s like “Excuse me one moment.” and pulls out one of those huge Monster canisters they legally aren’t allowed to make anymore, cracks the whole thing, chugs it, takes a deep breath, and then nods at you and is like “Alright, and then what you need to do is…”

[younggayanddoingokay]

Imagine how much better the dynamic of bbc sherlock could have been if they did this.

[kaylapocalypse-deactivated20201]

why even modernize it to energy drinks??? coke didn’t go anywhere. we still have coke. energy drinks aren’t NEARLY chaotic enough. 

Its is more like you hiring some guy to do private investigation about how your husband maybe cheating on you and Sherlock comes to your house high as fuck. Walks into your living room and without taking a moment to even talk to you or sign any paperwork, he turns around—pupils as big as god—and just says

“Its your best friend Brenda. I’ll email you the invoice.” 

and walks right out of your house. 

[bairnsidhe]

Because when it was written cocaine was legal and even considered healthy and useful by some laypeople, even though doctors knew it wasn’t, and Watson was always trying to stop people from encouraging Sherlock’s addiction because HE KNEW BETTER.

So consider this, Holmes, at 2am, desperately searching the flat for the stashes of NOS cans, only to keep coming up with passive aggressive pamphlets about the dangers of caffeine overdose.

Watson wakes up to a stench like Satan’s ass to find Sherlock sitting by his bed with a re-heated pot of cold brewed Deathwish Coffee that had been hidden in the back of the toilet tank (brewing) for five months.  Sherlock is trying to say he’s proud of John’s cleverness in finding most of the stashes, but he’s passed into the fifth dimension and all John gets is a creepy vibrating grin and a sound like a shaken cat.

TLDR, Sherlock did die when he fell off the Falls, but he was so coked up his body didn’t stop moving until like a decade later.

[shadowmaat]

Sherlock as one of those cryptid types the baristas talk about (there’s a post floating around somewhere) who comes in and orders a venti with as many shots as they are legally allowed to add, plus a few more for good measure (and a hefty tip) and then adds energy drink on top of it before chugging the whole thing, to the absolute horror of the cafe staff.

[junietwohundred]

This is the kind of Sherlock Holmes discourse I demand on my dash. Bring me more!

[bubblegum-nightmare]

https://katesgf.tumblr.com/post/626445071801335808/help-a-latina-trans-lesbian-get-bottom-surgery

Help a Latina Trans Lesbian get Bottom Surgery

The first post lost all traction and donations have completely stopped, and I won’t shut up till she has the help she needs so here we go. 

This came up in my inbox and I hope she gets all the help she can

[bubblegum-nightmare]

This was my favourite bear as a child, I found her today under my bed and idk what demons she encountered but look.

She also has a beating heart if you press it

[blackqueerblog]

Also: don’t stigmatize HIV+ individuals because they all have different circumstances and might’ve  gotten the virus from a variety of sources (sex, occupational, birth, blood transfusions in other countries). 

HIV-related stigma remains a huge barrier to preventing HIV, and is linked to a low level of people testing for HIV. 

The bad news is that Trump is cutting America’s spending on HIV year after year.  He has taken steps to weaken the Affordable Care Act since coming to power.

[sapphic-affirming-memes]

are you autistic and gay?

lesbian and autistic perhaps?

an autistic pan or bisexual?

asexual and autistic?

trans or non binary and autistic?

any autistic member of the LGBTQ+ community?

well guess what...

you're fucken great and I love you

[zikadraws]

Repost if your account is LGBTQ+ & autistic-friendly

[birds-and-the-enbys]

⭐️✨Shout out to nonbinary ppl who sat through enbyphobic rants but had to stay quiet to protect themselves

Shoutout to nonbinary ppl who’ve tried to argue with or correct these enbyphobic rants and been shut down or insulted ✨

✨Shoutout to nonbinary ppl who then have to hug and live with and support these ppl because they’re family or friends or authority figures

It hurts so much but I promise it’ll pass and I promise it’ll get better ✨⭐️

[whitepeopletwitter]

[oh-itsaperson-deactivated202602]

ANXIETY IS NOT A CHOICE

Stop acting like I chose this.

I do not shake, and stutter, and cry, and go completely nonverbal because I feel like it. I do not act on a whim, it is not a mood I'm indulging, I am not ignoring you when you refuse to learn how to communicate with me. I did not choose this. I was made into this, and I am working so, so hard to live my life in spite of it and find ways to make my issues less debilitating to me, and I do not have the time, the energy, the will to hold your hand and put my recovery on hold to make sure you are allowed to continue acting in ways that have hurt me and others. I am growing up and becoming a better person, and I will not let you stop me.

Fuck you, and fuck off.

[deerilkka]

Reblog if it’s okay to befriend you, ask questions, ask for advice, rant, vent, let something off your chest, or just have a nice chat.

[bubblegum-nightmare]

I drew mothman, but like his kid

(I also did this with a bunch of other cryptids if yall would like to see)

[tiredfemininity]

#ProtectRussianTransLives

Russia is trying to take away the right of her transgender citizens to get married and adopt children.

This is a good twitter thread that puts everything in order.

This tweet has things that Russian-speaking people can do

This is a petition to sign.

[bubblegum-nightmare]

Just a quick PSA, *ahem*

You are no less a man because you have to take off your binder

You are no less a woman if you have to untuck

You are no less non binary if you do either or both of these

Look after and listen to your body, it’s precious and you should treat it as such <3

[dumbxss-gay]

✨🎶~everybody thinks they know the story of Dick Turpin's highway glory but my past is far more gory, i was no saint~~🎶✨

[bubblegum-nightmare]

We stan growing up British

[myrainydayloves-deactivated2024]

Racism and a Cop Literally Cost Me Five-Thousand Dollars

 During my senior year, I scratched a car and because I thought it was just paint rubbing off on their car, I didn’t leave a note. 30 minutes after I got home, a cop showed up at my door, pulled me out of my home and told me I’d done a hit and run. 

I’d never been more confused. 

I thought hit and runs were reserved for things like shooting and driving away or actually hitting someone with your car. I became scared. And I had just changed into my pajamas and had on my mother’s smoke scented jacket. 

 My white mother wasn’t home to protect me from this. To him I was one of those black kids who moved here to ‘ruin the area’. 

If I had been a young white girl, scared and crying, he would have soothed me, assured me my insurance would cover it and take my information. 

 He left me on my front porch, shaking and crying and thinking I was heading to jail.

 In the days leading up to the court date, I was assured that the judge would laugh it off and take it to the insurance. Jail time for a scratch for a high schooler who didn’t even have a speeding ticket? Everyone in my white town laughed because it sounded so ridiculous. They were not laughing after I came back from my first court date with another one. 

The family demanded five thousand dollars to buy a new car because the insurance would ‘junk’ theirs because it was so old. Five thousand dollars to have the paint fixed and to buy a new car. Five thousand dollars coming from a high school student. 

It was five thousand dollars or jail.

 My family coughed up the five thousand dollars to keep me out of jail and let me go to college. If you think they would throw a white high school student in jail or demand five thousand dollars from them you are wrong. That’s five thousand dollars I could have used for college. Five thousand for books. Five thousand for dorm fees. 

 All because a cop thought I was ‘One of the bad ones’. 

If you wanna donate to me, cool. If you don’t, whatever. The things here is it’s another story to show of a cop’s racism affecting black people is not limited to just killing them. If I had gone to jail, if I didn’t have parents willing to help, if I didn’t have the ability to go to my six court dates, that would have been game over for me. It would have ruined my life. 

Over a scratched car.

Cashapp:  $cranelover

[bubblegum-nightmare]

Schools out for summer, time to shave off half my eyebrows 😎