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Eat the Rich

[roadhogsbigbelly]

it's kinda of insane how accurate this post is

[hilariouslarry]

[memewhore]

[vergak]

[staff]

for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits

[exitwound]

you’re telling me a beast roast

[exitwound]

east coast

[ominouskoko]

holiday inn

[crochetcockring]

losing it at this

[nelson-riddle-me-this]

People: this horse worm pill will protect me from the COVID

The FDA:

[shymagnolia]

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

[shymagnolia]

okay so i just got my dream job??? a week after applying to it?? and now i’m thinking….maybe this is the good luck post

[flagellant]

…..not even six hours later i got an offer of a well paying full time long-term job with free room and board in queens in nyc, allowing me independence and a way to escape an abusive situation and an unhealthy environment

likes charge reblogs cast, folks, this is the good luck post

[coffee-or-hot-cocoa]

i need all the help i can get for finals

[finnglas]

Hey so

the last time I reblogged this post right before I got a great job, in a permanent work-from-home position, with benefits, retirement, and a salary literally 3x what I was making before, doing something I really like. 

So you know. 

This might be the real one, y’all.

[lanahelpedmeescapethepsychward]

cant believe “ofc” is supposed to mean “of fucking course”. omg im not crass im not vulgar i thought it was just ofcourse. im literally sick to my stomach im gonna cry

[bubbles-are-cool]

[bubbles-are-cool]

[thecureinorange-deactivated2021]

hate 2 say it but british ppl had the right idea with saying whats all this then. like literally whats all this then

[goodbaby18]

✨Froggy ✨☺️💙

[phoboena-deactivated20200414]

light could’ve saved his skin if he just grew a sack and looked at gay porn while under surveillance. that actually warrents setting up traps for. who looks at still images of women in bikinis and think yeah that’ll make me nut. no one. that’s why L was like what kind of mormon shit is this kid on he’s definitely killing people

[desaturated7-deactivated2021090]

its so funny ive never seen anyone care this much abt criticizing horror with slasher films where half the movie is naked women getting killed but when a girl kills her bf in a horror movie? moral panic 

[thatsonemorbidcorvid]

@larkspur-feminist your tags deserve to be seen more widely

[astraldemise]

[erikos-libertarian-socialist]

[flipocrite]

reminder that Gregor Samsa’s first thought to his kafkaesque metamorphosis was “aw shit I still have to go to work”

[hampop]

I’m sorry did you just refer to the metamorphosis in the book Metamorphosis written by Franz Kafka as “Kafkaesque”

[socialistexan]