EVERMORE

| Kitty | 21 | She/her | | INFP | Slytherin | I'm a disaster, just like the rest of us, but who doesn’t love a good mess?

[stupidpetface]

[death-420]

[rose-lattess]

bird boy

[criticalsorcery]

Beau just gave you a ring!

[complexbaddie]

You spent the last 10 hours beating me senseless and you’ve learned absolutely nothing. I mean, nobody tells me shit. The truth is, I’m the one person in that house nobody will even notice is gone. You assholes kidnapped the wrong guy!

Klaus Hargreeves in The Umbrella Academy (2019-)

[valtsv]

*slowly removes my heart-shaped sunglasses* i beg your fucking pardon

[azfellandco]

Crowley + tumblr textposts

[dovelani-deactivated20180930]

me stopping by to send my monthly text in the group chat before fucking off again

[retquits]

BURY ME IN FLUFFY POKEMON

[endermaz]

is this a brooklyn 99 cold open

[lavenderfables]

Good Omens (2019)

[poltoncarayko]

i feel as if robert pattinson’s batman could go full slut and no i will not elaborate on that

[bright-eyed]

[morgwens-deactivated20200606]

stop asking neil if crowley and aziraphale are gay. only j k rowling can make that call

[3minutesofplaytime]

How the fuck do people still fall for pyramid schemes just don’t open the fucking sarcophagus and the mummy can’t hypnotize you

[everythingfox]

Little squeak 

(Source)

[sepulchretide]

When the monk hits level 6 and their punches become magical

[ampervadasz]

Unmute !

[willsmithsmackedtheshitoutofme]

That wet food

[see-arcane]

Yes hi hello where is my production of A Midsummer Night’s Dream where it’s revealed that Titania was, true to Queen Fae form, not waylaid by magic love pollen, but actively trying to fuck with Oberon for fucking with her

[see-arcane]

Titania, as loudly as possible: Oh! Oh shit! It looks like I’m in love with this donkey-headed mortal peasant now! How weird and totally unsuspicious

Oberon and Puck: -high-fiving in the bushes-

Titania: He’s just so hot! Makes my husband look ugly as fuck

Oberon and Puck: -high-fiving less-

Titania: I mean seriously, compared to you, guy with the actual head of a mule, Oberon looks like pixie-dusted shit

Oberon, strangling Puck: How much did you use

Puck: hhghh

Titania: You know what, fuck Oberon. I’m divorcing him tonight and taking you and my mortal friend’s hot son with me. 

Oberon, about to punt Puck so hard he girdles the Earth twice: How Much