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[bucksgreyhairs]

making breakfast

[emziess]

Buck gave me a heads-up. I already cleared it with the chief. 9-1-1, S02E04

[dampbuck]

saw a tweet. wrote a fic.

8k, rated E, and once again: Boys On A Couch. read here!

[frightfullytreeish]

during a quiet night at the station harry turns to ravi and says 'hey rav, fuck marry kill, chim, eddie or buck?'

'obviously kill buck-' 'oh yeah, obviously' (buck, lifting his head up from where he's sprawled in a recliner: hey.) '-fuck eddie, I've got eyes. marry chim for the sweet captain privileges.'

(eddie, from the other recliner, without lifting his head: nice.)

'hey cap,' harry hollers, 'fuck marry kill, ravi, eddie or buck?'

'I'm pretty sure this is a HR violation,' says chim from where he's doing admin at the dining table. 'but uhhh. buck, I'm sorry, you're my brother and I love you, but I can’t. I've gotta kill you-'

(What the fuck?? says buck)

'transfer ravi to another house and then fuck him, I guess. eddie, I'll marry you.'

(yeah ok says eddie around a big yawn)

chim says, 'hen, you're exempt, lesbian card in play.' (thank you lord says hen without looking up from the book she's reading.) 'harry, you're exempt because I need to be able to look your mom in the eyes'

(And because he's, what? twelve? mutters buck.

Im eighteen and three quarters, hisses harry.

Spoken like a true 12 year old)

'buckaroo, fuck marry kill, eddie, ravi or-'

'I'm killing ravi.'

'ah, ah, let me finish! eddie, ravi or your truly.'

'kill ravi. then uh. Uh.' buck clears his throat. (hen lowers her book.) 'I'm uh, I'll marry chim, he, you know, I already know he's a good husband. a-and jee and nash are already buckley hans, so that's. convenient.'

'and you'll fuck eddie,' hen concludes, placidly.

'as a friend.'

'you don't want to marry me?' eddie says, sounding a little hurt.

'I - it's not that I don't want to marry you, I just really don't wanna fuck chim or ravi.'

'so you do want to fuck eddie,' ravi says.

'you said you'd fuck eddie!'

'well duh. I mean, i'm straight but look at him.'

'I'm always looking at him!!!'

an awkward silence. harry, deeply confused, whispers 'what is happening?'

'it's my turn,' says eddie, 'kill ravi. fuck chim, as a friend. marry buck.'

[frightfullytreeish]

p.s. buck's immediate, unvoiced reaction is, of course, 'eddie doesn't want to fuck me?' but then the tones go off and save him from having to examine that thought any further

[bucksbeagle]

meditating on the concept of buck and eddie freshly dating and they go to the pier and buck wins eddie a huge teddy bear at one of the rigged stupid boardwalk games and which makes eddie get butterflies in his tummy and then when they get home eddie fucks him silly yay

[bucksgreyhairs]

it rarely happens, but every once in a while, established buddie goes on a little trip outside of la so they can go out and buck can be antagonistic, picking a fight with some douchebag all so eddie can swoop in to protect him. and after they get kicked out of whatever bar, they go fuck about it in the hotel room they rented for the night and then buck will grab ice for eddie's black eye or sore knuckles and they'll order room service and have a bubble bath together in the deep jacuzzi tub

[bucksgreyhairs]

ooooh hello i wrote a fic based on this

[frightfullytreeish]

during a quiet night at the station harry turns to ravi and says 'hey rav, fuck marry kill, chim, eddie or buck?'

'obviously kill buck-' 'oh yeah, obviously' (buck, lifting his head up from where he's sprawled in a recliner: hey.) '-fuck eddie, I've got eyes. marry chim for the sweet captain privileges.'

(eddie, from the other recliner, without lifting his head: nice.)

'hey cap,' harry hollers, 'fuck marry kill, ravi, eddie or buck?'

'I'm pretty sure this is a HR violation,' says chim from where he's doing admin at the dining table. 'but uhhh. buck, I'm sorry, you're my brother and I love you, but I can’t. I've gotta kill you-'

(What the fuck?? says buck)

'transfer ravi to another house and then fuck him, I guess. eddie, I'll marry you.'

(yeah ok says eddie around a big yawn)

chim says, 'hen, you're exempt, lesbian card in play.' (thank you lord says hen without looking up from the book she's reading.) 'harry, you're exempt because I need to be able to look your mom in the eyes'

(And because he's, what? twelve? mutters buck.

Im eighteen and three quarters, hisses harry.

Spoken like a true 12 year old)

'buckaroo, fuck marry kill, eddie, ravi or-'

'I'm killing ravi.'

'ah, ah, let me finish! eddie, ravi or your truly.'

'kill ravi. then uh. Uh.' buck clears his throat. (hen lowers her book.) 'I'm uh, I'll marry chim, he, you know, I already know he's a good husband. a-and jee and nash are already buckley hans, so that's. convenient.'

'and you'll fuck eddie,' hen concludes, placidly.

'as a friend.'

'you don't want to marry me?' eddie says, sounding a little hurt.

'I - it's not that I don't want to marry you, I just really don't wanna fuck chim or ravi.'

'so you do want to fuck eddie,' ravi says.

'you said you'd fuck eddie!'

'well duh. I mean, i'm straight but look at him.'

'I'm always looking at him!!!'

an awkward silence. harry, deeply confused, whispers 'what is happening?'

'it's my turn,' says eddie, 'kill ravi. fuck chim, as a friend. marry buck.'

[dearwalker]

New Eddie content? In this economy?? 😭

[marz-rm]

Little bird told me Oliver wanted a Buddie kiss in the rain working on a mini-comic of this on patreon

[buddieloustat]

requested by anon

[bucksgreyhairs]

peachy keen

Buddie | Spanking/Pre-Bi Realization | E

8,030 words

Buck has always known Eddie has a nice ass, and he is secure enough in his sexuality to let him know as such. It’s no big deal… Until it is.

The problem is, Buck broke the touch barrier. Before, Eddie’s ass existed in his reality as much as a mirage exists in the desert—something to observe at a distance with wonder. He could only dream about what it would be like to kneel at its shore and drink from its waters, but who wouldn’t? He’s thirsty as hell! But then, Buck actually managed to reach it and discovered it isn’t a mirage, it’s an oasis, and now he’s just supposed to move on?

Read it on AO3

[bucksgreyhairs]

if you can't handle buck at his premature ejaculation, you don't deserve him at his just the tip

[rhodeys]

9-1-1: There Goes the Groom (7x6)

[buckmybeloved]

in my head, buck buckley is THE worst top ever because he prejacs every fucking time. he has spent years subconsciously dreaming and thinking about being inside eddie. so now that he gets to actually do it, he just gets so over excited and comes in less than 4 (four) thrusts. "i can't believe I'm inside eddie" nggggghhhh *comes* all within extremely blissful thirty odd seconds. eddie diaz obviously thinks it's the most endearing thing ever

[bucksbeagle]

buck comes after 2 strokes the first time they have sex btw

[tubesock86]

i miss them :/

[gayeddies]

You know, that looks oddly satisfying. Hitting things with a big hammer usually is.

[bucksgreyhairs]

peachy keen

Buddie | Spanking/Pre-Bi Realization | E

8,030 words

Buck has always known Eddie has a nice ass, and he is secure enough in his sexuality to let him know as such. It’s no big deal… Until it is.

The problem is, Buck broke the touch barrier. Before, Eddie’s ass existed in his reality as much as a mirage exists in the desert—something to observe at a distance with wonder. He could only dream about what it would be like to kneel at its shore and drink from its waters, but who wouldn’t? He’s thirsty as hell! But then, Buck actually managed to reach it and discovered it isn’t a mirage, it’s an oasis, and now he’s just supposed to move on?

Read it on AO3

[bucksgreyhairs]

the father, the son, and the holy ghost