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@buckybarneseyemakeup
Julius Caesar, 2065 years ago: hey what have you got there?
The Roman senators:
theory: the rest of the world in the Mad Max universe is totally fine and Australia just did that
one lone wastelander manages to sail to new zealand only to find out everything there’s just like… normal
“how did you all manage to survive?”
“survive?”
“the nuclear war??”
“the what”
LMAO but wouldn’t the rest of the world send help or something like that?
nah australians instantly switched over to leather fetish gear, frankenstein trucks, and machine guns the minute shit went south. the UN aid workers got there and saw this
and just turned right the fuck back around
supernatural is either a groundbreaking concept with terrible execution or a terrible concept with groundbreaking execution
exhibit a: season 7 is about a guy named dick whose evil plot is to make corn syrup. his weakness is laundry detergent and a Very Specific Bone. this somehow manages to be a a poignant criticism of american consumerism with a sub-plot of the most tragic yet beautiful romance you've ever heard.
exhibit b: season 15 is about seizing control of your narrative, ending the cycle your absent father began, and learning to tell the people you love how you feel before it's too late. what actually happens is they shoot god with a gun then kill every single character. unparalleled media experience
haven’t seen this on tumblr yet, and tis the season
[caption] driver, muttering: god damnit, it’s paul. driver, at full volume: mornin’ paul! paul, cheerfully: the world will be reduced to ash! driver, muttering again: jesus christ that guy creeps me out. [/caption]
[additionally the driver is brian david gilbert, paul is a skeleton sitting on a bench with its arm sticking in the air, and the voice of paul is also brian david gilbert]
i hope that baby yoda grows up to talk like a normal person and we find out yoda was just a fucking freak
i was talking to my coworker and mentioned my gf offhand and he looks at me and goes "oh well that makes sense" and when i was like whatchu mean, he said "i hope this doesnt come out the wrong way but people of your nature tend to speak about different things than straight ppl"
"???wait what do i talk about?"
"you know. smart things."
"...are you saying straight people are stupider?"
"honestly? yeah"
and when i tell u i fucking screamed
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Went kayaking with my girlfriend and we made the cutest friend!
excuse me WHY are his hands up i cant handle this
pick him up
Kitty masterpost
PIE AND HER BABIES!
canon: they died
fanfic: fUCK YOU
Canon: and so they never met
Fanfic: here’s a funny story
Canon: There was tension and pining, but they never even kissed.
Fanfic: Actually,
Canon: Torture the cinnamon roll.
Fanfic: Torture the cinnamon roll.
Canon: When they traveled they stayed in separate rooms
Fanfic: AND. THERE. WAS. ONLY. ONE. BED!!!!!
Canon: … and they were roommates.
Fanfic: oh my god, they were roommates…
Canon: They were international assassins who assassinated assassins.
Fanfic: But hot DAMN wait till you hear about this cafe they opened
Canon: They had a coffeeshop
Fanfic: but they were ASSASSINS
Canon: they were mortal enemies and attempted to murder each other on multiple occasions
Fanfic: bUT THEY GOT MARRIED AND ADOPTED CHILDREN
Everytime I reblog this has a new addition and it’s the best
Canon: They were straight
Fanfic: Lol
Canon: Horrible things happened and they must move on.
Fanfic: Haha, hold my beer. *climbs in time machine*
Canon: Hurt
Fanfic: Hurt, but THEN COMFORT
Canon: Separation
Fanfic: Omg they started living together!
Fanfic Writers:
Men will cum in anything…..you could throw a plate across the room and a man will fuck it before it lands
wow this Margaret Atwood poem slaps
you can actually see him go through all five stages of grief
John Mulaney for Esquire, 2019
when this site dies let’s all just move to one big pneumatic tube system
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