Life Is My Battle

I'm a martial arts trainer, a personal trainer, a lover of corsets and waist training. Please feel free to ask me anything or just to talk. Life is a battle and I'm here to fight with you!

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[otmaromanovas]

David: *plays a secret chord* The Lord: nice! You: meh

[takkezooi-deactivated20200726]

In the Netherlands, abortion is legal. There is however one pro life organization called Stichting Schreeuw Om Leven. But instead of harrassing women who are on their way to the abortion clinic and make them feel miserable, they offer them HELP.

If a woman wants to get an abortion because she is financially unable to give birth to and raise a baby, the organization will pay for everything she needs during the pregnancy and after, until she’s financially stable to raise the baby on her own.

This organization won’t stop women from going to the abortion clinic, but would rather hve a healthy conversation with them. Ask them if they can help her with anything in order for them to keep the baby. They also hand out contraception in the streets for those who can’t afford it.

Women don’t get abortions just because they want to. There are reasons why. This organization doesn’t fight abortion, it fights the reasons why women get abortions. Take notes America.

[llovinghome]

[setheverman]

what’s the mood for july?

[medievalthymes]

[trapcard]

me to myself: girl if you actually applied yourself in like….anything you’d be dangerous bitch

[sauntering-down]

i had three fic ideas.  wrote one.  i still have three fic ideas.  this is not how math is supposed to work.

[seasnailglass]

can this post please back up it’s too close to home

[alexseanchai]

I had five ideas, I wrote two, now I have seven

[bisexualbaker]

Listen. They’re called “plot bunnies” for a reason, and it’s not just because they hop around all over your brain demanding attention.

[redsixwing]

🎶99 fanfic ideas on my blog

99 fanfic ideas~

Take one down, pass it around

137 fanfic ideas on my blog🎶

[firesign23]

Oh look, it’s my theme song…

@aurora-australis-tumbles @whopooh I’d say I blame you, but I’ve always been Like This…

[unpretty]

god i’m not even through one episode of paranormal home inspectors and it rules, this lady thought she was being haunted by the wails of the restless dead but she was just listening to raccoons fuck in her attic

[unpretty]

psychic: these are hieroglyphics… the spirits are trying to communicate…

home inspector: you put new paint over old paint and now the old paint is bleeding through, that’s why you’re not supposed to do that

[unpretty]

homeowner: my daughter’s room is always cold… cold like the dead…

home inspector: you put furniture on top of her heating vent

[catchymemes]

“This is Jeremiah. Jeremiah wore safety goggles while angle grinding. Jeremiah still has his right eye. Be like Jeremiah.”

Via @tjconnorstweets

[pandorkful]

I feel like I need this specifically on my doll blog to remind myself to wear my safety goggles when doing heavy doll modding.

[adultingadvisor]

Every OSHA Personal Protectice Equipment regulation was written in blood, meaning as a result of death or serious injury.

Be like Jeremiah.

[royoftheyear]

Comedian and vlogger Elijah Daniel became mayor of Hell, Michigan, proceeded to ban all heterosexuals, and then was impeached. This singlehandedly saved 2017

[chloe-cristata]

Mayor Of Hell, Inspired By Trump, Declares Heterosexuality Illegal

Elijah Daniel was impeached shortly after the anti-straight people decree.

AHAGSHKSGSKSLK THIS IS THE SINGLE BEST THING I HAVE EVER READ ABOUT?????????

[jaimebeazley-blog]

This is really funny oml

[discount-frank-iero-deactivated]

The thrilling conclusion

[likethewaterandwind]

I just want to clarify that he purchased Hell yesterday, June 17, 2019. It has been for sale for several years, apparently, and he plans to make the name change permanent.

(Source)

[sixpenceee]

When scientists step outside their safe laboratories, anything can happen. Of course, studying wild animals or digging out million-year-old fossils sounds exotic and exciting, but that’s only one side of the spectrum. The other side is sometimes gross and scary but mostly it’s hilarious. In 2015 scientists started sharing their most embarrassing #Fieldworkfails, and recently French illustrator Jim Jourdane has decided to compile the most memorable ones and turn them into amusing whimsical drawings. (Source)

[wave-on-seashell]

Stunning gardens

[officialpigeon]

Person: “I’m 6ft tall”

me: *tries to imagine six subway sandwiches on top of eachother*

[erainab]

[orange-twilight]

i am shook to my goddamn CORE. THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY ENTIRE LIFE

[hashtagloveloses]

peak LGBT ally is robert pattinson and taylor lautner kissing each other so that kristen stewart didn’t have to be straight live on TV

[the-incedible-sulk]

OKAY BUT LOOK AT HER FACE! LOOK AT HOW HAPPY SHE IS THAT HES NOT MAKING HER GO THROUGH WITH WHAT THE PEOPLE WANT

The movies might have sucked, but the actors have redeeming qualities

[donnasweettttttttt]

every single thing robert pattinson ever does is intentionally genetically engineered to make stephenie meyer’s mormon blood boil hot enough for her to feel the constant neverending pain he experienced having to make and promote her movies for all those years. this is more than lgbt allyship. this is revenge.

[jhoomwrites]

@ other writers: how the hell do you write short things????

[ltleflrt]

I think it involves blood magic.

[kristsune]

@ other writers: How in the hell do you write long things????

[ltleflrt]

It definitely involves blood magic.

[bluegrasshole]

@ writers: how in the hell do you write

[hopepunkbutch]

its blood magic all the way down

[thats-what-sidhe-said]

@ writers: How do you learn blood magic?

[dykemaclachlan]

it definitely involves writing

[bored-no-more]

[the-absolute-funniest-posts]

heard you were—fuck

heard you—agh

heard you w—jesus gimme a sec—argh

heard you were talking shit

[qualitytimeswithqualitylads]

the broken leg in the cast really makes this

[queenofthecommunistcannibals]

[image description: a gif of a calico kitten struggling to get under a closed door. When she pulls herself through the last thing to come is her back right leg, which is revealed to be in a big green cast. End ID]

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

hmmm

[curlicuecal]

Whenever someone posits that people are ‘lazy’ I’m reminded of the fact that if you leave humans in a room with some blocks and no instructions they will literally make up their own tasks to carry out because humans just fuckin love having stuff to do and objectives to work towards

[seraphimalune]

In one of my psych courses we learned about a study where a person was left in a room with nothing but a box that would SHOCK THEM painfully if they touched it. After awhile, everyone touched the box and got shocked to hell and back. Now, this isn’t that abnormal. What’s abnormal is that everyone then sat there for a few minutes and then TOUCHED THE BOX AGAIN. And got shocked AGAIN! Moral of the story: People fucking hate being bored. They would rather be in IMMENSE PAIN than be bored.

[guardianangeluriel-deactivated2]

Sounds human