I really don’t know

I just like a lot of things

[shutyourmoustache]

[hostilemakeover]

[weenie-kun]

We sharing anaesthetic stories?? I had to have dental surgery when i was in middle school.

According to my mom and sister the very first thing i did upon waking up was BOLT upright and proceed to try and shove my ENTIRE fist in my mouth as fast as possible.

I had to be physically stopped, and i proceeded to sob my eyes out for the next 20 minutes. Somehow, i didnt damage anything 🤣

sorry that imagery is so vivid i just..

?????LOL

[calvinandhobbescomic]

[under-the-arch]

No, Calvin was right

[distributing-direwolves]

Calvin was 100% right.

[turtletotem]

You’ll notice Miss Wormwood didn’t disagree, just gave him advice on how to handle the pain.

[btrabbit]

这个也发一下😈

[sushi1056]

deactivated

So thoroughly nuked that there isn’t even any record of their original blog url

[ivys-garden]

The Forbidden Knowledge

[bisexual-engineer-girl]

not even any notes. I feel like I’ve stumbled upon a plot-advancing skeleton’s notebook

[captain-price-returns]

California farmers to destroy 420,000 peach trees following Del Monte bankruptcy

Del Monte Foods shuttered its Modesto and Hughson cannery plants in April. 

[bugjolteon]

so many. stupid fucking people. smugly wrong. the term . "all art is political". does not mean. every artist puts political intent into their work. no. the guy drawing dicks on the subway did not intend any deep message by it. HOWEVER. all art. IS political. he chose to draw that dick. for a reason. society shaped what he finds funny. what he finds shocking. the fact he chose to draw a dick at all says something about his society. actually, the fact it is a dick and not a pussy is itself political. we are all. ALL. shaped by our environments. in an alternate universe a woman is drawing a vulva on the wall. and shes saying "TCH! this isnt political. stupid liberals". all art. has political CONTEXT. that is a more specific way to phrase it. because we live in a society. who has access to art? where is the art located? who is the artist? why did they draw that in that specific location. what led to them even having the sharpie they used to draw the dick to begin with. their society shaped their tools! their society shaped their choice of subject! their society shaped the location of their art! but these people are too stupid to understand this. so theyll continue pretending that they are not shaped by their political environment. SAD!

[bugjolteon]

out of all the posts ive made that have blown up this has to be the most fascinating Given how i was too drunk to remember how to form full sentences. but was i wrong? no.

[tpwrtrmnky]

humans should be able to do a special Ultra Sleep after major life accomplishments where you're just out for like 32 hours or something and then you wake up fully refreshed in every way

[caiyre]

She white on my knuckle till I mass

[free-my-mindd]

[diedoffscreen]

[mornington-the-crescent]

[dogpuppy]

[alexmey-does-an-arts]

I wish I could give the miis internalized homophobja

[alexmey-does-an-arts]

no but like i want them to actually feel it

[alexmey-does-an-arts]

you dont like her?

[nonaferatu]

My favorite one yet- heres the creator

[retquits]

artistic rendition of how my cat fell asleep this morning

[termina-festival]

t'es woke toi🫵 toi t'es un WOKE LEFT😡 tu supporte les TRANS pis les pronoms toi🏳️‍⚧️ veux-tu savoir mes pronoms? mes pronoms? ☝️qué/bec⚜️ ☝️fran/çais🇫🇷 ☝️bar/be/cue🔥 ☝️go/habs/go🏒

💙bleu pis rose🩷 toi c'est quoi tes pronoms hein?🤨 vas-y. dis moj tes pronoms🫵 👴joe/bi/den?🇺🇸 💅ru/paul?🏳️‍🌈 j'vas prier pour tois🙏

[translatingpoststoportuguese]

tu é woke, tu 🫵 tu é um WOKE DE ESQUERDA 😡 tu apoia os TRANS e os pronome, tu 🏳️‍⚧️ queres saber meus pronome? meus pronome? per/nam/bu/co 🌈 o/xe 🇧🇷 pi/canha 🔥 vai/brasiu ⚽

💙azul e rosa🩷 qual é teus pronome hein? 🤨 diga aí. me diga seus pronome 🫵 👴 lu/la? 🦑 💅pa/blo?🏳️‍🌈 eu vô rezar por tu 🙏

[verycrowindeed]

vos sos progre, vos 🫵 vos sos un PROGRE DE IZQUIERDA 😡 vos apoyas los TRANS y los pronombres, vos 🏳️‍⚧️ querés saber mis pronombres? Mis pronombres? Mon/te/ví/deo 🌈 che/bo 🇺🇾 a/sado 🔥 Uruguay/noma ⚽

💙 azul y rosado 🩷 cuáles son tus pronombres eh? 🤨 Decime. Decime tus pronombres 🫵👴 or/si? 💅dani/umpi?🏳️‍🌈 Voy a rezar por vos🙏

[xalatath]

SMOKED SALMON IS THE ONLY THING THAT NUMBS THE PAIN

[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]