squish?

small town worm,

[ahsteria]

office mug

[bug-bodies]

romanticizing feeling my wisdom teeth breaking skin by pretending i'm a teenage werewolf

[deepseabees]

[b0nkcreat]

do you think it'll all be okay?

yeah. even if it won’t i’ve got people to love in the meantime

[tethered-heartstrings]

all the gay and trans people watching hannibal nbc and being very normal about it

[friendlyfangs]

Is your girlfriend a dog-girl? Don't settle for boring store bought kibble full of chemicals from name brands you don't trust. Talk to your vet about making your own fresh, nutritious dog food for your beautiful girlfriend, today!

And make sure she gets her rabies shot

[friendlyfangs]

Is your boyfriend a cat-boy? Cat-boys also often are fed boring store brand kibble, consider instead give me fish give me a whole fish maybe even deep fry the fish or just a bit of salmon but you'd better give me the god damned fish or I'm tearing up your chair and biting your fucking ankles

[bug-bodies]

mm yeah, prolly

[zonkedtothemax]

you gonna cry about it

[maykitz]

friendly reminder that it's okay to be in your 20s and not have your cutie mark yet. you're not broken, you're not a failure,

[mokeonn]

princess of friendship? more like princess of no bitches

[piendish]

“I’m a radfem” no… you are a bad fem. to the Cock Closet with you, you dirty jackal

[piendish]

Piendish what are your pronouns

I gave them away to a home list man

[pukicho]

The orcs and the lizard-folk have decided on peace, now is the time for us gnomes to rise 

[solardrake]

greeble neeble gomble womp?? e mfucking worgle smeet huga dorble!!!!

[bug-bodies]

if anybody finds my gender please please return it to me!!!! it's lost and cold and wants appy juice please i need it back

[bug-bodies]

this life is a video game and god is a sticky toddler who has stolen the controller and is doing an accidental obliteration run

[bug-bodies]

me when you forget i'm in your pocket and i get thrown iin the washing machine:

help!!!!!!helpgluglugdnmmmmbbbbrrggg