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frankie | 18 | new york | he/him

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*stands outside your house like this*

[sadhoc]

[sometimes-now]

Sometimes your eyes cannot see the dream that happens in front of your own eyes. Artwork: @randominternational Video: @jesserieser Gallery: @pacegallery 

[estrogenpatchnotes]

[porterr-robinson]

[mop-mod]

“RECENTLY THERE’S BEEN A LOT OF PEOPLE ONLINE CHALLENGING EACH OTHER TO CHEW THROUGH WATERMELON. IS THERE ANYONE WILLING TO CHALLENGE ME??” *smacks head three times with plate* “[UNINTELLIGIBLE]” *gross wet chomping noises*

[agoodcartoon]

great

[beeorchids-moved-deactivated201]

Wait this was supposed to be a bad thing???

[siobhanblank-deactivated2019011]

[wheresanegg-blog]

[thetransintransgenic]

[feazelblahg]

[oppa-homeless-style]

[aeruh-deactivated20250615]

I’m disappointed that no one’s done a To Kill a Mockingbird one yet

[agoodcartoon]

theres sort of a parallel reblog chain where i did this

[hazbin-hotel-screencaps]

[vote-for-eggman]

she killed him with a fuckin look

[friendly-neighborhood-patriarch]

The I, Robot sequel looks lit.

[therottenharvest]

“Beep beep, bitch. You’re gay”

[carrionthird]

[*between laughter* “this fucking filter looks like a gay barcode scanner. beep beep bitch, you’re gay!”]

[spacehunter-m]

reminder that my text-to-speech godzilla ‘54 dub is the greatest thing ever accomplished by mankind

[goddamnidiot]

the five seconds of what sounded like multiple climaxing marios was what really sold me on this post

[k-eke]

Sunday morning

[boarcriminal-deactivated2018052]

straight people when a show adds a gay character and” forces” homosexuality on them

[bandtshirt]

scream at this gif

[cheaphalloweencostume]

I love it when I click on a recipe link because it sounds yummy and instead of a recipe I get a several page dissertation on a food blogger’s boredom with her marriage and lies she was told in childhood

[benepla-deactivated20180521]

this ending in a recipe literally changed my fucking life i thought i was being spread some fucking truisms abt the ugliness of marriage but it was literally a preamble to creme brulee brownies. writing is fake

[bob-belcher]

[puthy]

Me: hi thank you for calling Olive Garden how may I take your order!

Customer: hi I’d like one chicken parmigiana and a chicken Alfredo

Me: alrighty would you like soup or salad with your entrees?

Them: Zuppa Toscana on both please

Me: no problem I can have this ready for you in about 20 minutes

Them: ok what’s my total

Me: one moment please while I put your order in my computer

Me:

Me: that’ll be $37.68

Them: thank you

Me: see you soon have a nice day

[storyop1]

[thexzzy-deactivated20250919]

[cursedimagez]

[jonsnowboard]

[neutralbacteria]

[soviettart]