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tfw = two fucking weiners
I swear someone walking in on me watching porn would be easier to explain than this
This post is legendary.
Today is the day. I’ve been waiting forever! It’s the first day of August, 1893. Tonight there’s a fair, and if handled just so, I might get my mother to say I can go. Getting out of the house happens, well, never. There’s a gate, and a lock, and rules to abide. I wish I had wings! I’d look good with a pair. But if wings are too much at least give me the fair. Let this be the day I stay out all evening, and fall right into step as a band starts to play. Not another boring day in Treegap, New Hampshire! I can’t live like this… I can’t live like this forever!
My boyfriend is out of his mind
Due to popular demand
Look what you’ve all caused. I have to go home to this.
a s c e n d e d
[banging pots and pans around the tuck everlasting musical squad] it’s almost august 1st kids! time to get up!
self care for when you hit rock bottom
i fucking hate self care posts made by neurotypicals so here’s one from someone who Actually Gets It
-can’t shower or take a bath? me either. dry shampoo can make your hair look and feel cleaner, and baby wipes or makeup wipes work great to get the top layer of grime off your skin.
-can’t wash your sheets and make your bed? i feel you. push your blankets out of the way and shake the crumbs off your sheet. it will at least be a bit more comfortable.
-can’t even change out of your dirty pajamas? been there. hit yourself with some febreeze and a lint roller. if you can, brush your hair. if you can’t, hair ties and bobby pins are fantastic.
-can’t make anything to eat? same. if you can, there’s no shame in ordering food. in fact, it’s probably better you eat something rather than go hungry. if you can’t, try and find something that comes pre-made or takes minimal effort to make. at the very least, drink some water.
can’t respond to messages or reach out for help? yeah, i get that. set an alarm for a few hours from now and respond to any messages you need to once you’ve given yourself time to prepare. if they’re Important Messages that need Professional Responses, you can find fill-in-the-blank format rough drafts on google. as far as personal messages go, don’t feel bad for sending a mass “I’m sorry, I’m in a personal emergency right now. I’ll get back to you as soon as I can.” response to everyone.
-can’t even sleep because it’s so bad? asmr videos always knock me out, personally, but i also watch a lot of bob ross. just try to find something quiet and soothing to use as background noise and take your mind off it, or at least give you a more peaceful environment to think about it.
-can’t go for a walk/drive? try opening the blinds or curtains. you’re still exposing yourself to the outside world. baby steps. (i also play animal crossing or sims; it may be virtual but fuck it. i went on a walk.)
-can’t go into work/school? let people know. let your coworkers or classmates know it’s an emergency and you can’t make it. give yourself up to two days, but then you have to go back. ask to have your work emailed to you so you know what you missed.
-can’t brush your teeth and wash your face? makeup or baby wipes and gum or mouthwash. don’t let yourself physically rot bc you’re rotting emotionally.
-remember that you’ve been here before. if you survived then you can survive now. that’s what this is about- survival. you don’t have to be living your Best Life. right now, it’s more than enough that you’re alive.
This is the only self car masterpost I’ve ever seen that is feasible for severe depressive episodes
Wwwwwoooowww needed this
and, if you can’t get toasted pearl Couscous handpicked and blessed by a Moroccan shaman on the first tuesday of the winter harvest for your Sautéed Escarole then store bought is fine
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GO GERMANY FOR OWNING UP TO WHAT THEY DID AND TAKING THE STEPS TO STOP IT FROM HAPPENING AGAIN.
first time in forever that i’m proud of my country
I have a friend from Germany who personally admits their fault and apologizes anytime it’s brought up. She’s like yeah, we fucked up. Mind you we’re 21. She personally had nothing to do with it, and still she apologizes.
compare that to white americans who respond with “what about black on black crime?” and “not my fault, i didn’t do anything” and, my personal favorite “shut up nigger…”
@ white Australians who say “why do we need to apologise for the stolen generations, it’s not like WE did it!”
And the British nationalist types who don’t realise exactly how the British Empire buggered the world for centuries
i’m officially cancelling cringe culture. it’s over. go enjoy the things you like unabashedly and proudly because life is hard and sometimes things are just nice.
reblog if the first musical you ever listened to was not hamilton
im love him
pac-mans life goes to hell in 25 seconds
The way Jeremy’s voice gets low and raspy when he says “run for it” omg reblog if you agree
Uuuuuuuhhhh not 2 b cliche but, I'm totally in love with my best friend
Just thought you all would like to know
There is a demonic force behind the CW network.
if everyone’s reaction to your show finally ending is relief maybe its a sign ya should actually kill it dead
holy shit we’re actually gonna see these two die of old age on this show arenT WE