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[hookieduke]

And behold, an angel of the Lord stood before them, and the glory of the Lord shone around them, and they were sore afraid.

[staff]

we fucked up

[elexecution]

its awesome theres a vampire on sesame street because you need to introduce children to the concept as early as possible

[lemonsweet]

Golden retriever puppy

[night-dawn-day]

[meatswitch-deactivated20231107]

me trying not to act high when my dad is home

[pizzaback-deactivated20201011]

which one is which

[3liza]

[coughloop]

Just heard from my doctor they're gonna have to put me down next week because I fucking suck

[taxidermychrist-deactivated2025]

let’s hear it for sodomy

[strawbebbynya]

[radiation]

Why everyone so obsessed with peter from mc ride or whatever his name is. peter? whats his name ? benjamin?

[radiation]

whats his name damien? i see him everywhere. peter?

[radiation]

He looks like thihs whats his name ?

[radiation]

YES THATS HIS NAME

[billciipher]

Click on it twice. These are your two super powers.

[joyceanfartboner-deactivated202]

everyone else always seems to fucking get cool shit and i always get like “gel manipulation” and “using dust along w/ your fighting style”

[clownhaggard]

HEY. DOWN HERE.

[haxxy]

Boiled cigarettes and ibuprofen (a nutritious meal for a growing girl)

[greelin]

if god is real then explain the state of georgia

[greelin]

[rivers-for-me]

reblog to give warm bread to your mutuals

[emergencychange]

[2-beadyeyes-deactivated20251104]

at your wifes house rn😏 she hitting me with a broom

[itspapillonnoir-deactivated2023]