Sup

old

[buglover69]

rip bananasfreakingout

[incel-moved-deactivated20210803]

[beinggayisreallyexpensive]

literally what the fuck does she think this suit is going to do for her ??

[karnalesbian]

enhance her swag to dangerous levels

[meatthawsmoth]

That’s Violet Beauregard

[crypdoezoology]

i’m laughing so hard he’s asking the ghost all the questions and it’s giving answers using the one beep/two beep system, then he asks if it’s a boy or a girl and it just starts screaming

[fauxfable]

nonbinary ghost isn’t having any of it today

[shavingryansprivates-deactivate]

[paxamericana]

[onlytwitterpics]

[bisexuanal]

I hate men so much they literally are like this. Purposeful incompetence to avoid responsibilities they don’t want …………… the comments on this post on fb were So bad

[patrickat]

Save the leftovers. Throw the whole man out.

[runcibility]

Imagine being this fucking petty over a reasonable request to do even a fraction of the share of housework, and thinking you’re a good partner. Makes you understand how so many dudes can be clueless and full of shit on so many other topics, too.

[smitethestate]

I hope his wife poured a glass of spaghetti and gulped it slowly while making steady eye contact with him as her lawyer presented the divorce papers.

[soryualeksi]

“Haha, that’ll TEACH my wife!!”

Dude, you’re supposed to LOVE her. I hope she sees this and dumps your worthless ass. While she has that glass of spaghetti.

[january-warlock]

#marie kondo your marriage

[bloodytales]

Don’t put up with stupid. If your husband or boyfriend does this may I suggest… well… treating him like the idiot he pretends to be? Use it as a “teaching moment.”

“Honey come here. I’m sorry. I didn’t realize you didn’t know what Tupperware you have to use. Here, let me explain every container we have. That way the next time you have to put food away you know which container to use.”

And then proceed, in excruciating detail, which containers are which, what they are used for, the correct lids, and how to put on the lids. Do it in as condescending voice as possible.

If he tries to say that he knows, or tries to stop you in any way, just calmly say, “no, you shouldn’t be embarrassed by this. It’s okay to admit you don’t know how to do something. Next time just ask, sweetie.” And continue in as much inane detail as possible.

If he tries this bullshit again, pat him on the head, and say “good try, but let’s review” and then do it all over again.

[aromes]

omg

[chevalierdog-deactivated2014082]

[chickenwraith-deactivated202403]

[lonelyroommp3]

the other day i was perusing the dessert options in the dining hall and this group of absolute stereotypical frat boy types were also milling around the desserts and one of them pointed to the strawberry pastries and said to the others “what’s the vibe with these, boys?” and i haven’t been able to get that sentence out of my head since

[celestiyal-deactivated20201022]

same energy

[ezk03]

-

[hktk04]

bless y’all

[hktk02]

bonus:

[meladoodle]

The first line in this news story is so dramatic

[pi4nobl4ck]

Just a tuesday in Canada

[pi4nobl4ck]

Meanwhile, at Australia…

[pi4nobl4ck]

An uneventful day in Saudi Arabia:

[ethereal-oddity-deactivated2025]

oh my god what the fuck why is this so funny

[suburban-refugee]

All america got is squirrells

[claywoman]

my skin: i’m literally……… dying pls drink water, eat better, use some product,,, sleep decent hours……… 

me:

[memecenterz]

[tastefullyoffensive]

[federalbureauofislam]

this could be us

[celebrity-pharmacist]

but you’re (not) playing (trombone)

[louiecyphre]

[chepsi]

vibe check