my brain is smoother than a fresh jar of skippy

hi i'm wren! welcome to my silly abode! | he/they | bug enthusiast | posts art sometimes | (pokemon sideblog: @kitakami-kid)

[ratbuchet]

EVEN IF BROKEN I AM MORE THAN GLASS

[remynisce]

If it's what you ask for... If it's what you want..!

[identityarchitect]

[ID: Deltarune fanart of Ralsei and Noelle.

Ralsei, smiling in a pink dress, says "As long as it's… what other people want, of course!" There's a dark cross-section on their head of them wearing their hat, looking stressed.

Noelle, in her Dark World outfit looking stressed, saying "As long as you ask me to fight…" There's a dark cross-section on her hand showing the ThornRing.

Ralsei, looking stressed and afraid but smiling, saying "As long as you ask me to keep smiling…" There's a dark cross-section on their face of them crying, blood on their cheek.

Noelle, in her Light World outfit, looking manic, saying "If it's you who asks, I can do ANYTHING!" The word "you" is in red. There's a cross-section over her chest showing many red lines, like shattered glass, expanding from her heart. /end ID]

[officialspec]

i like when the ralsei gets mean

[everybidenjusthavegoodtime]

mark, my words. *mark brings me my dictionary* thank you mark

[bugs-r-neat]

i just realized that i actually was popular in high school, but i didn't know bc ppl were respecting my wishes to be left alone (i used to be frequently bothered by people curious about me drawing.) and also "being unapologetically myself and not caring what other people think" kinda also applies to the good things people say about you as well.

[nihilisticlinguistics]

adulthood notes:

The Rodeo Rule: you only have to do it for the first time once.

The Rohan Rule: if you are at a social function full of new people and you want to be liked, find someone doing important work like setup or food prep and offer to help.

The Tutorial Mode Rule: to navigate an unfamiliar situation where you fear you will mess up an interaction, preface the interaction by mentioning that you've never done this before, and let them know if you have a specific concern or question.

The Rocket Science Rule: most new things you want to try seem very complicated but are simple when taken step by step.

The [X] Will Remember That Rule: if you need to make small talk with the same person on a regular basis, try to save one fact or current event in their life from a given conversation and bring it up next time you talk.

The Cool Binder Rule: by wearing clothes and accessories that are to your taste instead of trying to blend in, people will be more likely to compliment you and show interest in you as a person.

[the-haiku-bot]

The Rodeo Rule:

you only have to do it

for the first time once.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[chainmail-butch]

Hi, its me. The warmest creature in the world. I love you. Im the warmest creature in the world and I love you so much and I need to be in your lap right now. Yes, I know about the heat wave. That's okay though because I was already the warmest creature in the world so I don't mind. I love you and you need to let me sleep in your lap right now. I'm soooo warm and I love you sooo much. If you say no you'll be saying no to a thing that love you. Let me sleep in your lap. When I fall asleep I get warmer. I love you

[titleknown]

Trump Moves to Deeply Censor the Entire Internet

The Trump administration is cynically exploiting calls for stricter AI regulation to pass broad censorship measures at the federal level.

So, in terrible news, Trump's trying to pull some strings to pass this massive internet censorship bill, featuring all the kinds of internet censorship we're terrified of, including mandatory ID for accessing basically any website, specifically to crush state regulation of AI, because apparently this man will always see the moral bottom of the barrel and start digging.

So, if you live in the US and hate censorship and AI you know what to do, contact your congresspeople and tell them do not fucking dare let this through or so help us god...

[titleknown]

IMPORTANT UPDATE: The bastards just worked out a deal on the package, and they're going to try and ram it through the House in the next couple of weeks.

So, if you've been waiting to call, the time is NOW. Do it ASAP, be polite, be informed, but light up those phones like a Christmas tree!

[moldavite]

good news. the things that used to upset me no longer upset me. bad news. i'm creating an army of bugs to hurt innocent bystanders

[arrimorr]

[thememedaddy]

[endlace]

You if bugs didn't exist

[burins]

thinking fondly of this meme I made for a coworker years and years ago

[beardedmrbean]

[lovelymimic]

[dogpuppy]

[trippiest]

what a beautiful day to not be in high school

[gayofthefae]

This is the like those “remember to be grateful you don’t have a sore throat right now” posts. It IS a beautiful day to not be in high school! Thank you!

[veroniccordion]

im 12 years old and this is my deltarune oc hes name is flowery and he has maximum stats in all stats and he has unlimited money and hes really good at everything and hes asgores best friend and and everyone loves him

[mintbreeze]

has anyone done this yet