it's me

[recreationaldivorce]

bisexuality is when u are attracted to both vampires and werewolves

[dankmemeuniversity]

[lizardsister]

all of us vaccinated people communicate directly to each other via brain chip technology and we all talk about how sexy we are

[everythingfox]

wiggly boiis

[elfwreck]

Jellybean-furry eel soup.

[littlelostalotgrateful]

“Tips to prevent mood swings: avoid caffeine, alcohol and sugary foods” that’s me diet tho mate

[creepish]

blocking people isnt enough i want to microwave them

[dinuguan]

[parkerjosiah]

[primordial-fungus-monolith]

This is just what a guy looks like

[spiroandthelacktones]

Just a regular dude

[librarycard]

normalize flopping. it’s ok to fail baby. sexy even

[librarycard]

the amount of people saying "i thought you meant flopping on the ground". target audience

[izzetheking]

why do i always fall for the bad boys *thinking about Lord Farquaad*

[jaiology-deactivated20181217]

*Hears footsteps towards my room* Please dont

[telnaga]

red hot silly peppers :)

[anxietyproblem]

[iusedtobecharming-deactivated20]

Do we have a franz kafka diary entry for july 1st, i want to know what he thinks!!!

[rehearsing]

happy too tired July everyone

[hyrude]

is the world really such a terrible place? yesterday i asked if oat milk was extra and the barista said yes so i said ok just regular milk then and when she gave me my chai latte she whispered “i gave you oat milk ;)” doesnt that make u want to live another day?

[orteil42]

these manmade horrors are unfortunately well within my comprehension

[rieteconeste]

[wegotitwrong-deactivated2013102]