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the narrative rollercoaster this video took me on in 19 seconds was a trip to remember

Shane: My manager at Abercrobie was a woman who I think was- she seemed 20 years older than me, she was probably three years older than me..

And the most distinct thing I remember happening is one day I was eating an apple, and she said “What does that taste like!” and I said, “an apple?” and she said “Yeah, I’ve never had one.”

She was later arrested!

#video #classic

dsmsix

thought I was muted and just had this exchange with a coworker on a zoom call

doyouknowwhatimeme

catchymemes

htgzoo

Omg I am laying here in bed thinking about getting up and having some cheese lol

inside-my-gay-mind

kinuko

Hey I wonder what’s new in the switch e shop-

*closes e shop*

fangorn-forest

i hope all the little ballerinas who live in music boxes are okay. i hope it isn’t too dark in there.

stantler

Black Friday is such a joke nowadays. “Don’t miss out on 30% off” don’t piss me the fuck off. People used to hit each other over the head for a microwave that’s how low the prices were. People literally died. We used to be a country

p0stmortem

hey

steakplissken

Why was it executed

czesca

can't believe we've all been here since we were 14 and now we're all 20000 years old

flimflix

monsterlets

adonischildsupportcase

specialty38-deactivated20200930

those is mcdonalds jeans?

ynfynytscrolltbh

Fun fact: those McDonald’s jeans are part of the standard uniform here in Colombia. I’ve tried at least 16x to ask where they source them, if I can buy them from the manager, even going McDonald’s not to order food but just to ask for the jeans. I asked someone high up in their marketing dept here to see if maybe they know which company sourced them, and still couldn’t get my hands on a pair. Apparently employees only get one pair per year. They’re slightly high-waisted, they taper very slightly, they’re always kind of high water at the bottom, and they’re the perfect light jean color. They’re not stiff, they’re not that stretchy, they’re the perfect denim material. They come with a cloth belt that’s either yellow or turquoise, and the stitching on the M is almost sensual. I will not give up