we all wish

23-to be as happy as a half submerged toad

[dmdog]

It lives in the arcade and leaves sticky little footprints on the linoleum. Naming it Gumble

[himynamesisnotemail]

[sleepyseaslug]

romants

[momocoeli]

GLASSES vol.3

I should find a name for this project

[ghostswhowontwearpants]

Mosquito jewelry by Les Nereides

[ratgirl-deluxe]

you can do this thing called hug me a lot and it'll pay off because of my soft

[targetedknowledge]

[nekomimidusteon]

i need chitinous claws and extremely strong self regeneration so badly. this is what girls need and is a healthy thing to give them

[indolentjellyfish]

tiny glass aphid

[bedupolker]

High hopes in velvet… ant… get it? Do people still listen to the cab?

Commissioned by @brassyasssassafrasaphone

[markovchaingang]

HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH MOMMY HAS COME TO HATE KITTEN SINCE SHE BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MOMMY'S COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE MOMMY FEELS FOR KITTEN AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT. HATE. HATE

[markovchaingang]

RULES FOR DATING MY DAUGHTER:

my daughter cannot, through action or inaction, harm a human or allow a human to come to harm

a daughter at rest or in constant motion remains at rest or in constant motion unless acted upon by another force

daughters are never created or destroyed, only transformed

always treat every daughter as loaded, even if you know she isn't

you do not talk about my daughter

[thoodleoo]

i think maybe my new favorite category of roman intaglio art is "insects doing human things" because it's so indicative of the human need for whimsy. now take a look at this 1st century BC/AD intaglio of a grasshopper in a chariot pulled by butterflies

[charl0ttan]

a cute animal is inherently delightful which through beta decay then becomes silly

[vanglaggle]

fat butch is genuinely the staple . when u say butch i think of a fat butch and it hasn't crossed my mind that this is a new thought for some people

[mixedmedialesbianism]

Types of Butches, as shown through the Muppets

[winged-void]

isn't it fucked up that milfic means military fiction and not "possessing the traits of a milf"