Inane Ramblings Ho!

Whimsy Demon, "that nice teacher-man with the long hair." 31, cis male, he/his/him, cheers kids.

[under-the-arch]

[communist-hatsunemiku]

"we're all going to be using and leaning into spatial computing" this is a telltale sign of rich techbro brainrot. "oh lets reinvent the kitchen timer but worse and connected to wifi" fucking idiot

[communist-hatsunemiku]

this is even worse cuz i just realized that you'd literally be wearing a $3500 vr headset while your fucking cooking. this shit would be stupid even if it cost $35

[that-house]

briefly forgot Death Note was a thing and was wondering why I'd need to spend $3500 to know if my pasta was transphobic

[merinnan]

[rockelyn]

[lechatelierlaw]

OMFG I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING

"THEY CAN FLY?!?"

[itswalky]

[asteroidtroglodyte]

I love how these are from an Unreality subreddit but to my eye they just read like regular Tumblr shitposts. Did we cross-pollinate or something

[shutinthenutouse]

[thunderberries]

[katelyn-danger]

Loose/faulty engine mount. Possible frame or driveshaft damage.

[sometransgal]

Actually if you look closely you'll notice it is just having a littol sneef.

[mrdittomansir]

[hopesbluelight-deactivated20191]

Oh…my…god

[lyatetech-deactivated20140610]

omfg, I thought this was a cute comic about a charmander traveling around hanging out with other pokemon and then you did that

[btw-im-really-a-robot]

UGLY, GROSS SOBBING

[lapinsmith]

I went back through and noticed something. All of the pokemon, except for the child, have ditto’s face. Every time. I didn’t notice it at first, but then the end reveal, and it has been that way all along, I just didn’t notice. MY TEARS.

[ignisnoctis-deactivated20160102]

it’s 1am and im extremely sad now

[acecartoonplatypus]

I DONT’ EVEN WATCH-PLAY POKEMON AND THIS STILL HOTS MY FEELS SO FUCKING HARD.

[avengerscompound]

Kate Bishop & Jeff the Land Shark VENOM WAR: IT'S JEFF (2024) #1

[valtsv]

showing my blood places it's never seen before!

1. the world outside my body

2. hhopital

[naschamsant-deactivated20210504]

very small

[modmad]

[frank-gallaghers-beer]

me when the chronic pain is chronic and painful:

[catchymemes]

[teaboot]

Counter argument: Immortal, invisible, malevolent mouse

[zohbugg]

[wemblingfool]

Ring slips around mouse’s neck and is gone.

The rest of the movie is just the 9 Nazgul trying to capture the mouse while the eye of Sauron watches an extended game of Mouse Trap unfolding before him.

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

EVIL MOUSE WITH A MAGIC RING, WHAT WILL THEY DO <3_<3

I WANT THAT BOOK

[wagahai-da]

like i have never seen a gag funnier than this that i can recall

[bulletproofpope]

Where do the casings come from!?

[todaysbird]

fun thing about herding and/or generally neurotic breeds: they are really good at following rules you have instituted, but they will also make their own Dog Rules they will follow stringently whether or not you like it

[todaysbird]

despite never being reprimanded for getting sick if my dog throws up she will ‘tattle’ on herself and run over to me, show me the throw up, then hide and start shaking uncontrollably. nobody taught her to do this. she has decided that throwing up is a punishable offense until the end of time

[ajarofpickledtears]

[todaysbird]

my dog has decided that it’s solely on her shoulders to ensure there is peace in my house…if the cats fight she stands between them to ‘break it up’ and/or herds them away, if my rats have an argument she goes to the cage door and barks until they stop. not sure why she has decided she must carry the weight of the world but she has

[fauxcoral]

[thedman0310]

[gaymolegaming]

Reblog if you stand against order, civilization, and goodness itself

[athena-cat-wizard-official]

goes hard ngl

[the-knightswind-case]

Consider:

[hershey-not-the-chocolate-maybe]

healthy romance starts w friendship

and bad romance starts w rah rah rah aha ha roma roma