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@bulletspongevanguard
[ anyway i don’t really have a feasible means of making an andromeda au for marco.... i’ll work on it, best i can figure i’d have to do an offshoot of any au where he’s not commander shepard
so, basically, merc au. or maybe au where one of his siblings survived mindoir and became commander shepard and he was just The Bad Kid who ran off or something ]
[ YIKES sorry i disappeared for so long, i was powering through andromeda to avoid spoilers lmao
anyway i’m kinda back ]
I WON’T LET FEAR COMPROMISE WHO I AM.
IND. PARAGON M!SHEP FROM BIOWARE’S MASS EFFECT.
ausanzug:
She appreciated the comforting hand, her muscles relaxing and shoulders slumping. Tali gave a slow nod before letting her fingers away from the terminal.
“I just…“ A sigh parted from her lips. “All my life I’ve been told the geth are vile. That they’re evil. That I should kill them on sight. Here I am now working with one. And…” Her head started hurting from all of this. Who would’ve thought she’d kill a quarian to save a geth.
“Keelah, I don’t know.” Legion certainly was something else.
“It’s hard going against what you’ve been told,” Shepard admitted. At least she’d stopped for now - it was a start. “Especially given your people’s history with the geth. But...”
He paused, frowning to himself as he tried to think of the right words to say. He was only a human; his grasp of the situation wasn’t colored by hundreds of years of prejudice stemming from old conflicts. The best equivalent he could think of would be a human killing another human to save a turian, but even that felt hollow in comparison. The First Contact War had far different implications than the Morning War.
“Maybe it’s better to see Legion as a companion before a geth. You protected a squadmate.”
“You did the right thing.”
bulletspongevanguard
“…Thank you, Shepard.”
Long fingers tapped away at the console effortlessly. Whenever she felt down she always tried to keep herself busy. Even if it didn’t matter.
Her tone was quiet as she seemed to stare at the wall rather thanher commander. Lost in her thoughts and feelings.
“I just…I don’t know. Was it the right thing to do?”
Shepard watched her work, torn between letting her continue or persuading her to stop. He knew Tali well enough to know working was her way of keeping her mind off of things, but he couldn’t help his concern. He didn’t want to see her burn herself out in the name of keeping herself preoccupied.
“It was,” he replied, hesitating before laying a comforting hand on her shoulder. “I know it doesn’t feel like it right now. Sometimes it takes a while.”
"You're tearing this family apart, Kaidan."
Kaidan rolled his eyes at Shepard’s indignant tone. “… Shepard, for the last time… You can’t adopt seven more hamsters. where would you even find the room for all of them??”
“I’ll make room. Archie needs friends.”
He somehow manages to hold the armful up a little higher to make his point. How he’s not dropping any of them is anyone’s guess.
“How can you say no to these little cuties? How?”
❝ you didn’t kill him, did you? ❞
Aislynn tipped up her chin slightly, folding her arms over her abdomen.
“No, I didn’t. Whoever did, it was before I got here. I try not to make it a practice to kill people unless I have a damn good reason.”
Marco made it a point to nudge the mercenary’s helmet with the toe of his boot, causing his head to loll to the side. Yep, definitely dead.
“Damn. I mean, he probably deserved it, but still.” He cast a glance around their immediate surroundings. “See anybody suspicious lurking around before you got here?”
“Can it wait a bit? I’m in the middle of making poor life choices?”
“Poor life choices? Cupcake, you don’t know the definition of the word.”
thephoenixnomore:
“I’m sorry. Would you have preferred “Sugar”? What about “Sweetheart”?”
“I can’t tell if you’re trying to insult me or flirt with me. Getting mixed signals here.”
“Maybe she’s born with it. Maybe it’s daddy issues.”
“Probably daddy issues.”
“...Definitely daddy issues.”
“Can it wait a bit? I’m in the middle of making poor life choices?”
“Poor life choices? Cupcake, you don’t know the definition of the word.”
“Clearly you know better than I do, considering you just called me cupcake. That’s at least one poor life choice, buddy.”
Cards Against Humanity Starters:
“I drink to forget alcoholism.”
“This is the prime of my life. I’m young, hot, and full of crippling debt.”
“Dear [NAME], I’m having some trouble with doing the right thing and would like your advice.”
“During sex, I like to think about Mufasa’s death scene.”
“White people like all-you-can-eat shrimp for $4.99.”
“I’ve had enough of your face.”
“Having problems with menstruation? Try shutting the fuck up!”
“The gypsies said my inner demons are how I’ll die.”
“I don’t need luck! I have edible underpants!”
“Maybe she’s born with it. Maybe it’s daddy issues.”
“My superpower is being a dick to children.”
“Studies have shown tasteful sideboob is good for you.”
“Honey, mommy and daddy love you very much, but apparently mommy loves daddy’s credit card more than daddy.”
“When I am a billionaire, I shall erect a 50 foot statue to commemorate a tiny horse.”
“The class field trip was completely ruined by puberty.”
“Licking things to claim them as your own will always get you laid.”
“Hope is a slippery slope that leads to a disappointing birthday party.”
“Step one: almost give money to a homeless person. Step two: taksies-backsies. Step three: profit.”
“Me time never fails to liven up the party.”
“Why not spice up your sex life by bringing that thing that electrocute your abs into the bedroom?”
“Ever since the ‘incident’, every time I close my eyes, I still see your sad little naked body.”
“Women get turned on by tentacle porn.”
“Help! My son is farting and walking away!”
“I lost my virginity by pretending to care.”
“I learned the hard way that you can’t cheer up a grieving friend by giving a tumor a cutesy nickname.”
“Thanks to the sharing economy, I can now make money renting out my used panties.”
“Instead of coal, Santa now gives the bad children a can of whoop-ass.”
“Honey, I have a new roleplay I want to try tonight! You can be shutting the fuck up and I’ll be not having sex.”
“The next Happy Meal toy is pinkeye.”
“My mom freaked out when she looked at my internet history and saw ‘a-big-black-dick.com/a-bigger-blacker-dick.”
“Can it wait a bit? I’m in the middle of making poor life choices?”
“Remember the old days when you could just slap ‘SWAG’ on everything?”
“TSA guidelines now prohibit whining like a little bitch on airplanes.”
i’m stronger than this. i have to be stronger than this. there is no room for weakness, not here, not anywhere.
waywardbiotic:
@bulletspongevanguard
The stranger’s face fell, an expression of guilt pulling at his features momentarily before being replaced by an apologetic smile. That was unexpected.
Kaidan raised an eyebrow. Was… Was this man just… Trying to make small talk? If he was trying to get Kaidan to slip up, he wasn’t being particularly efficient; perhaps he really was just naive… An enigma for sure, very few survived this long talking to every stranger they met… It was a refreshing thought if Kaidan was going to be honest with himself. It had been a long time since anyone had just stopped to ask him how he was. He was no less wary, but maybe he could give this man the benefit of the doubt.
He… He had never just… Talked with people on a street, not that he had ever had the chance in a tower. He wasn’t even exactly sure what to do with his hands… He settled on picking up a tomato to inspect, trying to pull off a nonchalant expression; hopefully it wasn’t as awkwardly looking as it felt.
“Ansburg, huh? I’ve- I’ve never been that far up north myself. Though why you would want to leave there for Kirkwall of all places I can’t even imagine. Me? Wildervale. I’m ah… I’m Livin the dream you know? No real destination, free to roam, no place to go back to.”
Oh. That last part sounded way better in his head.
@waywardbiotic
Shepard couldn’t help a small laugh at the other man’s comment. Under any other circumstances, he might’ve avoided Kirkwall, but he had his duties to attend to and he didn’t have much of a choice in the matter. Unfortunately.
“Believe me, I’m not thrilled about it,” he admitted. “But I’ve got business that needs to be taken care of in Kirkwall. I’m not planning on lingering, at least.”
The stranger’s last comment caught his attention, and he couldn’t keep the worry from showing on his face. Not many people would talk openly about having no home, unless it was of their own choosing. Even then, his wording gave him pause. He didn’t sound like someone proud to be on their own; rather, he sounded like someone who was only on the move because they had to be.
“No place to go back to?” he repeated, frowning somewhat. He wanted to ask for details, but he knew there was only so much he could say before he crossed a line.
“I know what that feels like, actually,” he settled on, hoping that might be enough to convey some sort of understanding.
club penguin bans sentence starters
"i'm a fucking piece of pizza,"
"holy shit toto, we sure as fuck ain't in kansas anymore,"
"i ain't fucking with these christmas lights anymore,"
"why is the only angry one black?"
"get in loser, we're going sledding,"
"jesus fucking christ, that cookie hot as shit,"
"ah yes, my meth lab is ready,"
"i need this life vest 'cos i'm drowning in the pussy,"
"i could kill you right now, no one would wear you scream,"
"i could go back and pretend to be you,"
"fashion police, you're definitely under arrest,"
"you're tearing this family apart, ___"
"what do you mean you're being murdered? that's illegal, people can't do that,"
"i'm wanted for stealing yo girl/boy,"
"wanna hear a joke? your future,"
"i would like to order all the money,"
"when i see stars i think of you. because you're only beautiful from a distance,"
"do it for the vine,"
"you dress like an idiot,"
"girl/boy, are you because i want to take you out,"
"hey you forgot something. your social life,"
"help me hide this body in here,"
"did you just propose, using emojis?"
"do drugs they said. it will be fun they said,"
"it's called capitalism,"
"thank you for helping me commit cannibalism,"
"shit, we on national television,"
"bitch, throw one more snowball at me,"
"can you leave my house please?"
"i'm sensing you're a bit of a bitch,"
"can i pay you in swag?"
"excuse me, do you know where i can find the booty?"
"what the flipper?"
"santa isn't real,"
"what do penguins do in a race? they peng-win,"
"a milkshake ain't a goddamn pizza,"
"locked up because my eyebrow game was too strong,"
"man, look at all this fuckin' dope,"
"fuck it, i ain't running,"
"hey, do you wanna join my gang?"
"i'll ask my mom,"
"smooth as butter,"
“You won’t be alone in your fight.”
She nods slowly and offers a faint smile. She isn’t sure how to feel about it, bringing more people meant more lives to protect. More things that could go wrong. At the same time it meant more people watching her back, more things that could go right. “I appreciate it. With the council undecided on their own course of action? I’m going to have to rely on others to help me with this.”
myshareofscars:
“That’s a good thing to know.” she laughs and follows suit. She keeps her steps slow, still wanting to think about what the mission ahead of them might be like. She couldn’t predict the outcome, or how many enemies they would run into, let alone what type. Human, alien, machine?
Letting a slow breath out between pursed lips she frowns. “There are days I don’t feel that way.”
“And that’s what makes you a good leader,” Marco replies, casting a look over his shoulder. “Keeps you humble. I’d be worried if you believed yourself infallible, you know.”
He steps into the lift and waits for Shepard to join him before he selects the shuttle bay from the panel. The doors slide closed a moment later. “Did I ever tell you I used to work for an asari commando? She was a good leader, but she was too cocky for her own good. Got her killed in the end.”
mutinousedge:
“Well, many will say that all you need is instinct… or smarts, or training… Yadda, yadda. All that yapping mentors spit out.” He shrugged. “They don’t. I know the Blood Pack, they are all about slaughter and decimating their opponents with heavy firepower. But something isn’t right, they are getting… smarter. While you typically found a Berserker standing right next to an explosive container or other hazard, now they aren’t. Something tells me that this is not just about some ‘extra funding’.”
He pondered for a second. “We all know Fire is a danger to them, but they are using Flame retardants on their Armor… But this makes me wonder, why are they still hesitant on using protection towards corrosion? Their Armor is basically of surplus quality.”
“What you need is something you generally don’t figure out until you’re looking down the barrel of a gun,” Marco responded, giving the krogan a pointed look.
“Believe me, I know. I had enough of them shooting at me when I was on Omega,” he said. “If it’s not funding, at the very least they’re learning from their mistakes and reacting accordingly. Scary thought.”
Why, Universe, did you decide I was strong enough to handle this?
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