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pt 2, pt 3, pt 4
i ran out of funny things to say, i just love making everyone a simp
twst au but everyone is in love with prefect
part 1 [probably], pt. 2
for context, this is more likely an episodic crack series rather than a proper smau fic
pt 1, yuuโs harem smau part 2, pt 3
is it harem or reverse harem if the mc is nonbinary and the love interests are male
the housekeeper's guide to ruining everything
Pairing: Haymitch x OC
Fandom: The Hunger Games
Summary:
The funny thing about hiring a housekeeper to save your life is that sometimes it actually worksโwhich is bad news for Haymitch Abernathy and his long-standing commitment to liver failure. Rot, as it turns out, is much easier to maintain when nobody keeps scrubbing at it.
The funny thing about hiring a housekeeper to save your life is that sometimes it actually worksโwhich is frankly both suspicious and deeply inconvenient for Haymitch, whose retirement plan involves dying sometime soon of liver failure, full-up with a bottle of something undeserved. The terrible thing about hiring a housekeeper to save your life is that it forces you to acknowledge it can still be saved, which is a premise he has been drinking himself out of for the last twenty-something years.ย
But now, both his tributes have returned alive.ย
And that has consequences.ย
The Ramshackle Files
Imagine Yuu Reader, who played smart from the very beginning and actually started documenting everything happening at NRC.
Not because she was some kind of mastermind. Not because she wanted revenge.
But because, after waking up in a coffin, being accused of trespassing, nearly getting blasted by magic multiple times, and then being told that her only housing option was a collapsing, haunted dormitory, she realized something very quickly:
No one here is going to look out for me except me.
And it's not like she was planning anything at first.
It started because she was tired.
Tired of people acting like the situation she was in was normal. Tired of hearing,ย "Well, that's just how things are."ย Tired of Crowley smiling at her like he's doing her a favor while she's sleeping in a dorm that's one strong gust of wind away from collapsing.
So when Cater helps her get a proper phone and set up a Magicam account, Yuu Reader starts recording things.
At first, it's harmless.
Videos of Grim trying to eat things that definitely aren't food. Ace getting detention. Deuce running after Ace because Ace got detention. The occasional dorm leader having a public breakdown.
Normal NRC activities.
But then she starts making private folders.
Folders nobody knows about.
Folders labeled:
Ramshackle Conditions.
Crowley.
Overblots.
Evidence.
Yuu Reader, whose phone quickly builds up with cold, hard proof.
Yuu Reader, who in her first week made a video tour of Ramshackle Dorm, showing off the broken windows, holes in the floor, dust thick enough to write your name in, and ghosts arguing in the background.
Yuu Reader, who within her second week records the food she's limited to, comparing the portions and quality to those of the other dorms.
Yuu Reader, who from that point onward starts keeping receipts.
Videos of Crowley promising he'll find a way home for her.
Voice recordings of Crowley promising he'll help.
Screenshots of messages from Crowley promising things will improve.
Promises.
Promises.
Months of promises.
Then the first Overblot happened.
Yuu Reader nearly died.
Several students nearly died.
The school suffered massive damage.
And afterward, everyone just...
Moved on.
There were consequences, yes. People talked about it. People worried.
But not enough.
Not nearly enough.
Nobody seemed concerned by how close everything had come to ending in disaster.
Nobody seemed concerned that a magicless teenager had somehow gotten dragged into the middle of it.
Yuu Reader begins adding it all to her growing video library, recording the Overblots one after another.
Then, one day, she posts the videos on Magicam.
To her surprise, they quickly blow up.
People are horrified to discover what has been happening behind the closed gates of NRC.
Yuu Reader locks her door and quickly starts a livestream, ignoring the flood of messages pouring in from her friends.
She starts crying in front of the thousands of people watching her, speaking about how Crowley kidnapped her.
The viewers watch as she shows off the dorm, making sure to highlight the mold, the crumbling walls, and the general state of neglect.
As she reads through the chat, she starts seeing messages from her friends telling her they want to talk.
Then Yuu Reader sees the comment she'd been waiting for.
The RSA Headmage offering to help her.
And, as a bonus, dozens of people saying they've already reported Crowley to the authorities.
Yuu Reader tries to hide her smile as she hears Crowley banging on the door, begging her to open up.
After all, Crowley ruined her life.
So would it really be fair for her to pay him back?
First Sight
So I bet yall have seen the leaks by now, and damn i love the new sillies so far, especially rielle he looks exactly how I envisioned him. He's so full of whimsy I cant
The yan potential with the RSA students are amazing too, with love at first sight, hopeless devotion to the ones they love and the whole "I need to save you from the villains" mindset, what's not to love ??
Not fully following canon events and a lil ooc becasue they came out a day after the release of the chatacters
As the preparations have to be made for the contest against RSA, of course Crowley forces you along with the students to prepare. At least it's not as akward anymore, as you now know them.
While you're just happy to hang out with your friends, Azul and Jamil have the time of their lives. Finally, FINALLY, some alone time with you (well, almost alone, but this is better than sharing with the rest of the pricks, as they can tolerate eachother if it means no one else joins).
They hope this moment would never end, but, seems like the universe has some other plans for them. They hear a shout, disrupting their lovely time with you. Rage quickly turns into pure horror as they realise who's interrupting them...
To their utter horror, seems to be their awful rivals from RSA, just what they needed. It could've been anyone that disturbed them, he'll they would've taken anyone else at this point, but it had to be these two, amazing.
Rielle was the one that spotted the three of you, well, he spotted Azul to be exact. He wanted to say hi to his childhood friend, as they hadn't seen eachother in a long while !! It would be fun to talk once again !! Meanwhile Minajael is just tagging along, just going with the flow
Rielle rather abruptly stops in his tracks as soon as he spots you, someone he has nevee seen before. He feels the world slow down around him, his heart racing and his face flushing. Is this what his textbooks was talking about when they meant love ?? If so, he loves this feeling !! He can't let go ! This has to be fate or something, he has to ask you-
Minajael feels at ease, despite still being right next to Rielle (probably the biggest loudmouth he knows). He feels a sense of calm was over him as he sees you. Is this, no, it can't be. Love always sounded like such shackles, like it would ruin his freedom, but this, he feels so free. He will keep a lower profile until he figures out what the hell is going on.
You quickly get overwhelmed as you NRC friends are pushed away by the new RSA stufents, one frantically asking you questions while the other seems to stare into your soul. It's all very overwhelming, but atleast the preparations are soon done so this will be over soon.
Just a few moments ago they had the absolute time of their lives, now these soiled BRATS are comming in, taking their very much precious time. It seems if the RSA students are gonna play dirty, so will they.
TLDR sore losers get prissy when RSA princes show up to take the spotlight, rhis was fun to draw, hope you like it. Haven't been writing in a whole so I suck at this but, enjoy.
Reblogs with text and comments are very much appretiated to keep me going and creating <3
Rereading The Hunger Games after reading Sunrise on the Reaping is so funny.
Katniss could probably waltz into the Hob like Belle in the opening scene of Beauty and the Beast but instead she's so focused on keeping her head down and her nose to the gridstone that she is fully oblivious to the love and support of her own community!
yuu: ah, im nothing special, aren't i?
ace, riddle, azul, jack, malleus & silver: your...everything.
Grim and Grim and MORE GRIM!!!
do you ever think if anyone in the TWST cast (staff included; mob students included) looks at the Prefect living in Ramshackle and quietly lose their mind like "holy shit, that's a magicless orphan living in an abandoned building"
i mean, i know that NRC is the school for individualistic assholes who'd sooner choke than admit they care about anybody. i know that the cast members do grow to care about Prefect anyway (if you look at vignettes at least)
but like. i think it would be neat if more people not only noticed Prefect's circumstances, but were eaten by the knowledge. maybe not often or intensely, but still
Students A and B trudge through the snow on their way to the school building from the mirror hall; one of them glances at that corner of the campus past the greenhouse, and their complaining cuts off because imagine getting to the school from there.
Showers in one of the dorms broke for whatever reason, and suddenly Student C is wondering about the hot water situation over at Ramshackle, and whether it has any heating at all.
Student D is lying sleepless in the infirmary after yet another overblot incident. Their mind wanders to the Prefect and whether they've been badly hurt during; are they going to be okay? are they going to keep surviving this?
Student E catches a sight of Prefect in the cafeteria and wonders if they get enough to eat.
Student F randomly remembering that Prefect doesn't have any family to call.
i know Prefect has their own friend group - if nothing else, Adeuce are as thick as thieves with them - but like, i always wonder about random students perceiving them and thinking about them in passing
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Give me a Yuu who recoils at the sight of spilled ink, because it looks a little too much like blot.
Yuu, who cowers when Riddle starts to go red.
Yuu, who hates the feeling of sand and avoids brushing shoulders with Leona.
Yuu, who panics when theyโre too deep in the water, never trusts the Leech twins at the beach, and get scared by too many limbs.
Yuu, who shrinks away when Jamil looks them in the eyes a little too long.
Yuu, who rushes to compliment Vil, lest he get upset.
Yuu, who clings to Grim a bit tighter and doesnโt like going to Ignihyde alone.
Yuu, who stays awake until they physically cannot because theyโre scared they wonโt wake up.
Give me a Yuu with a little bit of trauma, because no one would be okay after that.
Crowley's was honestly so much fun to draw ๐ญโจ
The whole thing was done using a pen brush, which makes it even funnier because whenever I get bored in class, I end up doodling with a blue ink pen.
So somehow I accidentally recreated that exact experience digitally lol. The irony wasn't lost on me ๐
Twst Yuu angst idea
Do you ever wonder if/when Yuu leaves to go back home with them, there will be little to no pictures/physical memory of them? How in every photo, every event, birthday, holiday, they were never captured, simply a silent observer always there but never included the way the others are.
Rummaging through ramshackle, through mountains of photos and god knows what else only to find everyone else photographed but Yuu. The realization that you donโt have any photo proof that they existed. Someone so important to you just gone.
This only occurred after remembering the ghost cameraโs existence and how itโs meant to capture โspecialโ moments. And how it implies that Yuu isnโt special enough to be photographed, that is, until far too late.
Genuinely there needs to be more fanfic where Yuu is lowk a heartthrob, a campus crush if you will. Bc if some dude (non binary) crashed the entrance ceremony with a crazy fire cat, handled campus problems (Riddle's crazy ass pre overblot, the "accidents" before the Spell drive tournament, getting me out of a bad contract with Azul,etc ) and involved with a lot more I'd def be pining for them
Genuinely there needs to be more fanfic where Yuu is lowk a heartthrob, a campus crush if you will. Bc if some dude (non binary) crashed the entrance ceremony with a crazy fire cat, handled campus problems (Riddle's crazy ass pre overblot, the "accidents" before the Spell drive tournament, getting me out of a bad contract with Azul,etc ) and involved with a lot more I'd def be pining for them
Aah youth (โธโธ- ฬซ -โธโธ)
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