Poor Life Choices

Secret 18+ blog for monster, robot, and alien lovin’. I’m so sorry.

[nollimet]

come on, lets give the robot a hand! you can get it as a sticker here!

[chernobog13]

The alien monster from the ExtraTERRORestrial Alien Encounter attraction that ran in Walt Disney World's from 1995 to 2003.

[bultonguing]

unintentionally monsterfucker-coded demogorgon shirts

[bultonguing]

stranger things writing is so ass that I feel no guilt in potentially violating canon to make demogorgon porn

[bultonguing]

Stranger Things sucks now but the demogorgon is still hot. I am still fucking the demogorgon. You can't take that from me

[bvbblecvm-cevi]

I FINISHED IT YEY

Oh no, Billy tripped over the decorations and is having another crisis 💔

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Oh and here's a version with a slightly darker background (I don't really know what I'm doing with the backgrounds, I can't draw them)

There is a NSFW version but I don't know where to post it and I don't know if I ever will post it 😃👍

[bultonguing]

In my dream I pulled down my pants to get nasty with someone, but my clit was bigger. I touched it and precum came out?! And then it got hard and slid out my hood like it was a sheath and I had a tiny little werewolf dick. I miss my dick :(

[evie2001]

🥵

[yautjalover]

OH. MY. GODS. From the screening event for Killer of Killers!

[bultonguing]

I'm just gonna say it. Stitch is hot.

And the end of the movie he cooks, bakes, does housework. He's good with kids and animals. He's husband material too.

[dclaret-blog]

Renamon wants clothes

If you want more costumes for Renamon, share and like.

[kristina100000]

tic toc by klea, released in 2001... this is just about everything to me

[lonestatus]

it's so foggy out on the road i can't make out (makeout?! 😳😏😳🥺⁉️❤️❣️?💗💓💕💞💖💛💚💖💛💝💋?) a thing 10 feet infront of me

[lonestatus]

[monstrousdesirestudy]

I can’t stop cackling; I goddamn love horny statues. This dragon statue (Fuente del Dragón) is found in Soportújar, Spain. It features an erect dragon dick that spurts water. So the rumors go, if you drink from the water it contains aphrodisiac properties and enhances fertility 👀✨

If anyone knows of any other horny monster statues let me know! I love this shit, always tickles me to see

[datadegroove-deactivated2026042]

'I always wanted to fuck him' caption under a picture of a dark room with nothing in it

[bultonguing]

Call me miniature super-collider because I could make him squirt like that

[swampthingy]

[actuallyapathy]

[the-lumpfish-queen]

I love environmental storytelling

[belphegor1982]

[hotlegsharker]