Rachel

I see gold in you

[anxietyproblem]

[catchymemes]

[yoursminehourss]

😳 <- this emoji but without the blush or romantic connotation. im not blushing im staring you directly in your fucking eyes

[adventures-in-poor-planning]

I hurt my back pretty reasonably at work today and unfortunately I couldn’t stop laughing because my first thought was “workplace injury barbie”

[adventures-in-poor-planning]

sorta like this

[runby2]

in recent events of that zoo losing the clouded leopard, it reminded me of the time i went to a large petting zoo and there was a free roaming little black sheep. cutest little guy i ever saw, soi went to the zookeeper nearby and said ‘i think its really cute how you have a sheep thats allowed to just walk around. ‘ then the zookeepers eyes widened and he grabbed his walky talky and ran 

[ewaneneollav]

remembering in my biology class last year when the teacher called someone a numbskull then said “sorry, I should be calling you guys ‘gumball’ ‘cause you’re all chewed up” then a guy said “I’m more like the bones in a grave, like it’s just over for me” & none of it made any sense

[unregistered-hypercam2-deactiva]

Mix butter and water together at the gym

whoever you are stop trying to communicate with me

[ruinedchildhood]

[peanutpalace-deactivated2023011]

Remember when you'd turn on the radio and almost always Poker Face was playing

Back when God was still listening

[catchymemes]

[iwontallowit]

[j4ya]

lasanyer

[hiddenblog609]

[toastoat]

This is a baby asking this to other babies

[gothicprep]

honeymoon is an interesting term because an actual moon made of honey would imply space bees which is pretty horrifying

[thebootydiaries]

anyone know a doctor .. think i might have hep the tight is 😔

[itsjustabutton]

im a doctow! and a cewtified suwgeon! uwu

get weady, cebaus we awe gonna make you awwwww bettew!  =^-^=

[thebootydiaries]

u know what i’d rather die

[ratliker1917]

love it how cats dilate their pupils to indicate it’s time to be Fucking Stupid. wish i could do that

[hijerking]

u kno when u suddenly feel horrible and ur not sure why bc nothing bad happened ??? and u kinda

[tastefullyoffensive]