Bee

Likes anime, Disney and multiple different fandoms

[tetitasdelimon]

top 5 horror movies

-having a job

-not having a job

-applying for jobs

-the job market

-the concept of working my whole life

[dailycatsblog]

[bumbl3-b33z]

Another TEDtalk because why the hell not. You know what pisses me off? When I see something labeled as a x reader and the story be about an OC! That’s not an x reader that’s an x OC. Two very different things. And I can get the mistake of having it in the top text and forgetting but tagging it? False advertising and it makes people mad in your comment section. I’ve see people get mad at this even on TikTok! Just the other day I was reading a really cute story that I thought was an x reader because of the second person narrative only to get jump scared when a character called me by a name that wasn’t (Reader) or (Y/N), I look in the tags and at the top it says x reader, I scroll down and it says x OC. False advertising to get likes!

Thank you for coming to my ted talk.

[bumbl3-b33z]

I don’t want to keep reading naive!reader and innocent!reader I want reader to match whoever the character is freak, I want the reader to be the pervert, the freak, the one who the character has to take a double take on. Thank you for coming to my TED talk.

[bumbl3-b33z]

Headcannon: instead of Robby having a monster cock (like I’ve seen in many stories) he has one a little smaller than average. All that big dick energy is just that, an energy. Not the real thing.

Jack Abbot on the other hand, has the most monstrous cock that not even his scrubs can hide. The kind that stretches you out that you can’t get more than the tip unless he loosens you up with 2 or more orgasms first.

[bumbl3-b33z]

Random thought I had, since technically Jack and Robby and practically every doctor in the Pitt are indeed doctors, that they know all the good spots to hit when fucking you. Like they’ve study the human body and anatomy, so they know how to make you feel good.

[kermits-bitch]

Can we start acknowledging the sexism in fanfiction. When I search for x reader fanfiction, I don't want to be the bimbo, slut, stay at home mom, I want to be the firefighter, the superhero, the doctor, the ceo, the police officer, the construction worker, and there is nothing wrong with that. I want to read about myself as a capable woman. Its not "Mary Jane" or "overpowered" to just be capable, intelligent, and strong. I understand the appeal to being the damsel of the story, but for once when I search "x firefighter!reader" I don't want to read one hundred fics about my back being blown out by a muscular man, i want to be running into the burning building. And yes I understand that people can write whatever they wish, but we need to also understand that this type of narrative of being the damsel, never the hero, can be harmful to young women discovering fanfiction.

And if you can't understand that or don't like it, you're the problem.

[bumbl3-b33z]

Got inspo from @fluffy-duck0 except instead of Robby’skid!reader what if it was Abbotkid!reader and Jack was fully aware of what his kid was doing to Robby and encouraged it.

Robby doing everything he can to make sure Jack doesn’t find out when in reality Jack has known since the beginning. Jack and reader have a bet to see how long it takes Robby to figure out that Jack knows.

Like Robby isn’t exactly subtle no matter how much he tries, and like Jack, Abbot!Reader loves to see people especially Robby squirm.

[bumbl3-b33z]

I’ve seen a lot of DirtyTalk!Jack Abbot and it made me think of Rabbot x reader. MDNI, 18+

Imagine with me if you will, you’ve had a rough day at work, looking for some stress relief when you come home from working at the ER with your two older boyfriends (Jack and Robby) and they clock your mood instantly.

Time skip by like 20 minutes, and you’re laying in the bed you share with them. Jack railing you from behind, the dirtiest things coming from his mouth as he dirty praises you (good slut etc) while Robby’s in front of you giving you affection and praises, cooing at how good you’re doing for them.

[bumbl3-b33z]

I like how it collectively agreed upon in the Pitt x reader fandom, specifically the Jack Abbot x reader fandom that all readers call Jack, ‘Jackie’. It’s soft, it’s sweet, it’s cute and it’s consistent. You know it’s a good Jack Abbot fic when the reader call him that.

[bumbl3-b33z]

I am no writer but I would really like to read or see a Pitt fanfic with any romantic interest really, maybe as a head cannon with multiple interests, but a reader with the hanakai disease. I think it would be really cool since they’re doctors and all that.

[promotional-dvd]

mmmmm being mean to robby and it making him hard.... so many thoughts. robby who goes home and touches himself and thinks about all the mean things you said to him. robby who cums his pants if you do it long enough.... robby who likes when you get a little rough with him..... a little cheek slap while youre riding him.... calling him a whore...... robby who likes being manhandled...

[bumbl3-b33z]

Love pathetic older men

[eggcup-deactivated20180129]

[anticidic]

thanks for tagging me!! (I may have also had to scroll really far to find relatable things)

Tagging (no pressure): @bandaidmackerel @noctywockty @altruistic-meme @yuinerei @merriclo

[yuinerei]

Thanks for the tag!!

my current state of mind be like:

No pressur tagsssss! @ilyfynn @theembergazer @reiyuine @mygoldenmoonflower @razzminte

[theembergazer]

hmmmmm

This I think

This works

Tyyyyy for the tag btw

@sheasshovel @drysauce @bioluminescentfrog :3

[sheasshovel]

@t0mmiez @mimefish @not-a-boot @nowhereindiana

[nowhereindiana]

i giggled

@jameswilsonsupremacy @informedimagining @thebreakfastgenie

[palatablepain]

Thanks, @nowhereindiana ! :-)

@sunshineandrosesnoraincamemyway @tiredpapergirl @afaroffsong @ivaspinoza

[faroffsong]

Thank you, my dear! <3

This was quite hard. XD

Tagging @thegreenleavesofspring, @muse-write, @lady-merian and @brb-on-a-quest if any of you want to join in. :)

[lady-merian]

Thanks for the tag!

I’ve no idea who to tag so if you haven’t been tagged and think this looks like fun TAG you’re it. :D

[halfbakedideas]

wasn’t tagged but let’s do this

tagging: @the-stars-are-ineffable @midnights-dragon & anyone who wants to do this too.

[thestarsareineffable]

thanks for the tag @halfbakedideas and @inastarlesssky!!

no pressure tagging @twomanyfandomshelp @unidentifiedlyingobject @ineffable-ezra and open tags!!

[unidentifiedlyingobject]

yayy I had so much fun with this :D

tagging @twelfth-dykector @well-by-jove @queen-of-hobgobblers @losergaymothman @hawt-pants-exe and everyone else!!!!!

[queen-of-hobgobblers]

@nix-nihili @thebestusernamepossible @screwlowes @hiccupshypotheticalleftsock

[screwlowes]

@deadandgaysetanta @redkarmakai @marauder-71

[bumbl3-b33z]

This was interesting

[bebx]

[hellm0uths-relocated-deactivate]

*pulls up to the fanfic drive-thru window* uh yeah, i’ll take a fake relationship with a side of mutual pining and thinking the other isn’t interested, thanks

[nextraordinaire]

#*bored author’s voice over the tannoy* d'you want fluff with that? (via @amarriageoftrueminds)

[dealanexmachina]

#sure and if you can throw in an extra “sharing one bed” trope, that would be great.

[lolcat76]

How much is it to supersize to smut?

[kremblor]

So if you get smut and fluff from a drive thru where do you go for angst and dark?

[captaincrusher]

That you order from the guy in the trenchcoat in the alley. “You want angst? I got angst”

[roachpatrol]

*sticks my withered goblin paw out from under the bed* psst kid i got ‘they both think the other one is dead for like seven chapters’ 

[sunshineoptimismandangels]

Reader: “How much will that be?”

Author: “Just a comment. Please for the love of God leave a comment.”

[kickingshoes]

“Do you take fanart?”

[midnightbuckley]

Author: soft crying… yea-yeah i take fanart. your change is everlasting love and friendship… is that okay?

[travelingtwentysomething]

As you’re having your car picnic of fast fic, a ‘dead dove do not eat’ shits on your windshield

[bumbl3-b33z]

imagine like a pizzeria type shop where you go to get the tropes for your fanfics

[queen-of-hobgobblers]

nine people i want to get to know better

tagged by @nix-nihili

LAST SONG? - After Midnight by Chappell Roan

FAVORITE COLOUR? - Any and all shades of blue

CURRENTLY WATCHING? - Gravity Falls

LAST MOVIE? - Kabhi Kushi Khabhie Gham..

SWEET/SPICY/SAVOURY? - Sweet :p

RELATIONSHIP STATUS? - Single

CURRENT OBSESSIONS? - Chappell Roan and Dead Boy Detectives

LAST THING YOU GOOGLED? - How to cite digital photos in APA format

tagging @minty-cheese @screwlowes @tmblrofshame @ingridmatthews @purgatory606 @unidentifiedlyingobject @edwinspaynes @many-gay-magpies @babyseraphim

[screwlowes]

Last Song- The Horse and the Infant -Jorge Rivera-Herrans, cast of Epic the musical

Favorite color- usually earth tones, specifically green and pink tho.

Currently watching - Gravity Falls as well, 😂 I swear that wasn't planned, and also on my 5th( I think) rewatch of Leverage.

Last movie - I think Journey to Atlantis? I'm pretty sure that's what it's called.

Sweet/spicy/savory - typically savory, though sweet wins out quite often

Relationship status- single, pretty ok with it, but dear lords above let Aphrodite send me a girlfriend 🙏🙏🙏🙏

Current obsessions- Epic the musical, marvel comics, and Leverage, although those last two are kinda always on my mind 😂

Last thing you googled?- Does Billy Maximoff have blue eyes? (Spoiler alert; he does)

@deadandgaysetanta @redkarmakai

I don't have a lot of mutuals on here :(

[bumbl3-b33z]

Last Song - Nasty Dog by Sir-Mix-a-Lot

Last Movie - Justice League

Sweet/Spicy/Savory - Sweet, love me some sweet stuff

Relationship Status - happily single, but ready to mingle

Current Obsessions - BatFam, SuperFam, Criminal Minds and the TV show 911

Last Thing Googled - What are Superman's abilities?

@ellliee-doodles @jayjpop

[iheartladygaga]

IM FUCKING SCREAMING

[avalanchenouveau]

10 years later and homo sex is still in

[casualfruit]