BumbleBearBre

I regret becoming a human as my next life

[ruinedchildhood]

[teniison]

I don’t see anything wrong. These colonizers are invading their land

[uppityamy]

Just gonna say it’s really obvious that you don’t care about Africans you just hate white people

[flawsinthisworld-deactivated202]

“Invading their land”

Child it is 2019, tourists exist tf!

[moringmark]

[gaymoods]

But green literally vented what

[bitchassslytherinsnakery]

Blue and yellow makes green

There's no green wire

[gaymoods]

WAIT IS THE JOKE THAT THEY SENT OUT TWO INNOCENTS!?!

[bitchassslytherinsnakery]

Yeah 😂

[discofriend]

Harry Potter AU in which Fred and George are in different houses and they steal and wear each others ties whilst doing stupid things in hope of the others house losing points

[thatwriterchickyouknow]

Finally a Fred and George AU that doesn’t make me want to set myself on fire.

[lytefoot]

AU where Fred and George are in different houses and they get their hands on house ties from the other two houses as well. By the end of their first year nobody knows which house either of them is in and just take points off a random house whenever they see a redhead getting up to something.

The confusion runs so deep by the time Ron starts that Snape once takes points off Slytherin for Ron fighting with Malfoy.

[chippish]

There’s a few months in Fred and George’s second year when they successfully convince most of the school that they’re actually quadruplets, one in each house.

[roseverdict]

“George! Why are you wearing a Slytherin tie?”

“What? No, I’m Edward. Y'know, Slytherin’s resident Weasley?”

“Wh…huh???”

“Next you’ll be telling me you don’t know Hubert!”

“?????”

[doctorgeekery]

After this confusing quadruple mess, a conspiracy theory emerges that Fred and George are actually just one person, and there were never any Weasley Twins. To add fuel to this theory, Fred and George make a point to never be seen together (publicly).

When asked about this theory, Fred/George subtly insinuates that he used Polyjuice Potion so that there could be multiple versions of himself at once. This goes around the Hogwarts Rumor Mill like fire. The Weasley family says nothing to dispute it, not even Percy.

[hippocrates460]

Percy makes polyjuice successfully for the first time in his fifth year, when he finally has sufficient motivation. Fred, George, Edward and Hubert walk into the great hall one morning, identical but for their school ties, and the chaos is so great that nobody realizes Percy and Ron are missing.

[sandersstudies]

Having ADHD is like just now I went to look up salmon recipes but suddenly I’m building a shelf

[sandersstudies]

The transition also came from a purely logical train of thought but that doesn’t mean it was correct

[sandersstudies]

I actually walked away from washing dishes because my train of thought went “I’m tired of cleaning dishes and I have to go to work soon and then I will have to come home and make dinner and I will be MORE tired” and then I thought “wait I can save myself being tired making dinner LATER if I simply put dinner in the slow cooker to cook NOW” and we have leftover salmon that will go bad if I don’t use it soon so I started googling salmon slow cooker recipes but halfway through I thought about how getting the slow cooker out is a hassle because there is never enough counter space and then I REMEMBERED I bought a shelf to put counter things to have more counter space but I’d left the box in the car so I went out and got the box and completely assembled a shelf but I still haven’t started dinner OR finished the dishes.

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

Hey OP, you are late for work now

[sandersstudies]

FUCK

[sandersstudies]

This actually isn’t true however I DID burn my salmon chowder and had pizza delivered instead.

[whatbigotspost]

Matt Ferner on Twitter

“BREAKING: Austin City Council approves the purchase of a hotel to permanently house people experiencing chronic homelessness USING DOLLARS

Austin City Council votes to purchase motel to house homeless, postpones vote on another

The Austin City Council voted on Wednesday to purchase a motel to provide transitional housing for those experiencing homelessness, while po

Proud of my city tonight

[blackfemmejeanvaljean]

[no-longer-another-bondi-blonde]

[ventraman]

This could save your life.

[instructor144]

BOOST.

[aqueous2]

Absolutely vital information to have if you live where the waters freeze over.

I especially appreciate this guy’s commitment to actually showing the steps himself. That cold-shock response is a bitch and willingly subjecting himself to it couldn’t have been fun.

[30-minute-memes]

But Elon wholesome and hardworking man 😢 /s

[euphonero]

who is ready for the 10 year anniversary of party rock anthem on January 25th

[euphonero]

i would dare to say that the world started shuffling every day in early 2011 and has not stopped shuffling in the decade since

[euphonero]

a happy 10 year anniversary of party rock anthem to all

[politijohn]

[lierdumoa]

There's another post on here where this woman talks about dating a rich guy and she was like "oh you can't drink alcohol on a public sidewalk here" and he was like "Sure you can -- it's $500." Like he'd done it often enough that he had the "price" memorized.

[mckitterick]

the word "privilege" comes from the Latin privilegium, meaning "private law," or law granting one person or group benefits others don't enjoy

[cesaray]

[sevdolo]

[genderfluid-and-confuzled]

Brian David Gilbert getting a job at Polygon is the exact same as Elle Woods getting into Harvard and I’m not sure yet if I’ll elaborate

[genderfluid-and-confuzled]

Okay, I’m elaborating

Weirdass video essay

A bit under qualified

But good GPA from good school

Majored in something that kinda seems like it is useless for this job but actually isn’t

Getting in opened the door for amazing things

[joshpeck]

just online thrifted my first jumpsuit and put a tule sleeve shirt on under it do you think this will get me hate crimed in my small conservative town y/n

[joshpeck]

alright now that i pieced together a red version of this look as well i'm taking applications for someone to wear this set out with me to stunt when the pandemic is over any takers

[jilf]

Bimbo and Himbo aren't gender locked

[jilf]

Female himbos:

Male bimbos:

[merry-go-round-jailhouse]

[toothmuncher3000]

I’M FUCKING WHEEZING how am i supposed to live my life after reading this post knowing these people are out there somewhere

[left-reminders]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[debkorvelus]

I feel sorry for the old man, but it was stealing.  There is no apparently about it. Water is not free, it’s not a right to have it, and people pay must pay for it.  If a government gives a thing to you like utilities, its still not free because they take it from somewhere else, like in taxes.  

[nutsacktorturer]

[gigastacyy-deactivated20231011]

my friend visiting my house: hey i’m thirsty can i get a glass of water

me: