I Dont Like Any Cold Or Wet Thing 🫦

Brittany ♌️. 29 years throwing tomatoes at people in town squares. child mom and cat mom. Send me memes.

[sailatina3]

There's a girl out there with a sad life. Her owner beats her. Her neighbor is an asshole. Her family is nuts. Every day for her is hard. But she always rises up again.

Her name... is penis.

[exo-appreciation]

[ciqqy]

I will lock in tomorrow like nobody has ever locked in before

[ciqqy]

[kosmogrl]

trauma dumpling

[kosmogrl]

🥟

[glowcowboy]

once i learn to express any strong emotion without bursting into tears it’s over for y’all

[jame7t]

Coolest thing about lord of the rings? The king of horses shows up. It appears he is no different from all other horses

[cryptotheism]

King of the eagles shows up later. He can talk. Horse king couldn't talk.

[betterbemeta]

He didn't want to talk to you.

[swaglexander-the-great]

[findingfeather]

Uh.

Point of order.

King of Horses ran 450 fucking miles at almost entirely a gallop, without more than a few minutes rest, in 4 nights and basically was like "wait why are we stopping?" when Gandalf took him into the city and he ended up in a stable.

This was not his top speed, nor did it push any limits on his endurance.

King of horses is very different from other horses, actually.

[elodieunderglass]

He just doesn’t do much about his administrative duties

[darkwizardtheorist]

But he didn't need to - his rule was stable, after all.

[singerin]

[inthetags]

Reblog and put in the tags the last full album you listened to

[kosmogrl]

[1617]

sometimes home is a person

[pomplerrr]

please don't say that

[the-big-mood]

In 1997, local television in Kharkiv accidentally filmed one of the most iconic rave moments in history.

[ruinedchildhood]

[maykitz]

[birdbigbutch]

you stole dog blood

[vhs-dvd-comboplayer]

[catgirl-kaiju]

undersea animals when a whale dies

[chaoticgouda]

I’m sorry milord, but the peasants are nailing erotic artwork of you and your court jester to the church doors again

[fieldbears]

and the ship name, squire? what is the ship name

[artemis-in-space]

“… Kinglebells, m'lord.”

[ffishstick]

anyways id love to watch more shows but its extremely dangerous. what if i end up liking a character. that could be fatal

[cheaphalloweencostume]

good morning from the airport

[datadegroove-deactivated2026042]

has anyone noticed theyre taking away what it means to be human

[charl0ttan]

my dead wife is boring as fuck and all of my flashbacks are of her farting loud

[willgrahamscock]

what I think will happen if I message my mutuals

[moldbreakfast]

the image was making me really sad so i drew the little guy being taken care of

[r4bbitmorgue]

To be loved is to be changed