uhhhhh

[bittersweet-poem]

[pnglove]

[where-is-the-sam-standee]

Put him to bed he needs nnap

The Sam standee is sleeping!

[bumbo-the-third]

i stumblr through the Tumblr

[ultirex]

go to this random coordinates generator and say in the tags how you would fare if you were dropped where it generates without warning. i’ll go first i’d be dropped in the middle of the fucking south atlantic ocean and perish

[unhinged-popsocket]

Ocean

[empress-of-dark2005]

Ocean

[shuffled-bunny]

Ocean

[ostrigjpg]

Ocean

[soviet-union-deactivated19911226]

Mount Grefell National Park in Australia

[transgendercrt-moved-deactivate]

Ocean

[quantroup]

Ocean

[pumpkinspicedlesbian]

Ocean

[adgjl103]

Ocean

[pucket]

Ocean

[inthefallofasparrow]

Ocean

[deviantart-official]

Ocean

[totally-ikea]

Ocean

[deactivated-blog]

i didn’t see the coordinates part for a sec and thought people were just saying ocean for no reasons ngl

[definitely-quicktrip-deactivate]

Ocean

[true-opera-gx]

ocean :<

[pointless-achievements]

Achievement Unlocked:

Ocean

I am going into the big wetness. Smooth lions are eating me.

[facts-i-just-made-up]

Corn dogs are named for their traditional meat, the unicorn. As unicorns are now extinct, they can only be referred to properly as ‘Corn Dogs and not “Unicorn Dogs” as they were prior to 2009.

[counter-facts-i-just-made-up]

This is actually a common misconception! While the Unicorn Dog did exist and was discontinued following the extinction of unicorns in 2009, the Corn Dog is not a rebranding of the Unicorn Dog! The Corn Dog was created in 2003 by James H. Corn, though it remained a relatively unpopular Ohio treat until 2010 when Mr. Corn took the opportunity left by the Unicorn Dog’s exit from the market to take over the niche.

[facts-i-just-made-up]

[counter-facts-i-just-made-up]

[pointless-achievements]

Rare Achievement Unlocked

Tense Rivalry

This is the tumblr gimmick blog equivalent of having a homoerotic sword fight that ends with one combatant using the tip of their blade to lift their enemy's chin so they can look in each others eyes. Or something.

[wizard-council-bureaucrat]

Bounty on The Mexico Brothers is set to:

By Order of: The Wizard High Council

[pointless-achievements]

Evil Achievement Unlocked:

No, The Lawyers Must Be The Problem

Allow magical malpractice to become so endemic and ubiquitous that it's just easier to hire people to hunt down anyone who tries to sue a wizard than it is to just address the root problem.

[what-even-is-thiss]

anon hate

Witty response

[what-even-is-thiss]

Elaboration on your response so I feel justified in bringing this screenshot into the conversation

[hyacinthusheretic]

Statment referring to how this should not be a tag

[captain-johanssons-wooden-ear]

Deep, thoughtful quote

[bigmickswingin]

batshit misinterpretation of the entire exchange

[four-predatory-lesbians]

unnecessary addition several months later

[hellsitegenetics]

gimmick blog addition

[pointless-achievements]

Achievement Unlocked:

Achievement With An At Best C-Tier Reference Or Pun Name

Quip that might attempt to add to the joke, serve as a punchline, or offer frankly unnecessary commentary.

[bumbo-the-third]

reminder to name my future dog snoofy

[camilicy]

A little snack time 🍞🍓🐰

[bumbo-the-third]

*picks the cake up and eats it whole*

[wildflowers-for-june]

[typhlonectes]

Ouroboros Pie Crust by Danielle Baskin

[sorrrowfull]

[sorrrowfull]

[onekliks]

[suspicioustoads]

that's a tube

[where-is-the-sam-standee]

The Sam standee is on stage in Hadestown

The Sam standee is in Hadestown!

[1five1two]

'Pretty big eggs'. Alai Ganuza. 2022.

[thrashershark]

IN THIS ECONOMY??