Mchanzo connoisseur

22/ ♎️/wow Requests: Open

[tikkety-tok]

those bonding hormones are strong

[anarchocunt]

[autsitic-correctness]

I fucking love these videos

[fyterx]

This is un-𝚏𝚞𝚌𝚔𝚒𝚗𝚐-acceptable. The vending machine, ｂｒｏｋｅ, and robbed me of my 𝓉𝓌𝑜 𝓆𝓊𝒶𝓇𝓉𝑒𝓇𝓈 and now I can't work properly without my 𝓕𝓻𝓲𝓽𝓸 𝓛𝓪𝔂𝓼™. I wanna (𝔰𝔦𝔯) speak to your manager (𝖘𝖎𝖗) 𝙞𝙢𝙢𝙚𝙙𝙞𝙖𝙩𝙚𝙡𝙮!

🅂🄸🅁, hello? Does somebody need a new prescription for their 𝐠𝐥𝐚𝐬𝐬𝐞𝐬? I'm a security guard, not a vending machine guy.

Oh, 𝕛𝕖𝕖𝕫𝕖! I'm so-ɦօ sorry, if you're not the 𝓿𝓮𝓷𝓭𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓶𝓪𝓬𝓱𝓲𝓷𝓮 𝓰𝓾𝔂, then, 𝔴𝔥𝔬 𝔱𝔥𝔢 🄵🅄🄲🄺 𝔦𝔰? Because all I see is you ⓟⓐⓝⓢⓨ-⃝ⓐⓢⓢ 𝐛𝐮𝐜𝐤𝐞𝐭-𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐬 loafin' around everywhere, like, are any of you NPCs programmed with 𝕒𝕟𝕪 bit of responsibility? 𝐀𝐍𝐘𝐁𝐎𝐃𝐘 𝘢𝘵 𝘢𝘭𝘭?

What's a 𝚖𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚊ꜰᴜᴄᴋᴀ 𝔞𝔯𝔬𝔲𝔫𝔡 𝔥𝔢𝔯𝔢 𝖌𝖔𝖙𝖙𝖆 𝖉𝖔 to ⒼⒺⓉ ⓈⓄⓂⒺ 🅵🆁🅸🆃🅾-

[fishing-lesbian-princess]

There’s something extremely funny to me about seeing “critically acclaimed” followed by “mostly negative (12,477)”

[prestonhymas]

🤗

[dead-obsith]

Workout buddies✨️

Speed Speedpaint ahead ⚠️ mild flashing lights, flipping canvas and zooming

[teethmarrk]

I had to draw him!!

[xenosagaepisodeone]

my sister sent me this on discord because she's been obsessed with king of the hill lately and i'm taken aback by the tasteful homoeroticism in this composition

[xenosagaepisodeone]

boomhauer and dale been fucking that long ⁉️⁉️⁉️

[jestergal]

not only does fluttershy smoke weed, the first time she did was at a party one of the other ponies brought her to. she was passed the bong and weakly said “oh… sorry. i don’t smoke, i’ll cough and it’ll be really embarrassing.”

other ponies are like “nah you can do it! we won’t laugh!” and then she was like “ohh… okay…” and then just took the fattest bong rip, held it for 3 seconds, exhaled. everyone is in shock. she then does a weak little not-even cough and goes “ohh… i knew it… and now you’re all staring at me :(” and runs away

[jestergal]

i was so right with this one tbh

[cam-pteryx]

[bunblush]

I wanna talk about how equius is actually a tiny little man because he and nepeta are the same height in the top panel, he has to look up to kiss aradiabot who is way taller than him, and aradiabot and Sollux are nearly the same height so you know Sollux is even taller than him. Also look at Equius’ head just coming up to the computer screen on the counter in the background of the last picture. The counter comes up to aradiabot and Sollux’s waist. CONCLUSION: equius is actually really short wow

[martian-sharkgirl]

Sometimes I think the reason they scrapped the original hotel Transylvania dracula design was because they knew that if we got that on the big screen you guys wouldn’t be able to handle yourselves.

[noritaro]

oh it can’t be that ba-

[hoofpeet]

mlp pony trying to roll a blunt but can’t get it right because she has hooves

[tchaikovskaya]

my mom (went to catholic schools her whole life, graduated in the late 70s) just tried to argue that since jesus died in the afternoon on good friday that you can eat meat for dinner. “he is already gone,” she said.

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[judoviking]

rb to be rinsed and squeezed

[butchsaint]

fanfiction was such a good idea. like put those guys in situations

[lizzibennet]

waking up everyday is just like. good morning sun. good morning sky. good morning evergrowing festering pit of primordial rage inside of me. good morning birds

[lizzibennet]

you get it

[autisticandroids]

"this is the uwu smol soft bean website and you guys are trying to be tough" if you don't recall, people who identified as uwu smol soft beans did the majority of the most vicious bullying on this website. uwu smol soft bean shit was like those brightly colored snakes that show you they're venomous. it told you who was dangerous

[flagellant]

Apowosematic cowoloring

[elliewilliams]

[joan-deactivated20230204]

nobody on this site is ever ever EVER going to top running a blog dedicated entirely to posting cute pics of sweet old dogs in a shelter for a year and gradually becoming one of the most recognized blogs on the website, then without warning dropping “i just want to get dicked down again =/” with 0 explanation and abandoning the blog. not deleting it, not explaining anything, just leaving the whole thing as a monument. fucking flawless posting. literally the best of all time.