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DO NOT READ FARTHER
Iâm just making this for people scrolling through my blog, because my blog is a bunch of cringe batfam stuff i wrote when i was 12.
please do not go any farther.
You have been warned.
Gothamites in movies: I canât believe it! This is a real batarang in mint condition! Iâve never seen one in real life before!
Gothamites in reality: *steps on 3 dozen on the way to the bus alone*
Incorrect Batfam Quote #10
Dick, holding a python: Guys I impulsively bought a snake, what do I name him?
Bruce: You did WHAT-
Tim: William Snakespeare
Incorrect Batfam Quote #9
Bruce: *Walks into room* Uh, Damian, why are you standing on top of Tim?
Damian: Because he is beneath me.
Okay, but imagine if Bruce had donated all of Jasonâs organs after he died.
I doubt he would have made it very far.
Gain sunshine in a bottle but give up moonlight in a scent
Or
Give up moonlight in a scent and gain sunshine in a bottle
Arenât those the sameâŚ?
I had a hard time choosing which one I want to ask more about, they all sound great! Like come one! "Jason Toddâs Midwestern Home for Bat-Related Delinquents", I'm in love already. "Weâre Called The âOutlawsâ Not The 'Law Abiding Citizen Trioâ, Thank You Very Much" please I want to know more. P.S. Love incorrect quotes!
Glad to hear you like them! Also I ended up answering waaaaaaaay after I thought I would, (my replies kept getting deleted before I could post them) so, sorry about that!
âJason Toddâs Midwestern Home for Bat-Related Delinquentsâ is an AU series where, instead of going all psycho-mass-murdery-red-hood-deathy-death, Jason retires to -you guessed it- the midwest after spending some time with the League. And itâs actually going pretty well ⌠until Talia dumps a stab-happy gremlin child on his doorstep before booking it to Bruceâs. Sibling bonding, angst, and just a weeeee bit of shenanigans ensue as Jason has to deal with raising his new little brother on his own. Each fic in the series is him acquiring a new sibling.
âWeâre Called the âOutlawsâ Not the âLaw Abiding Citizen Trioâ, Thank You Very Muchâ is a fic where the Outlaws (Roy, Kori, and Jason, but Artemis and Bizarro are mentioned) get thrust into the Marvel universe. They get into a bunch of shenanigans and cause a lot of trouble for the Avengers, S.H.I.E.L.D., and other heroes before making their way back to their own dimension.
Incorrect Batfam Quotes #8
Duke: Uh, you wanted to see me Bruce?
Bruce: Duke, yes! I want you to meet your new sibling. I need a responsible never-take-chances type to keep an eye on her, and who better than you? The safe kid!
Duke: What? No, no, no, I'm completely wrong for this! I'm a misunderstood bad boy!
Bruce: *Pinches Duke's cheeks* Aww, you're adorable trying to be like your brothers!
Bonus:
Duke: *After Bruce leaves* So, uh ⌠wanna go blow something up?
WIP Title Tag Game
Thank you to @peppersonironi and @aliteralmoth for including me! Although, I have painfully few wips in comparison to everyone else âŚ
rules: post the file names of all the files in your wip folder, regardless of how non-descriptive or ridiculous the name. send me an ask with the title that intrigues you the most and iâll post a little snippet or tell you something about it! tag as many people as you have wips.
How to Scare the Justice League Out of Their Outer Underwear - A Guide by the 100% Innocent Bats
Jason Todd's Midwestern Home for Bat-Related Delinquents (technically a series instead of a single fic, but oh well itâs one google doc)
Why Is There A Crime Lord In The Bathroom?!
We're Called The 'Outlaws' Not The 'Law Abiding Citizen Trio', Thank You Very Much
Tags! @anisthasiazewicor, @rand0ml0s3r, @night-scroller, @elliebelliegirl
Forever eat food from a different culture than your that you don't recognize and won't remember but is always tasty
Or
Forver eat foods that you are familiar with but which will always taste a little bland
Definitely the first one.
Batfam Headcannons #3
Bruce uses google. A lot. While there is the occasional âHey Google, what is the Jokerâs latest scheme?â, usually itâs to look up whatever new slang word his kids started using
A full massage with skin care and the likes but you cannot leave the spa for 4 days
Or
A hiking/trekking trip through your fav mountains/forests/archeological site but you do not have cellphone or flashlights and are not allowed to go to a human settlement for 3 days
Oh thatâs a tough one. Iâd have to go with the hiking trip bc I donât spend nearly enough time outside, and I love wilderness survival! Iâve never actually been camping tho ⌠and not being able to use a flashlight for 3 days? Thatâs rough buddy. Although if thatâs the only gear restriction itâs not that bad.
and you didnât say anything about lanterns-
Explosion above the stratosphere or in the ocean?
Oh good question. It really depends on what kind of explosion. Is it a nuke or just a stick of waterproof dynamite? Overall Iâd have to say Stratosphere.
Soft sunshine in winter or soft rainfall in summer?
Ooh tough choice. Iâd have to go with soft rainfall in summer. You canât enjoy sunshine as much in winter because of all the layers. And I like rain. Rain is pretty great.
yo bunker you're amazing and that anon is a fucking coward â|ď˝Oâ˛|â
Why, thank you!Â
Love from Riri! Also Anon, imagine being so much of a coward you hide behind anonymous. Go back to whatever hole you crawled out of.
Thank you!