BunkerBuilder37

Bunker, lover of Cartoons & Animation (current obsession: TOH), Misc. Comic characters, Ruling the World, and occasionally Skateboarding.

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DO NOT READ FARTHER

I’m just making this for people scrolling through my blog, because my blog is a bunch of cringe batfam stuff i wrote when i was 12.

please do not go any farther.

You have been warned.

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Gothamites in movies: I can’t believe it! This is a real batarang in mint condition! I’ve never seen one in real life before!

Gothamites in reality: *steps on 3 dozen on the way to the bus alone*

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Incorrect Batfam Quote #10

Dick, holding a python: Guys I impulsively bought a snake, what do I name him?

Bruce: You did WHAT-

Tim: William Snakespeare

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Incorrect Batfam Quote #9

Bruce: *Walks into room* Uh, Damian, why are you standing on top of Tim?

Damian: Because he is beneath me.

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Okay, but imagine if Bruce had donated all of Jason’s organs after he died.

I doubt he would have made it very far.

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Gain sunshine in a bottle but give up moonlight in a scent

Or

Give up moonlight in a scent and gain sunshine in a bottle

Aren’t those the same…?

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I had a hard time choosing which one I want to ask more about, they all sound great! Like come one! "Jason Todd’s Midwestern Home for Bat-Related Delinquents", I'm in love already. "We’re Called The ‘Outlaws’ Not The 'Law Abiding Citizen Trio’, Thank You Very Much" please I want to know more. P.S. Love incorrect quotes!

Glad to hear you like them! Also I ended up answering waaaaaaaay after I thought I would, (my replies kept getting deleted before I could post them) so, sorry about that!

‘Jason Todd’s Midwestern Home for Bat-Related Delinquents’ is an AU series where, instead of going all psycho-mass-murdery-red-hood-deathy-death, Jason retires to -you guessed it- the midwest after spending some time with the League. And it’s actually going pretty well … until Talia dumps a stab-happy gremlin child on his doorstep before booking it to Bruce’s. Sibling bonding, angst, and just a weeeee bit of shenanigans ensue as Jason has to deal with raising his new little brother on his own. Each fic in the series is him acquiring a new sibling.

‘We’re Called the ‘Outlaws’ Not the ‘Law Abiding Citizen Trio’, Thank You Very Much’ is a fic where the Outlaws (Roy, Kori, and Jason, but Artemis and Bizarro are mentioned) get thrust into the Marvel universe. They get into a bunch of shenanigans and cause a lot of trouble for the Avengers, S.H.I.E.L.D., and other heroes before making their way back to their own dimension.

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Incorrect Batfam Quotes #8

Duke: Uh, you wanted to see me Bruce?

Bruce: Duke, yes! I want you to meet your new sibling. I need a responsible never-take-chances type to keep an eye on her, and who better than you? The safe kid!

Duke: What? No, no, no, I'm completely wrong for this! I'm a misunderstood bad boy!

Bruce: *Pinches Duke's cheeks* Aww, you're adorable trying to be like your brothers!

Bonus:

Duke: *After Bruce leaves* So, uh … wanna go blow something up?

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WIP Title Tag Game

Thank you to @peppersonironi and @aliteralmoth for including me! Although, I have painfully few wips in comparison to everyone else …

rules: post the file names of all the files in your wip folder, regardless of how non-descriptive or ridiculous the name. send me an ask with the title that intrigues you the most and i’ll post a little snippet or tell you something about it! tag as many people as you have wips.

How to Scare the Justice League Out of Their Outer Underwear - A Guide by the 100% Innocent Bats

Jason Todd's Midwestern Home for Bat-Related Delinquents (technically a series instead of a single fic, but oh well it’s one google doc)

Why Is There A Crime Lord In The Bathroom?!

We're Called The 'Outlaws' Not The 'Law Abiding Citizen Trio', Thank You Very Much

Tags! @anisthasiazewicor, @rand0ml0s3r, @night-scroller, @elliebelliegirl

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Forever eat food from a different culture than your that you don't recognize and won't remember but is always tasty

Or

Forver eat foods that you are familiar with but which will always taste a little bland

Definitely the first one.

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Batfam Headcannons #3

Bruce uses google. A lot. While there is the occasional “Hey Google, what is the Joker’s latest scheme?”, usually it’s to look up whatever new slang word his kids started using

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A full massage with skin care and the likes but you cannot leave the spa for 4 days

Or

A hiking/trekking trip through your fav mountains/forests/archeological site but you do not have cellphone or flashlights and are not allowed to go to a human settlement for 3 days

Oh that’s a tough one. I’d have to go with the hiking trip bc I don’t spend nearly enough time outside, and I love wilderness survival! I’ve never actually been camping tho … and not being able to use a flashlight for 3 days? That’s rough buddy. Although if that’s the only gear restriction it’s not that bad.

and you didn’t say anything about lanterns-

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Explosion above the stratosphere or in the ocean?

Oh good question. It really depends on what kind of explosion. Is it a nuke or just a stick of waterproof dynamite? Overall I’d have to say Stratosphere.

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Soft sunshine in winter or soft rainfall in summer?

Ooh tough choice. I’d have to go with soft rainfall in summer. You can’t enjoy sunshine as much in winter because of all the layers. And I like rain. Rain is pretty great.

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yo bunker you're amazing and that anon is a fucking coward ┗|｀O′|┛

Why, thank you! 

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Love from Riri! Also Anon, imagine being so much of a coward you hide behind anonymous. Go back to whatever hole you crawled out of.

Thank you!