[mrsterlingeverything]

I just drank 31 thousand beers

[mrsterlingeverything]

My name is john beer

[adeline-wheat]

Your middle name?

[mrsterlingeverything]

Love

[bintro]

[folieadeuxdy]

labor day mood

[burstfoot]

Underutilized aesthetic: when you try to do something a little too specific with your modern OS and it pops up a window with a completely different UI style than the rest of your computer software to do it, usually from an older version of the OS

[mlembug]

#computer i need you to print something can you age regress for me

[rivvytrick-deactivated20260515]

you just doordashed yourself a knuckle sandwich pal

[saxifraga-x-urbium]

[clubcope]

your post made me laugh bro. and yet, i am troubled

[whumpdoyoumean]

The latest cross stitch project! For my niece's first birthday 😁

[boiled-onionrings]

@bovineblogger

[elvis-shrimpley]

Woah mama I'm a shrimp

[aflo]

I truly believe we don't have much time left

[ruinedchildhood]

[thelovingend-deactivated2025073]

[cookie-sheet-toboggan]

baby girl I don't know what that acronym means. it would be so sexy of you to write out that piece of media's name in its entirety. Just the one time for momma please.

[sizzlingcandyjellyfishhhhhh]

you’re in her dms I’m at the lowest point of my life

[chadmojito]

The lowest point of my life was when I was awarded a free NFT for being a "top redditor"

[sizzlingcandyjellyfishhhhhh]

holy fucking shit

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

a sense of calm pervades the shelf stable aisles of the supermarket, quite different to the desperate urgency of perishables

[thefleetingflashofa-sword623]

Youve been working so hard recently man You deserve a break Come to my place tonight man We're gonna wrap you in sheets and tie a thirty six pound cannonball to your feet and head and throw you into the ocean

[centipedefriends]

god forbid i update my boyfriend on what im doing while hes at work

[sandmandaddy69]

[vampirefabio]

obsessed w this comment actually. exactly.