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periscully

HAPPY NEW YEAR, BITCHES

readythebabythrower

tumblr after December 17th

disasterbisexual-moved

you laugh, but they actually wanted to implement a cursing filter

leprachaunsean

ruinedchildhood

just-shower-thoughts

When Thanos snapped his fingers he definitely wiped out more than 50% of the people on earth just due to the collateral damage of wiping out a bus driver or a pilot and causing all those other deaths…

africant

My favorite childhood shows → WB Kids

art--woonz

Art By IG: @vskafandre

direk izle Instagram: @artwoonz

thecityofwind

I walked by the new cat arcade today and I am shaken.

tumblunni

CAT ARCADE???

thefaeborn

CATCADE!!!! It’s in Chicago. https://www.thecatcade.org/ They do adoptions, they have a cafe and lounge, and they’re pretty awesome. Check out their site. :D And if you’re local, you can volunteer!

insomniac-arrest

I made a new zoological classification chart

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I made a new zoological classification chart

hyrude

A Christmas Carol is so wild to me because it takes not one, not two, but like four fucking ghosts to convince this dude not to be the biggest douche in the universe. Like, four fucking ghosts came back from the dead, rose from the Goddamn grave to be like, “I came back from the dead because you need to quit your shit.” Fuck. How big of an asshole do you have to be to have four fucking ghosts tell you to stop?

moon-crater

Have you ever met a rich capitalist

mirrorfalls

Also, one of those ghosts was a rich capitalist douche. He needed to reform Scrooge to work off his own sentence, didn’t he?

thefingerfuckingfemalefury

Marley’s ghost basically told Scrooge that if he kept being a greedy douchebag he would go to hell and Scrooge still needed convincing and that honestly is 100% believable to me

That an old rich white guy being told “Your going to hell unless you help the poor” would respond by going “I still kind of want to NOT help the poor tho?”

scots-dragon

Charlie Dickens knew what was up.

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Dickens had to work in a factory hos entire childhood. His father was thrown in a debtor’s prison. Thats why all his stories are about rich fucks getting owned.

capricorn-0mnikorn

The thing I love about A Christmas Carol is that at the time he wrote it, Christmas, as a holiday, was on par with our Arbor Day. And Scrooge held the Majority Opinion.

Dickens originally set out to write a Very Serious Pamphlet About the Plight of the Poor in Modern Times, with numbers, and statistics, and gruesome details about the state of debtors prisons. And he realized that it would probably not change a single thing, in the end.

So he changed it to fiction, and made it emotional, and focused on the lives in one specific family. And he also self-published it, because he realized that a for-profit publishing house wouldn’t want to touch it. And gave it to friends.

Not only did it help change people’s attitudes toward charity organizations and help reform labor laws, it also (pretty much) revived the whole custom of celebrating Christmas at all.

That, my friends, is the power of a well written ghost story.

mad-march-hares-tea-party-deact

I just looked up this to see if this was true and it is!

The pamphlet was going to be called ‘An Appeal to the People of England, on behalf of the Poor Man’s Child’

He decided to write the story because he realised that soap-boxing factory workers and their employers on the importance of educational reform wasn’t going to work on a society-wide scale.

A Christmas Carol is literally a leftist/socialist story about not being a dickwad to your employees because they’re human too, your ‘fellow man’

jemeryl

“The world is going to be basically destroyed in a climate apocalypse if you don’t stop being a giant douchebag.”

“Hmmm, nope, not convinced.”

evilsoup

I like A Christmas Carol and Dickens in general is pretty good, but he was no socialist and “bosses should be a bit nicer” is a 100% liberal idea (the best type of liberalism to be sure; but still completely assuming the legitimacy of capitalism and seeing things from the boss’ perspective). The concept that workers are helpless victims relying on the goodwill of their boss is pretty much the opposite of socialism, actually!

sarroora

The original ninja turtle

transgressivepistoleer

@we-are-rogue

we-are-rogue

It’s true! And not just in Egypt, it’s recorded as a standard burglar technique in 12th century Persia. So much so that catching a fellow in the middle of the night carrying a crowbar and a drill wouldn’t necessarily prove anything, but if he also had a live tortoise with him, well it could only be a professional burglar.

“The tortoise is employed thus. The burglar has with him a flint-stone and a candle about as big as a little finger. He lights the candle and sticks it on the tortoise’s back. The tortoise is then introduced through the breach into the house, and it crawls slowly around, thereby illuminating the house and its contents.”