Keyboard smash

May. 22 years old. Mexican I'm soft and smol. I love buns and bad puns. You could say I'm a bad bun ba dumm tss.

[dog-teeth]

dog teeth #24

[whitmanic]

Hedonism as a concept is so dope and yall gotta unbrainwash your religious upbringing nostalgia and realize that life IS about kicking back and eating grapes around a fire in nothing but a swim suit and drinking margaritas. A little hedonism never hurt nobody

[foxyfantasygirl]

by  Evgeniya Osipova

[lithographarry]

mood

[kirianthedivorce]

Listen I would die for Jameela Jamil

[kirianthedivorce]

I just… love her… so much we don’t deserve her

[kirianthedivorce]

When you’ve got low self esteem and are having a bad day

[ahsteria]

vibes i am attempting to give off

unreal ghost-like goddess born out of stardust and raised by the moon

badass city chick that will steal ur girl and then proceed to punch a man

aesthetic plant mom with 17 cats who buys cute thrifted clothes and bakes

vibes i am actually giving off

depressed

[c-bassmeow]

[theholleywoodsigns]

Penis is an ugly word too

[atlas-prime]

Créme de la cock

[theholleywoodsigns]

Thin fuckin ice

[ardri-na-bpiteog]

Can y'all please stop committing crimes against the french language

[to-heck]

Le no

[lorenipsumdolorous]

It frustrates me that critics/reviews have framed Peter B Parker’s unwillingness to have kids as being due to his arrested development psychologically. I keep seeing people say that he’s stuck in the glory days of his early superhero career and isn’t mentally capable of moving forward into the next chapter of his life, thus costing him his marriage with MJ.  But like? The guy’s an orphan who knew what it was like to grow up without parents. He also knew what it felt like to lose a parent figure as an adolescent. And now he has a side gig that has him basically putting his life on the line every night and putting the people he loves straight into harm’s way. Mary Jane is an adult who can choose whether or not she wants to be a part of that life, but their hypothetical child would have absolutely no choice whatsoever. 

So while he clearly didn’t handle it well with MJ and should have been more emotionally available and honest, I don’t blame the guy for being hesitant to bring a defenseless child into the path of people like Kingpin/Dock Ock/etc. And because I feel very protective of my “janky old broke hobo Spider-Man”, I don’t like that this part of his character is blamed on immaturity, rather than a reasonable fear. In this essay I will- 

[getintherobot]

[letheane-deactivated20200121]

At this point in life the only acceptable careers for me are:

1. Village witch

2. Ornamental hermit

3. Holy Roman empress 

4. Town crier

5. Delphian oracle

[thesnadger]

Peter B: I don’t want kids, I’m afraid of that.

Miles: *exists*

Peter B: *Knocks on MJ’s door* Hey let’s get back together and adopt a dozen spider-babies I’m ready.

Gwen:  I don’t do friends, I’ll just get hurt.

Miles: *exists*

Gwen: So here’s my phone number and my twitter handle you know what I’ll just open an interdimensional portal to say hey later.

[polyglotplatypus]

[oncelerfucker69-deactivated2019]

https://www.businessinsider.com/how-much-money-billionaires-celebrities-make-per-hour-2018-8

[marxist-peach]

Do you ever think about how Jeff Bezos could feed literally more than a million food insecure people while losing an hour’s wage but you have to tell yourself no when you want to buy a coffee but can’t because that’s all your rent money?

I do too

[norrington-hell]

[bubblegumbf-deactivated20160914]

LGBT

lesbians, gays, b-bicycles…. *sweats* trains

[hauntedcephalopod]

[syntacked]

My favorite part of my morning routine is sitting in bed for 15 minutes and thinking about how tired I am.

[zukosgay]

the opposite of “pulling a jkr” (re dumbledore) is pulling a black sails. the main character is gay. there’s a lesbian. and another one. and another one. and a bi woman. even the extras are gay. you thought there’d be straight people? think again bitch

[haiikyuus-remade]

social media popularity and influencer culture is gross but also.. i wanna make money for doing absolutely nothing too

[takeitaway-penny]