God's dumbest

[elusivist]

Guys 2014 is in two months

[burble-drank]

Today for lunch we will be having a fuckton of chocolate milk and a nap (because we feel sick from all the chocolate milk)

[burble-drank]

Naps are also the time for gay thoughts and imaginary scenarios (also mostly gay thoughts)

[burble-drank]

Today for lunch we will be having a fuckton of chocolate milk and a nap (because we feel sick from all the chocolate milk)

[star-pup01]

I was promised a vessel and got thrown into a teenager who has their own shit to work through that is not being helped by this situation, and if I ever give up then the world is covered in darkness.

[ajaxioo]

The reason why papyrus isn't in deltarune is bcs we haven't made him yet give me 9 months guys he will be born ♡♡

[feefal]

My body is already an inhospitable environment, there’s no way a friggin baby would be able to survive in it

[feefal]

Also babies can’t even fight, how would they fare in battle against my inner demons?

[rokarambles]

[conkreetmonkey]

sand tiger sharks

[inbabylontheywept]

on it, boss lady

[inbabylontheywept]

one smooth shark, coming up

[star-mom-selkie]

[worlds-largest-juice-container]

Gay people: hey society im gay

Society: ok

Jerma985 but he's a baker: If i put you into a wheat grinder, you're probably bread!

[burble-drank]

Love feeling horribly nauseous and sick for no fucking reason, has to be like my number one reason to kill god with my bare hands

[pukicho]

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u guys were like "ohh no more trance" so I decided instead to make more trance and make it even louder and heavier

[toskarin]

ah... your secret technique... in normal circumstances, such a bullet would have no effect on me, but you certainly knew that, my rival... and so, cleverly, you accelerated it with a gun

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

enemies-to-psychosexually obsessed with each other. more of that

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

reminder that things like carbs and fats and oils–those are GOOD things. those are valuable things that have served humans well for thousands of years. those are fundamental things that keep us alive and healthy. the issue is that our current food system gives us unprecedented access to those foods, and not enough access to the other types of foods we need to balance them out. a balanced diet is a diverse diet.

most of us don’t need to eat less, we need to eat differently. and the diets of millions of individuals–that’s not a reflection of personal choice, that’s a reflection of our food systems, and the governments and corporations that control them. if you want people to make better choices, first give people access to better choices. 

[aliexandriad-deactivated2024021]

For reference, this is what a properly balanced diet looks like, as represented by this food pyramid

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

Thank you! important info

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

did you not read the post, the point is you’re not supposed to be eating JUST one thing! your diet should consist of a wide variety of foods on the pyramid!!!

[hyperfixiationstation]

Guys, the food pyramid is so outdated! The My Plate model is a much better example of how you should be eating. 

[myothertardisisonthemun]

Exactly. Have a look at the plate model:

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

@systemgoblincore your TAGS

#my mom read this post over my shoulder and she sighed  #shes a geologist and she muttered something about gravel deposits being the equivalent to McDonald’s french fries  #no i do NOT know what this means

[burble-drank]

Had an argumentative dream today, woke up angrily yelling at around 11 and everyone in the house heard me

They're so used to my bullshit that they didn't even question me, I had to ask to make sure I didn't dream that part

[burble-drank]

Probably important to add, this isn't normal behavior for me I've never done this before so they just assumed I was just yelling for no reason

[burble-drank]

Had an argumentative dream today, woke up angrily yelling at around 11 and everyone in the house heard me

They're so used to my bullshit that they didn't even question me, I had to ask to make sure I didn't dream that part

[hellenhighwater]

Well those are allllmost done

[codebreakerblue]

question. why do you have 7 featureless grey monoliths in your driveway

[hellenhighwater]

There's eight actually but the last one is still in the garage

[jackfromthefairytale]

question. why do you have eight featureless grey monoliths

[hellenhighwater]

They're actually a really dark purple

[fishofthewoods]

question. why do you have seven featureless really dark purple monoliths in your driveway and an eighth in the garage

[hellenhighwater]

Some of them do have features though. There's holes and hinges and stuff, so I can put secrets in em

[nobodywasneverhere]

question. why do you have 8 really dark purple occasionally featureful monoliths

[hellenhighwater]

The heart wants what the heart wants

[fred-the-dinosaur]

this reads like a muppet sketch

[fred-the-dinosaur]

see? See!??!

[hellenhighwater]

You're not wrong

[hellenhighwater]

This post is less than six months old.

[hellenhighwater]

Well those are allllmost done

[codebreakerblue]

question. why do you have 7 featureless grey monoliths in your driveway

[hellenhighwater]

There's eight actually but the last one is still in the garage

[jackfromthefairytale]

question. why do you have eight featureless grey monoliths

[hellenhighwater]

They're actually a really dark purple

[fishofthewoods]

question. why do you have seven featureless really dark purple monoliths in your driveway and an eighth in the garage

[hellenhighwater]

Some of them do have features though. There's holes and hinges and stuff, so I can put secrets in em

[nobodywasneverhere]

question. why do you have 8 really dark purple occasionally featureful monoliths

[hellenhighwater]

The heart wants what the heart wants

[fred-the-dinosaur]

this reads like a muppet sketch

[fred-the-dinosaur]

see? See!??!

[hellenhighwater]

You're not wrong

[burble-drank]

I just read Tshirt and immediately "the shirt is trans?" I don't know if I'm cooked or cooking but either way it's burnt