The Burger Chairman

I'm like the Burger King, but I'm the leader of the Communist Party in Burgerland. I do not believe in aristocracy. But I recognize that a Dictatorship of the Proletariat is a necessary step in achieving communism!

[thebootydiaries]

[serpentmythos]

This tag has me dying

[cascadiarch]

[no-one-offical]

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[burgerchairman]

SEIZE THE MEANS OF BURGER PRODUCTION!!

[the-pineapple-offical]

I am the burger

[burgerchairman]

And I am the Burger Chairman!

[poison-piggy]

I am The Poison Piggy!

oink oink

*commits acts of eco-terrorism*

[nixon-official]

My Fellow Americans,

Are we the baddies??

[emobernie]

YES.

[ronald-mcdonald-reagan]

Mr. Burger King,

TEAR DOWN THIS WALL!

[6-degrees-of-bacon-cheeseburger]

The Berlin Wall -> the Iron Curtain -> communism -> sharing -> fries -> burger

[minitrue-official]

22.01.26 Oceania obtains TikTok prolefeed from Eastasia.

[no-one-offical]

nye bill the math guy

[quasikalopsic]

nill bye the english guy

[burgerchairman]

hill eye the history guy

[nixon-official]

I like your shoelaces.

[rosey-thorns]

Thanks! I stole them from. Well.

This is awkward

[nixon-official]

That's okay. I actually stole them from from Elvis originally

[elvis-official]

Cunt

[burgerchairman]

shit

[nixon-official]

watergate

MY HEAD IS POUNDING AND I HEAR A THOUSAND MEGAPHONES SURROUND ME FROM ALL DIRECTIONS REPEATING THIS SACRED PHRASE: "YOU ARE WE ARE YOU ARE WE AND I IS THOU AND WE ARE ME AND I AM I AM I AM THAT GREAT I AM"

[joseph-stalin-mccarthy]

Damn that sounds like psychic driving. @kissy-kissinger showed me how that works.

[kissy-kissinger]

WHAT HAPPENS IN THE BOHEMIAN GROVE STAYS IN THE BOHEMIAN GROVE!

[fungaljudas]

Alright I'm here, so what's this "union" you were talking about when we first met

Kevin

so i magine.you stopworking

[ronald-mcdonald-reagan]

Mr. Burger King,

TEAR DOWN THIS WALL!

[burgerchairman]

no.