I Eat Music For Sustinence.

I can't believe its not butter!

[the-quasar-hero]

Man who hates the very concept of life and all living beings: I should design portal websites for colleges and job applications

[captainwarbuckle]

It’s practically 2014 and you guys still don’t know how to google if an article is real or not before giving it 100,000 notes

[orangechickenpillow]

[lyrslair]

[technikki]

new personality test dropped

[lizardsfromspace]

My fave part of this tweet is that even though a lot of people are assuming this was an AI thing or whatever

this is the actual lede of their review of the Super Mario movie

"But it is also, if I check the clock, Mario Time". Poetry

[byjove]

I never thought I would be siding with the pope’s involvement in politics and cheering him on. I will say that.

[byjove]

[i-am-a-fish]

don't be mean to yourself that's you

[i-am-a-fish]

you live there

[aceofpans]

tumblr is a website full of clowns who all think theyre jesters

[justcallmedom31]

I think you're jest kidding

[quasikalopsic]

We did all have a juggling phase not too long ago

[obviouspokemonfacts]

[milanesa42]

“The employees need a larger salary” “hmmmm large celery”

[turing-tested]

i was looking everywhere in the car for my vape because i lost it and I found these instead

[indiecup--fordeactivation-deact]

I’m astounded at the level of personality that can be predicted from the word vape and these glasses.

[turing-tested]

this is the meanest thing anyone’s ever said to me in my entire life but I can’t even argue with this. what could I possibly say to defend myself in this instance. this was a one hit KO. this was a murder. this was a fucking slaughter and I have only myself to blame

[cassidy-peterson]

You act like people knowing you’re in the Squirtle Squad is a bad thing?

[turing-tested]

yes that is exactly where these glasses are from. a perfectly respectable long standing anime and nothing more

[dragon-in-a-fez]

apparently the cops arrested fuckin Bicycles Georg today

[dragon-in-a-fez]

someone found this guy's house on google maps and I'm screaming

[pileofknives]

[joy-and-whimsy-official]

Joy and whimsy… questionable? This post may or may not be joyful or whimsical.

[born-on-the-moon]

I hate how accurately the movie depicts society's view of people not in romantic relationships is.

Ryland Grace was not a sad man waiting for his demise. He was happy. He loved teaching, his students were SO important to him. He had a good life.

But he didn't fit societal norms and that somehow made his life less valuable? The way Stratt saying "oh you're not married, you don't have any immediate family or even a dog" was treated as part of an explanation as to why he should be more willing to go on a SUICIDE MISSION?! As if that somehow made his life less important? As if it made him some sort of expandable material?

It's genuinely so sad how realistic it is. It's also part of the reason why I wholeheartedly believe in aroace Grace. It's just such a common experience within the community that even if it's unintentional it feels like finally getting some sort of representation.

(I genuinely hope this post is at least somewhat coherent it's basically just a rant written at two am that I'm too tired to look through <33)

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[quasikalopsic]

No fucking way we got a sequel

[tamamita]

What is the funniest pokemon move

[tamamita]

Obsessed with the description for this move

[knyareth]

losing my mind at the animation as well

[stumbleinethevampirequeen]

[this-site-isnt-safe-for-me]

the best fucking shirt

[sol-lar-bink]

Z-A starters explained

[without-ado]

"Return to the Moon" Artemis Ⅱ 2026

l Andrew McCarthy 1,2 l Alex G Perez 3,4 l Alexander Gerst 5