[cheekygeekymonkey]

[biszumletzten]

VAN EYCK

[thestraggletag]

I lost it at the end.

[thestraggletag]

Okay, I had to check out the Van Eyck thing. I was a bit in denial because, come on, every single person can’t look like President Putin!

There are no words to describe how wrong I was.

[missymalice]

one of my biggest pet peeves is when people are like, “i don’t care, my significant other can go through my phone. i have nothing to hide.” 

okay. first of all.

wanting a partner to respect your privacy doesn’t necessarily go hand in hand with “having something to hide.” maybe you’d just prefer that they trust you without putting you under surveillance like a fucking prisoner? 

second.

it’s not only your privacy. if you’re cool with that shit, i really hope you’re informing all your friends and family members who discuss their personal lives with you that they should be prepared for your shitty SO to read through all their messages to you, but i’m betting you’re not doing that. 

maybe your bestie from high school doesn’t want your boyfriend seeing her emotional messages about her recent breakup? maybe your sister doesn’t want him reading her messages about struggles with her kids or her marriage? maybe your friend with mental health issues isn’t counting on you sharing their struggles with anyone else? 

maybe you should grow up and realize that if your partner loves and respects you, they’ll believe you have nothing to hide without checking for themself. 

[missymalice]

some of you in the comments are dense as hell. your trust issues brought on by past cheaters do not give you free reign to emotionally abuse your partner. sorry, work on yourself and then get into a relationship because if you feel the need to do this shit, you’re not ready. 

[burningredddd-blog]

Say it again for the people in the back!

[catchymemes]

10 tricks you didn’t know you could do with your food.

By Blossom

[audrey-hepbae]

The internet went from showing food recipe videos to alchemy in less than a decade. There’s going to be a quick video on how to make the philosopher’s stone from tomato sauce next week. 

[dalishgirlfriend]

ᴡʜᴀᴛ ᴇʟsᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ɢᴏᴛ?

[c-bassmeow]

my anus 

[thetroublesofbeingtrans]

I think some adults need to realize that teens don’t dislike adults because teens are rebellious and punk, a lot of kids and teens dislike adults because every interaction they’ve had with them is dismissing and condescending 

[lostinsideyoux]

I’m not even a teenager anymore and I still feel like this.

[ultramikahd]

Notice the fact that when teenagers have favorite teachers it’s the teachers who treat them as equals and don’t talk down to them but with them

[vvdotcom]

[hotboyproblems]

i want a restraining order on everyone who doesn’t wear deodorant 

[has-claws]

Deodorant is nasty. What do y'all think people smelled like up until 70 years ago??

[yung-starbucks-deactivated20210]

[pussy-and-pizzza-x-deactivated2]

They were using deordant. Funky ass nigga 😂😂😂

[queenbradbury]

omg so yesterday i put a salt line on the pathway to our front door because i was fucking around and my brother was pretending to be a demon

and today we ordered pizza and the salt line was still there

and my brother went outside to sign for the pizza

and the pizzaman refused to step over the salt line, like he almost did and then he backed up and handed my bro the pizza and left; which is pretty ridiculous because it’s far from our door

so a heads up to everyone i’m pretty sure domino’s is actually run by demons??? kind of like how in men in black the post office is run by aliens

[pep95]

demono

[dpdjohneggleg-deactivated201608]

((”Not just pizza”))

[cutest-angle-in-heaven]

((”but eternal damnation”))

[thestarsaredown]

Alternate theory: It wasn’t that the pizza guy couldn’t cross the line of salt himself.

He just saw the line of salt and assumed that it was the only thing keeping you and your brother in, and he didn’t want nothing to do with your demon asses

[thatdisasterauthor]

Alternate alternate theory: pizza man is a slug.

[catchymemes]

Heat index was 110 degrees so we offered him a cold drink. He went for a full body soak instead

[invader-bean]

he accepted ur cold drink!!

[corvidcantina]

Me: I want to know languages

Person: then study

Me: no study. Only know.

[angelaeon]

Me, whenever the DuoLingo owl starts harassing me to do my practice

[burningredddd-blog]

Lmfao omg me 😂

[paperstorm]

Australian comedian Jim Jefferies points out the ridiculousness of American pro-gun arguments. x x

[redhead4eyes]

Welp

[sighinastorm]

This is the Goose of Outrageous Self Assuredness.  Take from her example, her ludicrous and excellent poise in the face of bullying, and be confident in your place, your course, your equal validity.

[africanaquarian]

I’m always amazed by the amount of fucks geese refuse to give.

[fuckyeah-nerdery]

This is it, this is everything you need to know about geese in one video.

[und3r-developed-deactivated2019]

This is big dick energy

[catchymemes]

Those are some damn cleaned glass doors

[cobaltdays-deactivated20210208]

why they gotta do luigia like this :(

[commiepimp]

“Luigia”

[n-yks]

Mario’s lost sister luigia.

[taylortut]

this post is a fucking disaster

[fakehistory]

Roman Emperor Julius Caesar is overthrown (44BC)

[xeppeli]

[nicejewishguy]

is this a threat

[blog-493629846]

You better believe it motherfucker!

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

There’s nothing more ugly than the culture of having children for the sake of having them. Too many people ask “do you want kids?” but not enough ask “are you ready for the emotional, physical, and financial sacrifices you will have to make to raise children?” It’s so ugly to me that people treat kids like a commodity, like a dress or a pair of earrings they just throw on. How dare you? That’s not a new car you can get bored of or discard in a few years, that is a person, and particularly a person who will absolutely be dependent on you for emotional support, financial support, discipline, and leadership; someone who you will have power of virtually every portion of their lives until they’re ready to be adults, who you will impact in irreversible ways, who will look to you for the rest of YOUR life and theirs for explanations about life and how they turned out to be who they are, for better or for worse. If you say you “want kids” but you’re “not sure if you could handle” them needing time and attention, costing you money,  or you’re “not sure you can handle” if they turn out gay, or disabled, or transgender, or any other myriad of things that don’t really make your child any less of a person but which an ugly society can have ugly views on, etc. then you don’t deserve to have children. If you “want children” but haven’t thought about literally having to be there for them for virtually everything they will go through and ask of you, you’re not adult enough to have them.

[c-bassmeow]

And what’s so insidious about many of these same people is that they are the ones making their children feel guilty that they fed them, housed them, and basically didn’t let them die, as if this is some meritorious act, as if parents aren’t supposed to raise their children and not kill and starve them, as if they are some type of martyr that deserves praise for doing the bare minimum.