smitty werbenjagermanjensen

chloe (she/her) 18 main goal in life is to make people laugh aspiring standup comedian danny devito <3

[richist-deactivated20150511]

Is it true that straight boys eat footballs for breakfast

[sexualremarks]

yeah everyday, the leather makes them feel more secure about their inability to satisfy women

[ampervadasz]

[back-that-sass-up]

it took nine seconds for me to fully process what i was watching and then i started LAUHGHING

[docteryn]

I would be dead

[normalregularguy-deactivated201]

if you ask a girl on a date she might say yes

[nahimoffthis-deactivated2018091]

You deadass?

[smuganimebitch]

tumblr talks a big game about monster fucking but you guys see one velociraptor blowjob and suddenly you’re all clutching your pearls and fainting

[frogmunist-deactivated20190724]

Legend

[lochnessie]

Can we as millennials and gen-z’s collectively agree that NObody Cares about elbows on the table like Why was that Ever A Problem for Anyone?? We can chill right?

[spacebumble]

nobody asked for this but the origin of not putting one’s elbows on the table comes from the late 18th/early 19th century when wooden ships were still used in the navy- sailors would balance their plates between their elbows while eating to keep them from sliding around. because sailors developed a reputation on-land for being uncouth and aggressive, the placing of elbows on the table became associated with such behaviour.

some cultural historians believe it also goes back further, to the middle ages, when large banquet-style meals were served on trestle tables that had no side support. if someone put their elbows on the table, they risked bringing the whole table down with them.

so basically, there is no longer any need to NOT put elbows on the table, and there hasn’t been since the advent of steamships.

[wonderwomemes]

I love this because now i can smartass the next person who tries to give me shit for it

[bpdgoner]

my favorite hobby is pretending i don’t need anyone then crying myself to sleep cause i’m all alone

[tillerboomin]

Damn

[alwaysbewoke]

i’ve seen this shit happen to my boys man. this is why i get so heated on this topic. we don’t address this shit at all and instead we normalize and glorify this shit.

LETTING WOMEN GET AWAY WITH THIS!!!

IGNORING TOXIC FEMALE BEHAVIOR!!! 

STOP MAKING EXCUSES FOR WHY THIS IS OKAY!! IT IS NOT OKAY!!!

JUST STOP!!!!

[ender-kun-deactivated20170727]

@lastsonlost 

[lastsonlost]

Never let it be forgotten

[tooiconic]

I feel physically ill every time I see this.

[not-your-safe-space-deactivated]

Fuck

[moriarty]

queer eye (2018) is extremely wholesome

[newtgeiszler]

gays be like that

[lafemmenuit]

I’m tired of girls trying to invalidate their own feelings during times of pain, especially to their friends. Your break up meant something. That friendship you lost was a hard blow. I understand why you feel tired this semester. Sometimes this “modern woman” stereotype is patriarchy’s last attempt; patriarchy disguised as feminism. You don’t have to be “wise beyond your years”; your pain and crying does not mean you are not intelligent. If you feel your friends demand justification for your pain and ordeals, they’re not friends. You’re strong but human. Remind yourself emotional space is part of liberation.

[did-you-know]

NASA created retro travel posters for different locations in our solar system in hopes of inspiring young people to imagine a future where common space travel is a possibility. 

Source

[colormebowie-deactivated2017091]

these are really important to me

[neural-entropy]

behind this 100% where do I buy prints

[therealuniverse]

These are free for download and print! The files are 20x30 inches. I plan on emailing this one to my local print shop.

[katsudonski]

Originally posted by thatjoeyfella

[akiyty]

i have these on my wall, and i guarantee, they are SPECTACULAR (and yep, CC-licensed, so you’re good to print them locally)

[gargoame]

We have these framed in our aerospace senior design lounge!

[astrofyre]

IVE BEEN LOOKING FOR SPACE THEMED PRINTS THIS IS AMAZING

[dduane]

So gorgeous.

[scrawnyflannelman]

Neat!

[regularbread]

I really fucking love NASA for this.

[thursday]

[shejla21]

[pochowek]

every culture has a little dish that just translates to “we threw everything into that fucking pot we’re poor”

[snommelp]

Funny enough, shrimp and grits used to be that dish, and then folks who live far from the ocean decided that shrimp was a delicacy and should be expensive and now shrimp and grits isn’t that dish any more.

[becausedragonage]

Same with lobsters here. They used to be poor people’s food. People would till them into the soil for fertilizer. Not anymore.

[snommelp]

Yup. Lobster used to be considered just a half a step above cockroaches. People facing execution would request as their last meal “anything but f***ing lobster.” But it cost money to get it inland, and rich people who didn’t live on the shore decided that it must be fancy because of the cost, and now even people living in historic lobster-fishing areas can’t always afford it.

[doomyqueen]

Capitalism Ruined Good Food: A MasterPost.

[isthismayberelatable]

FOR THE SAKE OF YOUR DOG, DONT SCROLL PAST THIS

IMPORTANT! Gravy Train Dog Food was had a recall.

The food was tainted with and contains euthanasia. 

Source: (x)

A bunch of dogs, including my own, eat Gravy Train. It’s a very affordable wet canned dog food, so many people buy it. and my dog has to eat it because she’s lost most of her teeth and can’t chew.

Please, SIGNAL BOOST THIS! 

Even if you don’t have a dog, your followers probably do, and plenty of them are at risk. You could save a life.

[aniseandspearmint]

If you can’t click on the link rn, this recall (well, they call it a withdrawal but a duck is a duck) ALSO includes the following canned dog food brands;

Kibbles ‘N Bits

Skippy

 Ol’ Roy

There is a full list of affected types in the link, but tbh I wouldn’t trust any cans from these brands for a while.

[burntfood]

Can y’all uhhh just hype me up a little? I recently broke up with my man bc he was NOT treating me right it was hella unhealthy and NOW I have a crush on straight girl haha

[pyrlspite]

reblog with your weird group chat name in the tags

[gordons-moved]

I don’t have friends

[officialskinnylegend]

Christians Who Care 😌🙏 bc we’re all good Christians 😊✝️