The Holy Schreib

he/any bi/pan poly major (18) artist (sometimes)

[sadqueerenergy]

i really don't want to make a pinned post

that's anathema to my warriors code

[bunchobunni]

Vampire world bubbline HOHOHO

[karsynarsynn]

Hi i graduated June 4th

[stapledsquirrel]

Look at the family sharp teeth. evil and intimidating

[witchofanguish]

trying to play peekaboo with my child but he's a European diplomat:

me: where'd daddy go?

baby: we must articulate a post-daddy vision of strategic autonomy

me: peekaboo!

baby: my historic relationship with my father is stable despite recent troubles

[archacovercosine]

when i'm five minutes late with dinner: truly this is a wake-up call for baby

[sootchild]

[burntowl25]

anyone know any good adventure time backpacks? my current bag is DONE and I want a new one, and Im hyperfixating on adv time HARD.

[transfemmes-deactivated20260103]

Mutuals line up I'm giving you all one of these bad boys

[heartbreakhalo]

[sludgebitch]

"🥪" is shorthand for "🍞🧀🍅🥬🍞"

[illegaldownload]

i love bald women

[illegaldownload]

let's replace veterans day with bald women day

[cavegirlpoems]

early magic card: Dawn Hawk late-stage magic card: Hubert Farnsworth, Brilliant Inventor (tm)

early yugioh card: Cabbage Warrior late-stage yugioh card: Twilight Memnosinner Exhuvia

early pokemon card: Diglet late-stage pokemon card: Diglet ZZZ+

[3000s]

yo mama so baby animals she was just born

[nociceptrix]

tweet sequence of a not-quite-friend and artist i admire that i find myself thinking of constantly

[shovel2-deactivated20151204]

I ATE A BIG BAG OF FACTORY REJECT SEEDS UNTIL A HEALTHY FLOWER UNFURLED IN MY CHEST ...

I MISTOOK THE SENSATION FOR LOVE AND DIED.

[grox]

Okay well how about you take the photos of our moldy flooded house using your, "Amazing Digital Camera" so that the insurance company can reimburse us like I asked you to

[dailycatsblog]