accidentally let slip "you will be buried in my pyramid when I die" to a coworker last week btw

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accidentally let slip "you will be buried in my pyramid when I die" to a coworker last week btw
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Is there a food from a game you would love to have in real life?
Feed your dashboard by answering my question, blogger.
Monster hunter cheese naan
How would your walk be described if you were a fictional character?
Stroll
Trudge
Stalk
Glide
Meander
March
Jaunt
Plod
Totter
Shuffle
Amble
Other
Doing this poll again
You have been turned into this animal
How you feeling about that?
I love it!
I like it
Indifferent
I don't like it
I hate it!
incredible video and also PSA: art competition for anyone interested
Ok genuine thought that has been haunting me - in a lot of fiction (fanfic and published works both) blood often gets described as smelling/tasting like copper.
But like. Don’t they mean iron?? I know copper works as a visual similarity but the metallic taste is for sure iron no?? Genuinely this similie is so common in prose that once you notice it you can’t really stop noticing it.
Note: Some animals have copper-based blood like spiders. And squids. And crabs.
Maybe the people in these stories are part crab??
Much like how LoTR fans will tell you about how Viggo Mortensen broke his toe kicking the helmet, I have a feeling Markipler fans will tell you about how he had to go to the hospital for getting too much fake blood in his eyes for the rest of time
You are perma tf'd into the first pokemon you generate on this website, how happy are you wit your new form
byron donalds gave his life to christ in a cracker barrel parking lot. now you too can learn what religion you can convert to in a fast food restaurant parking lot by spinning these handy links!
like what you got?
yes
no
i'm converting on the spot
what the goddamn hell are you talking about
My three girlfriends, Spam Risk, Telemarketer, and Scam Likely.
And yes, they smoke weed.
The muppet joker fucking died
spin this wheel of all the pokemon. you now have to fight this pokemon. just you and it, bare-knuckle
do you win
easily
it's hard, but i do it
could go either way
i might make it, but probably not
fuck no
REALLY big fan of the tone shift in this old History Channel train documentary
Uh oh! You are now a were-animal! This means you become a human-sized animal hybrid with uncontrollable bloodlust every night!
Spin this wheel to get your species
How screwed are your loved ones
Not at all! Anyone can fight back against me.
They should be fine with a bit of prep.
Nothing will happen as long as I lock myself in my room.
I'm pretry sure this animal can break down my door, this doesn't look good...
No chance of survival whatsoever.
I'm were-bald (see results)
zendaya is meechee
Fun thing about football right now is that there's a move called the "brotherly shove" that the Eagles do when they're very close to scoring, where the whole team puts their hands on the ass of the guy with the ball and physically propels him over the line into the endzone for the touchdown, and all the other teams' fans hate it because it's got such a ridiculously high rate of success for the Eagles and doesn't really seem to work for any other team. People are straight-up calling for this move to be banned, claiming it's "unstoppable" and gives an "unfair advantage" but it really and truly is a skill issue. The whole league hates this move because it only makes the Eagles win more often and nobody else can figure out how to do it right
Other teams are so afraid of it that they panic and do some wacky looney tunes shit to try and stop it. The refs had to come out on the field and tell the bad guys to stop doing this
because it's blatantly against the rules of football, and that if they tried it a fourth time in a row that they would just straight-up grant a free touchdown to the Eagles
The rest of the NFL: this move doesn't work for us but it always works for the eagles... how do we stop them, we've tried everything... Washington Commanders Linebacker Frankie Luvu: ...not everything... Washington Commanders Linebacker Frankie Luvu: