perpetually ready for a nap

Something magnificent, really. Dorian, he/him, 21+, message for info on cat wrangling

[businessbadger]

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perpetually ready for a nap

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Wangxian on Men's T-Shirt – Because everyone deserves emotional support, especially from a twink.

[businessbadger]

I think I'm gonna start working on the danmei oc comic soon but I also want to write a fanfic and actually finish it. MDZS probably.

[businessbadger]

i might make a short comic (not sure why i'm saying short, it's gonna be like 15 chapters and i don't think i got past twelve in my long comic.) about one of my xianxia characters and all of the weird headcanons i have about huli jing, but i also have to motivate myself to do anything at all other than sit home alone and cry about how much i've fucked up my own life

[businessbadger]

Sometimes insomnia just be like it do

[businessbadger]

listen, if mdzs was a transmigration series, the main character would be nie huaisang and it would go exactly the way it went

[aha4550]

he has abandonment issues

[thiscatdraws]

Wangxian rabbit nose-nuzzles for Easter! LWJ is a Flemish Giant and WWX is a mix (hence the size difference :P)

[koshertaako]

Welcome to Tuesday Tuesday where it’s Tuesday all Tuesday and you have to try not to succumb to Lovecraftian madness

[businessbadger]

Yo what up I been doodlin

[scottlava]

“They will face my wrath!”

Good luck at the OSCARS, buddies!!

[sandumilfshous]

au where due to [insert reasons here] jiang cheng discovers wen ning imprisoned beneath jinlintai only a few years after jyl jzx and wwx die. and he is FUMING bc he may not like wen ning but the fact he's not ashes proves that the jins have been lying out their asses. anyway he breaks wen ning out and decides to work with him to root out anyone in lanling jin that runs the risk of being a danger to jin ling and along the way they fall in love

now imagine wwx coming back to life and finding out that HIS corpse and HIS shidi are married. and have an active (weirdly but necessarily experimental) sex life

[businessbadger]

[hyrude]

i was in a thrift shop the other day and they were playing the most unsettling variations of normal christmas music, culminating in this rendition of the 12 days of christmas except it was like 12 guys all singing over each other and going “no!” and interrupting the lyrics with random other phrases until they deadass just started singing 5 golden rings to toto’s africa. can anyone confirm that this is a real song and not that i stroked so hard i astral projected into a universe where everything is somehow worse than it is here

[flaminggoosememe]

https://youtu.be/2Fe11OlMiz8

I remember listening to this in grade school. I am going to go get some Chinese food.

[pizzopaps]

this is what my anxiety attacks sound like

[tchrgleek]

Oh I needed this laugh this evening. Thank you so much.

[honeysucklepink]

In case anyone didn’t want to leave Tumblr and just hit “play”

[mikkeneko]

Tumblr are you OK? It’s december and you’ve hardly even touched your “twelve days of Christmas by straight no chaser”

[businessbadger]

this is legitimately one of my mom's favorite christmas songs, but i thought this post was going to be about a fever dream song so as op was describing it, the horror of its existence returned to me like a frying pan to the back of the head and now i must wait in fear until she plays it at full volume at us on or around christmas day

[sh2ode]

every chengning fic at one point

[hannanodaa]

Jiang Cheng finds out that Wen Ning has been roaming around on his own for a quite some time now while WWX and LWJ are in their marriage bliss, so he tells him to stay in Lotus Pier.

Braiding Wen Ning’s hair has become part of their daily routine 😌

[sandumilfshous]

au where due to [insert reasons here] jiang cheng discovers wen ning imprisoned beneath jinlintai only a few years after jyl jzx and wwx die. and he is FUMING bc he may not like wen ning but the fact he's not ashes proves that the jins have been lying out their asses. anyway he breaks wen ning out and decides to work with him to root out anyone in lanling jin that runs the risk of being a danger to jin ling and along the way they fall in love

now imagine wwx coming back to life and finding out that HIS corpse and HIS shidi are married. and have an active (weirdly but necessarily experimental) sex life

[wellwhiskey]

he’s just like me fr

[wellwhiskey]

we are the same

[businessbadger]

Fight me.