Limpan

Fanfiction writer. Photographer.

[bulbasaur-propaganda]

Growing up with your starters

Artist:  esasi8794 / Twitter

[chabbit]

The captions are also really cute, although they mostly describe what’s in each photo:

Bulbasaur: Somehow, nomming on my clothes… has become a weird habit of theirs.

Venusaur: That hasn’t changed now that they’ve grown, but they’re very gentle.

Charmander: It’s my first attempt, but I made a plushie so that he wouldn’t get lonely.

Charizard: That plushie seems to be his favorite even now.

Squirtle: Squirtle’s a bit timid and hides behind me at the smallest things.

Blastoise: Looks like they’re scared of the first Pichu they’ve seen. You’re not really hiding!

[notsomerryerry]

@noelle217

[gale-gentlepenguin]

This is adorable

[arrghigiveup]

They just posted some more!

[source]

[kradeiz]

And some more!

[shimhaq]

The Beheaded- playing through Dead Cells and its such an awesome game!

[tddkart]

What Isabelle has been doing while waiting for you to upgrade resident services.

[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]

@drukhari

[insightsfromagameplayer]

Still blows my mind how talented some people are (and committed to the meme).

[aj521z]

The accuracy and precision is unparalleled 

[thegoldengals]

Opposite vibe

[butwhatthefuck]

It’s a straw… like literally a straw

[thegoldengals]

Not a straw. Just that impressive.

[one-time-i-dreamt]

Y'all... my friend is streaming on Twitch 🤣

Twitch

Twitch is the world's leading video platform and community for gamers.

[one-time-i-dreamt]

Does anyone know what game is that?

[one-time-i-dreamt]

Okay I know how to read 😅 flop, so it's CoD... what's that?

[one-time-i-dreamt]

Okay he has 15 people watching him now... I think that's the most he's ever had

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I can't believe I've just installed the twitch app to watch my friend go bang bang boom boom pow

[one-time-i-dreamt]

Told him to speak in English for all of you that opened the stream and he switched languages mid-sentence

[one-time-i-dreamt]

Y'all watching this king stream

[one-time-i-dreamt]

He realized it was me who gave him a shoutout oops

[one-time-i-dreamt]

LMAO HE SAID I GAVE HIM A SHOUTOUT BC I AM HOT AND FAMOUS AHAHHAHAA

[one-time-i-dreamt]

HIS GRANDMA JUST WALKED IN AND STARTED TALKING ABOUT RANDOM STUFF AND HE SAID "Excuse me guys this was my granny" rhjsjsjjdjjskkssk CUTE

[one-time-i-dreamt]

OKAY YES GOT PERMISSION TO SHARE HIS INSTA AND TO ANSWER A FEW QUESTIONS HE IS 21 AND SINGLE

[one-time-i-dreamt]

This chat turned into the best place ever shzsaiiskksjshshjsj genuinely cackling, we're all so cute and positive

[one-time-i-dreamt]

HAVE YOU CONSIDERED NOT DYING hshsjajjajjhahahajjaj

[one-time-i-dreamt]

Unless the point of this game is getting yourself murdered at every corner and opportunity and I am getting this wrong, he is... not... good at this 🙈 but it's super fun to watch just how bad he is and his narration is funny af and the chat is lit 🤣🤣🤣

[one-time-i-dreamt]

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I think his previous record for viewers was 3... he just got the shock of his life

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I thought this stream couldn't get cuter, and then a literal baby came into the room and started talking and my friend went from stern gamer voice to babytalk 😍😍😍 his sister's baby stole the show though

[one-time-i-dreamt]

The baby is killin' it

[one-time-i-dreamt]

HOLY MOLY

[cybergata]

[izzyweiszpersonal]

@doctorstrangeaskblog

[doctorstrangeaskblog]

Aaaahhh loooook

[yaninus-de-venoix]

have a couple medieval dance tunes, feat. my hammered dulcimer and me in my pajamas since I have no reason to leave the house

[afloweroutofstone]

Catch me and the bard going HAM to these at ye olde inn

[thehairsonthebackofyourneck]

[text-mode]

The Morris worm or Internet worm of November 2, 1988 was one of the first computer worms distributed via the Internet. It was written by a student at Cornell University, Robert Tappan Morris, and launched on November 2, 1988 from MIT.

[pyronoid-d-deactivated20181217]

It’s trapped on a floppy tho this is some dark shit it has been denied its purpose forever bound to this obsolete storage

[smolmzd-deactivated20150612]

am i glad it’s in there and we’re out here

[undergroundmonorail]

people reading fantasy novels ask “why did the ancient ones seal the evil away for ten thousand years instead of just killing it” but then we go ahead and do this shit

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

We have learned nothing from every fantasy novel ever O.O

[ayellowbirds]

The best part, from the wiki article: “According to its creator, the Morris worm was not written to cause damage, but to gauge the size of the Internet.”

It was intended to do good, but the programmer made a mistake and it got out of hand, becoming viral.

[dr-archeville]

R̴͓̮͈̞̿͐͛̏̒͂͊̾ͅE͉̝͍̹̣̺̿͗͟͝L̶͖̫͇͙̬ͬ͗͌͘E̻͔̳ͪͭ̑̔̉̉̑ͣ͝͝ͅẢ̲̳̝̗̮ͩS̼̮̠̦͍͈̳̝ͮ̌ͯͯ̌͆͗͠ͅEͦ̎̊͏̪͙̤̦͈̯̱͞͠ ̱̃ͥ̆̄M̛̝̘̺̥̙̱͚ͣ̋͊̚E̪̮͍̘̟̟͚͖͐

[hotcommunist-deactivated2019032]

the year is 28AW (after worm) and still we suffer

[superfluousspork]

Oh, w o r m

[kattsyn]

[pondwitch]

this is qwilfish, a generation 2 pokemon

im just posting this to say, i have never, in my entire life, seen anyone acknowledge its existence.

not only have i never seen fanart of qwilfish, ive absolutely never seen it mentioned in any kind of pokemon discussion, ever

[wigglyistough]

good

[crunchymaggots]

I had a friend who honest to god IV bred and trained several Qwilfish. He didn’t tell anyone about them, you found out because  he’d suddenly pull out the Qwilfish team against you when you didn’t expect it.

And every single one of them knew Explosion. All of his Qwilfish were IV bred and EV trained for speed and max damage, they all held choice scarf, and his entire gameplan was to trade KOs with exploding Qwilfish. Their names were ‘So’, ‘I’, ‘herd’, ‘u’, and ‘liek’. The man was an avid mudkip fanatic at the time that joke was relevant, so here you are expecting his last pokemon to be a Mudkip or a Swampert, but no. It’s a Snorlax. Who’s name was ‘QWILFISH’ And his plan from that point out was to stall for ages with Rest, Yawn and Giga Impact. Slowly whittle away at your hitpoints while putting you to sleep with him and retaining his massive HP pool with rest and leftovers. Oh, and just in case you were wondering, this was Gen 4, when the R4 was rampant and everyone knew someone with one, so pokemon with moves they shouldn’t know was pretty common. So once you were down to your last pokemon and on your last legs… His Snorlax also knew Explosion. 250 base damage + stab.

That man was a treasure.

[katbelleinthedark]

I don’t understand a word of what you’re saying, but this sounds epic and I’m reblogging this for my Pokemon-savvy friends.

[turquoisemagpie]

A Demonic T.K.O! 

(The poison bois are all here: Peny, Galli, Seb standing over the poor eldritches that dared to challenge them.) 

[a-very-real-human-deactivated20]

like/reblog if u are:

a bitch

a bastard

an all around fool

an omnipresent all-powerful being

a sparrow

c̵͙̳͕̈͛ụ̷̔r̸̗͎̽̓͗͜s̴̨̈́̿͘e̸͍̰̜͊̈́d̵̛̫̙͍͝͝

capable of moving at immense, incomprehensible speeds

an eldritch being

no one will know which one u chose! :D

[thehairsonthebackofyourneck]

[theartofanimation]

Perci Chen  -  http://percichen.tumblr.com  -  https://twitter.com/percichen  -  https://www.instagram.com/percichen

[evermore-fashion]

Vulgarja “Moon Dresses” Collection

[amazingrhinos]

@jakalboy

[homo-sex-shoe-whale]

Fun fact: Samoyeds were bred largely as sled dogs, but they were also used as warming dogs, meaning they would lay on their owners to keep them warm in harsh cold climates.

This means that if you hug a Samoyed, they are likely to just sit there and accept the snuggles.

[herloveisneverwrong]

No, but you don’t understand how much they love cuddles.

I fostered a Samoyed. She would BREAK OUT OF HER KENNEL just to lay on me. Every. Single. Night. I couldn’t escape the love cloud. Every time I would lie in my bed, BOOM. Love cloud! Here for cuddles! We had to REINFORCE her kennel just so that she wouldn’t break out. See, this warming dog was trying to cuddle with me in 90+ F (32+ C) degree weather. It was inescapable.

Summary: A cloud tried to suffocate me in nearly 100-degree (38) weather because it was in her nature.

[flootzavut]

This is the most adorable thing

[artist-in-space]

mind if I just drop consecutive Illinois drawings after being inactive