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one of my favourite things when i'm a customer somewhere is getting the "you see this shit?" look from one of the employees about another customer or coworker. Yes, i have been correctly identified as an ally in your struggle, the customer you can trust to go "yeah, what the fuck?" instead of blowing up at you. i am honored to be knighted by the sword of your piercing gaze ma'am. And thank you for my coffee.

Wild.

#me

beadyeyes

Are you still scared

kristina100000

kris give me a cig

cheaphalloweencostume

How would you die in Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory?

this is a great question because it narrowed my soul! i would choke on regular chewing gum on the steps outside before even entering the factory. willy would make no attempt to perform the heimlich maneuver and would leave my corpse on the concrete

cheaphalloweencostume

this ask tapped into an extremely primal part of everyone’s body soul & mind

ellienmity

microdosing on popularity by having mutuals with popular posts

loving-jack-kelly

shoutout to the poor person who tried to email the registrar and instead emailed the mailing list of all registered students resulting in every student at this university realizing, at 1am on a sunday, that they all had the power to send emails to every single student at once which in turn resulted in a grand total of 2,201 emails being sent in a two hour period to Every Single Student at this school. all of us. every single one.

loving-jack-kelly

things that have come out of this email chain:

a administrative investigation into a dude who was racist in the chain only to be immediately dogpiled by everyone else

a discord created for anyone at the school who wants to join, the link sent out in the chain

the email address used to make the chain (registered-students) being signed up for target emails, which worked

the same racist dude from before having pictures of his face sent in the discord so now everyone knows what he looks like in case they come across him

a girl with a funny name that i won't say for the sake of. it's her full name. becoming a meme and embracing it so hard. she has her own channel in the discord and people were wearing merch with her name on it yesterday i saw them in public (meaning i saw people wearing masks with her name written on them with sharpie)

discord user t.hanos who only ever sends that one gif of thanos where the t is on top of the rest of the word. they also have their own channel and it is Only that gif

all of the professors being mostly unaware of what's going on bc there wasn't a single person in charge on the chain it was exclusively students

the IT department having to explain why their mailing list for all registered students didn't have any kind of security on it

everyone who's ever tried to email somebody a question once ever wondering why all these people were awake to send emails at 1am on a sunday but cannot be reached ever when there's an important question to be answered

cockmcstuffins

bella was lucky she didn’t have a cell phone of any kind because you know ya boi edward would be blowing up that phone 24-7 going “saw a snail today…. effervescent” or some shit equivalent

wineyrose

happy 3 yr anniversary to the post that singlehandedly launched the twilight renaissance

simpsons-latino

420stuffs

This is Money Marge. Reblog for a miracle of finances to come to you

💰💵

gangueiro

transviktortalis

#oh this place is HAUNTED haunted

alleiradayne

NOW it’s serious

appendingfic

This is the supernatural equivalent of going to the doctor and they keep pulling specialists in the room to go, “wow, I’ve never seen THAT before”

breastforce

This is the most disgusting card I’ve ever seen literally it’s only purpose is so you can sit there with a shit-eating grin while your opponent is forced to shake your hand right before you completely destroy them. This is an entirely different level of disrespect.