your wife responds to my emails first

flower/tommie ◱ 22 ◱ he/any ◱ subscribe to twitch dot tv slash callibones

[ellienmity]

profile picture by @kkupttown

visit my website flowercentral.art

art blog is @flower-radio

changed username 5/27/26 calliphone -> ellienmity

[decor-dump]

[mrotiski]

international cut your hair like your icon day how screwed are you 

[paper--machete]

it bothers me that you often don't really hear about people having a "favorite album" the way they might have a favorite movie or favorite video game

[paper--machete]

fuck it. reblog this and tell me in the tags what your favorite album is

[mlmshark]

I hate hate hate it when malicious things against trans women are explained like: “And here’s why you should care: this actually affects cis women!” Like actually no I care about the fact that it’s a hate campaign against trans women and extremely dangerous to them thank you very much

[boviboy]

unclear. adj. of or pertaining to an uncle

[bobdylanyaoi]

what i feel like when i reply to someone’s post

[moth-grrrl-mavis]

I'd be scared it Ted Cruz suddenly called me too

[pollsforadults]

Spin the wheel. Now, imagine you're on a first date with someone who says they`re a [result]. How does this affect the odds of a second date?

100% guarantee I'll want a second date

It's significantly more likely

The odds don't change

It's significantly less likely

There wont be a second date. Absolutely not

Voting ended onJun 13

Picker Wheel - Spin the Wheel to Decide a Random Choice

Picker Wheel is a wheel spinner for a random picker. Various functions & customization. Enter choices or names, spin the wheel to decide a r

(anon submission)

[nem23]

[lowpawly]

tumblr kinda lives in a weird paradox where lemon demon is cringe drivel but neil cicierega is cool and respected

[triangleguy]

[ellienmity]

this wording is killing me why did they say it like that

[dragon-in-a-fez]

"codify" is such a fun word. lawmakers! turn this into a fish

[sapphling]

the more time you spend in active recovery from any given self destructive behavior or addiction the more you understand the common conception of the "relapse" as defined by a broken "streak" to be, like, so bad for one's own well-being that it would be funny if it weren't resulting in just a lot of misery and death

[the-peoples-puppy]

I told my girlfriend to think of quitting vaping as training her endurance by seeing how long she can run before she gets tired, then doing it again and hoping to go further next time. She said it really helped her.

[draconym]

The eye doctor is the most fun doctor you can go to. They never steal your blood. They never make you get naked and put on a paper dress. They're just like, "Can you see these letters? It's fine if you can't, we can fix that." And they don't even spell anything.

[draconym]

[orcboxer]

Every time I go they put me in a chair and they say look into this machine there's a hot air balloon or a farmhouse in there and I do and I'm like you're right I see it and they're like yeah keep admiring that hot air balloon or farmhouse and I do and I'm like this shit's quaint as fuck and then do you know what happens next they attack me they jumpscare me with air directly into my eyeballs and i fall out the chair and they say sorryyyy but they're NOT they wanted this to happen they KNEW about the jumpscare well now I'm wise to it now I know better when I go in and they say look at this bodacious hot air balloon I'm like NO WAY DUDE that balloon wishes me harm have at thee and I attack them and push them on the ground and spit on them

[krismatic]

Tag this with (if you had one) the colour(s) of your DS/DSi/3DS

[tgirlmaomao]

never trust a girl on tumblr for anime recommendations like i know you only liked this bullshit because your seven girlfriends were busy tickling your feet while mid played on screen

[ilonano]

best thing in tbe world having people that like your ocs

[ilonano]

or alternatively people that say things like this about your ocs