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Dante Devil May Cry :3 - banner by rikkibug This game series has very quickly taken over my life 18 >:D | Currently on dmc5 and being flung around the different dc comics

[creature-in-the-cave]

Imma force y’all to know about my favorite boy:

His name is Pitri and he is a pirate - bronze Dragonborn with 6 intelligence

That is the one stat that has to stay like that

He’s a dumbass

He can’t write - the only way he knows anything is his crew going on rants to him

When I originally made him he was a swashbuckler rogue, then he became a beast master ranger, and now I think I’m making him a oath of the (pirate) crown paladin

He’s chaotic neutral because the only rules he follows are those set by his crew and the only rule he’s made himself: protect his crew no matter what

The only thing he cares about is his crew

His crew is a motley crew of different races and backgrounds. Tieflings, orcs, goblins, thri-kreen, and many more are in the table. One of them is a high-elf prince that they decided to kidnap and he was bored with his life anyways so he just went with it. Gender is a fuckery for most of the crew but Pitri is solidly cis male in a queer way

Pitri has some ocean creature features that he just has because I want him to have those. Like fins on his head and shins

They don’t really function they’re just there

His oath of the (pirate) crown is just to protect his crew and the rules set by his crew - which are the goblin chivalry rules made by Brennan lee mulligan in a court of fey and flowers but goblins is replaced by pirate

Dumb of ass big of muscle and not kind of heart - except for his crew

Please ask me stuff about him I love him

[carys-the-ninth]

The problem with commercial F/M romance is that it's written by the most heterosexual women alive and reading it you feel yourself slowly suffocating from the Gender of it all like a fish in a eutrophying lake. And what we actually need as a culture is F/M written by insane bisexuals violently allergic to heteronormativity

[stealthetrees]

I think that Murderbot is unintentionally sandbagging itself by slowing down its processing speed with all the media it has downloaded and over time that has trained its circuits to run even faster.

[assiraphales]

anyways (I say this as someone who is deeply critical of the united states government, military, unchecked capitalism, police, etc) I am SICK of people treating america as if it has no cultural value or positives so….. I love u 85 million acres (bigger than italy) of national parks. I love u harlem renaissance. I love u groundhogs day. I love u sweet tea and fried chicken and jambalaya. I love u apple cider donuts and maizes on crisp autumn days. I love u 95k miles of coastlines and new england fisherman and hand knitted sweaters. I love u halloween where millions of people dress up and give candy to strangers and carve jack o’lanterns. I love u small talk and small towns and potlucks and bringing over casseroles to your struggling neighbors. I love u cowboys and ranch hands and arizonian cactus. I love u appalachian trail and dirtbikes and divebars. I love u sparklers and fireflies. I love u mark twain and toni morrison and emily dickinson and henry david thoreau. I love u rock n roll i love u bluegrass and hippies i love u jimi hendrix and nirvana and CCR and janis joplin. I love u victorian houses and jonny appleseed and john henry and mothman and bigfoot. I love u foggy days in the pacific northwest and neon signs and roadside attractions. I love u baseball and 1950s diners and soft serve. I love u native american art and pop art and poptarts. I love u blue jeans and barbecues and jazz musicians 

[swordy-da-goat]

An amorphous black blob thingy that shape-shifts into any hazard related thing.

[swordy-da-goat]

The Hazard Monster also has the ability to change the reaction of their body. Examples include:

There are other examples of reactivity, but I don’t wanna draw them

[shottxyz]

[dailyanarchistposts]

Direct action, simply put, means cutting out the middleman: solving problems yourself rather than petitioning the authorities or relying on external institutions. Any action that sidesteps regulations and representation to accomplish goals directly is direct action—it includes everything from blockading airports to helping refugees escape to safety and organizing programs to liberate your community from reliance on capitalism. Here we present a step-by-step guide to organizing and carrying out direct action, from the first planning stages to the debrief at the end, including legal support, media strategy, and proper security.

There are countless scenarios in which you might want to employ direct action. Perhaps representatives of despicable multinational corporations are invading your town to hold a meeting, and you want to do more than simply hold a sign; perhaps they’ve been there a long time, operating franchises that exploit workers and ravage the environment, and you want to hinder their misdeeds; perhaps you want to organize a festive, community-oriented event such as a street party. Direct action can plant a public garden in an abandoned lot or defend it by paralyzing bulldozers; it can occupy empty buildings to house the homeless or shut down government offices. Whether you’re acting in secret with a trusted friend or in a mass action with thousands of people, the basic elements are the same.

[exitwound]

Youre a mollusk and something potentially bad or scary gets inside you what do you do. Make a pearl around it. Okay. okay

[riftydoodles]

I just finished watching the TGWDLM reprise and LOVED it, AND I have come to warn that there are a couple scenes that contain pretty substantial flashing lights.

the timestamps are: 1:46:05-1:46:22 (the helicopter scene), and 1:55:04-1:55:25 (the end of Let it Out. There is also some minor flashing from 2:00:58-2:01:11 (during Inevitable).

[the-big-mood]

This might be the greatest thing I have ever seen in my life

[rabbitindisguise]

the tuning process for this must have been insane to watch lmao

[acanfullofspiders]

Old habits die hard...

[blightedataashi]

Grace at 3 am with what’s left of his sleep deprived brain struggling: hot buns this is the best essay I’ve read all year. I’m giving this student two stars

[specialagentartemis]

Martha Wells is a great writer because she recognizes all good characters have a mix of positive and negative traits, strengths and flaws in their character. Murderbot is brave, caring, loyal, and clever, but it is also depressed, cynical, bad at reading people’s emotions and has a tendency to therefore assume the worst of them, and has a bitter prejudice against other constructs it is only slowly working through. Mensah is also brave and caring, and thoughtful, responsible, fair, and a compassionate and good leader, but also she doesn’t like musicals

[abyssal-plains]

[pankendev]

i hate these motherfuckers so much. our sewer system used to be infested with them. they;d crawl out of my fucking toilet at night looking for warmth, standing up from the bowl waving their shitass little arms at me. they don’t have eyes but you can feel them staring back at you, asking for hugs or god knows what with that pathetic whine that permeates their entire way of existence. uppies! uppies! i’m not giving you uppies you wet toilet freak

[foldingfittedsheets]

This image was so visceral I had to draw it.

To clarify, these are called olms and it’s impossible for them to be in toilets but it’s still quite vivid isn’t it?

[sabertoothwalrus]

I love when someone is explaining instructions to a group I’m in and they look at me and it reminds them to say something about using preferred names/pronouns or that there’s vegan food options available. I go by my given name/pronouns and I’m not vegan but I’m proud that I can provide this service

[batbetbitbotbut]

[slowspinningredemption]

i was in the supermarket and a guy looked at me and calls over to his wife like "honey what are we having for dinner tonight?" and when she told him he nodded and, still staring directly at my shirt, said "i'll get some garlic bread"

my shirt:

[hyperoperationfractallisation]

Where'd you get that shirt I want one

[hardal201]

Ok sorry but what's the appeal with garlic bread? I always see people talking about how good it is yet I've never seen one ever. Is it really THAT good?

[hyperoperationfractallisation]

If I'm gonna be frank I think it is slightly overhyped but it's still incredible

[moose-mousse]

Garlic bread is horrible

It combines being piss easy to make. Chop garlic and put it in butter for 24 hours. Done

Smear garlic butter on bread and fry it. Done

And it tastes great! You could easily eat only garlic bread for days

It is too easy! ;_;

[the-haiku-bot]

And it tastes great! You

could easily eat only

garlic bread for days

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[hungwy]

Another reason why trains would be good is that most people are not good at driving

[dogpuppy]

[sourcreammachine]

the engineers designing the tesla truck

[quasi-normalcy]