We can't change this place the way it changes us

Name's Holly, I'm 28, and just... wow...... | Icon by @blackberry--mouse !!!

[butdudethatsmysandwich]

I figured it's about time I made an actual pinned post :D

Hello! I'm Holly, I'm 28, and I go by she/her! I am an actual dog. A border collie, to be specific!! Ask me about it if you want to! :) I love talking about it and I love being nonhuman :D

I like to reblog anything I find funny and I am bad at conversation :D (It's the 'tism)

My DNI is literally just don't be a jerk :D I also don't always follow back and it's not because I don't like you I like everybody I'm just ahhh not very good at conversation!!!!!!

I'm always open to DMs or asks and find them very exciting :D Come ring the doorbell! Barkbarkbark!

[librarycard]

normalize flopping. it’s ok to fail baby. sexy even

[librarycard]

the amount of people saying "i thought you meant flopping on the ground". target audience

[imactuallyagiraffe]

normalize flopping. it's ok to flail baby. sexy even

[3000s]

tumblr giveaway

reblog to win one of that

[kosmogrl]

[lunarriviera]

[transfemmbeatrice]

thought of this immediately and was delighted to discover it’s the same op

[norfkid]

[mola mola has entered the chat] several people are typing…

[crabussy]

Is it sick and twisted to want to have a chocolate bar?

you are a member of one of the only mammal species capable of safely metabolising the compounds in chocolate without risking death. it's more twisted to NOT want to have a chocolate bar. take advantage of your biology. devour that thang. (suddenly too serious about it) it's your right as a sapien

[jessica-problems]

probably speaks to something unwell in the collective tumblr psyche that those absurdly bleak bad luck brian memes are the only survivors of, like, an entire genre of different advice animal image macros.

[sunburnt-brian]

[sreegs]

stolen from prev @fallout-lou-begas 's tags

[nedlittle]

age of sail tracy chapman: you've got a fast ship

[microwavesex]

PLEASE let me reblog ads

[pavizi]

silly

[medievaljournalist]

a gnome with a fork and knife is doing devil may cry combos to a berry tart

[papayajuan2019]

aight i had my breakdown time to go hard again

[butdudethatsmysandwich]

@coyote--ginger

[outofcontextdiscord]

[butdudethatsmysandwich]

GAY BEN FRANKLIN SPOTTED IN PHILADELPHIA

[girlnephew]

[zocomi]

The trans girl with no abandonnment issues would like you to hold her close and promise you'll never ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever leave

[sludgebitch]

petplay over the internet is so funny you're texting a dog

[ishtaraletheia]

#critiquing your kink scenario's ludonarrative dissonance

[katelyn-danger]