Bubblegum Bitch

Alex | 22 | Bi | Virginia

[nayohme]

Old people love to own two identical ugly as shit dogs

[bunkerbride]

my brother’s grandma has been buying the exact same identical dog for like 60 years and naming each one boochie. I hate its immortal suffering.

[timegears-moved-deactivated2025]

fr this is actually appalling

[timegears-moved-deactivated2025]

[lysallana]

[lahiah]

beam me up scotty (beam me up inside) can’t beam up (beam me up inside)

[hungwy]

Hi... thoughts on shrimp (As animals)? If it’s too personal to say that’s ok....

not personal at all :) so they are like creatures to me

[sailorripley]

[terrawr-deactivated20230408]

love wins

[ratfuck]

Best Pixar short?

the big fucking bird that sat on the powerlines and fucking killed all those nasty tiny little shit bitch birds who were mean to him

[doggirlpaws]

[wadey-wilson]

2020 be like, is it saturday tomorrow or is it june

[crittizen]

[themoonismybeloved]

i looked at my calendar turns out it is both saturday and june

[m3lth1ng]

I checked again and apparently we’re halfway through 2021

[wadey-wilson]

[anarchy-kisses]

Hi, welcome to super market, did you find everything okay?

yes I did thank you for serving our country

[twentythousandvolts]

i dont think you get it. 1980 was twenty years ago. 1990 was 10 years ago. 2000 was 10 years ago. 2016 was two years ago. 2018 was also two years ago. 2017 was last year. 2014 was four years ago. do you understand me now?????

[yimra-deactivated20250209]

[zero-eight-three]

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[leondra]

[nemfrog]

“The muscles of man and cat compare favorably, indicating common origins.” . Zoology. 1952.

Internet Archive

[zvaigzdelasas]

Love wins

[pizzaback-deactivated20201011]

for god’s sake just give him the wet food

[kibty]

girl what

[moist-astronaut]

the three genders are girl, bestie, and king

[theholetheyfoundsaddamin-deacti]

[hotvampireadjacent]

[goodboyaesthetic]

[hotvampireadjacent]