straight vibin

[chipthekeeper]

I have a lot of pet peeves but I think the biggest one is when people say things like “oh it’s such a small town, only 35,000 people” like bitch my town has 200 people, you need to pick a new adjective 

[thegoldengals]

According to Wikipedia, a small town is 1,000-20,000 people. So although you are correct in stating that 35,000 people is not a small town (it is a large town), you are incorrect in thinking that you live in a town. You live in a village. You are a villager.

[chipthekeeper]

I…… don’t know what to do with that information……a villager…

[butthenicanbefoundouttom]

Tell me why this 18 year old who came to me asking for life advice also decided to WRECK MY WHOLE SHIT

[mjalti]

nothing is real and then all of a sudden everything is very real with no warning

[butthenicanbefoundouttom]

I am completely incapable of finishing an assignment and handing it in.

This is stressful

[that-house]

I had to mentally send myself a reaction image the other day. I ran up the stairs on all fours, said to myself “i’m such a locationpilled scampercel” and then perfectly envisioned this image

[that-house]

please i've already hurt so much

[pangur-and-grim]

I was trying to figure out where my fetish for medieval-style public executions comes from, because that is SO SPECIFIC!!! like, it has to have been embedded from an external source! and today I finally figured it out, and......

I don't want to talk about it. it's from seeing this as a kid. this is why.

[pangur-and-grim]

[pangur-and-grim]

[muzzlesbian]

shoving the tardis up my neopussy call that time dilation

[muzzlesbian]

-the doctor telling me that my surgery site is healing well at my 6-month checkup

[swagophile]

you fuckers arent even ready for when i become badass evil black and purple fire dragon

[scoobydoomed]

boring dot com forward slash bullshit

[yswapy]

How Old Were You When You Realized You Don't Need To Sleep?

wait seriously? you still fall for that old trick ?

[yswapy]

Because I Am Advertising

I Work At An Esoteric Advertising Firm In The Basement Of A Sandwhiches Shop, And Most Days When I Lift The Grate To Get Into My Pit, I Do Cut My Hand On This Particularly Attractive Piece Of Bent Sharp Metal, I Told Them About This Over And Over, But They Dont Care. Hello, I Am The Creative/Campaign Director, And We Specialize In Subliminally Putting Secret Concepts Into Your Head Or Shape The Flow Of Culture Through Viral Memes And Hypnotic Wraith Magic

[goomba-stomper]

I went to every afterlife and there wasn't a single goomba in any of them. Where the fuck are these things going

[nondelphic]

writing isn’t hard. i just have to extract 80,000 words from my brain using sheer psychic force

[infectiouspiss]

dj physical therapist wants you to put your hands in the air !!!! now slowly lower them !!!!! now repeat 8-10 times !!!!! stretch those muscles !!!!

[kissycat]

Has anyone noticed that translating poetry is not easy

[kissycat]

It's kind of like if you were in unrequited love with the crossword puzzle

[cocainesocialist]

lilith here making the iron clad case for free public transport

[flipchild]

[flipchild]

its from google

[sobadbad]

PLANET EARTH III 3.01 • Coasts

[dinosaurwithablog]

I love baby flamingos, don't you? They're so wobbly and fuzzy and charming, aren't they? 😁😁🩶🩶🩷🩷🦩🦩✨️