Had a fun @mayakern skirt moment this weekend. I was out with the family touring an assisted living place for my mom, and at one point the lady tells us where the snacks are and says we're welcome to help ourselves. I volunteer to go to get snacks for us all, and head over there.
When I come back carrying a cup of coffee, Dad's like 'where are our snacks?'
I put down my coffee, reach into my pockets, and pull a bottle of water, two mini diet cokes, two packages of nutter butters, a granola bar, an apple, and a little bag of cheez-its.
I should've said 'tah-dah!' but the tour lady came back with the brochures just then.
Pockets, man. So important.
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