pinchin' da butts

SURVIVING BUT NOT THRIVING. JUST SHIT MTL, Quebec ~

[memewhore]

[thefuzzydave]

I have no idea what to do with this information

[pics-that-make-you-go-hmm]

[patchwork-fox]

wen u have a $100 gift card 2 da ethiopian supermarket

[arekuruu-ac]

For fuck’s sake, I came here to escape this.

[kipplekipple]

When we talk about being fat-positive and we say, “weight is not an indication of health,” I will reblog it. But I want us to also say, “health is not an indication of value.”

I could be at any weight and I will never be healthy, because I am chronically ill. Someone might be chronically ill and fat, or they might be chronically ill and not fat, and it really doesn’t matter.

When you make it about health, you’re saying health is the pinnacle of human achievement, and you’re shitting on those of us for whom health will always be a pipe dream.

[rollerskatinglizard]

Oh Oh

[pokemonstadium2]

I think the bathrooms in this sports bar are asking me if I’m a top or bottom

[cutepetsuwu]

Baby hummingbird drinking the juice from a raspberry

[signlesstheredbloodedtroll]

@narwhalsarefalling this is so fucking funny

[s21yn-kh-blog]

[foreveralone-lyguy]

[lesbiskammerat]

So Is china bad or good?

me asking a random tumblr idiot to summarise complex geopolitical situations in 4 letters or less

[corvid-420]

Toot or Boot: a 2,000 year-old civilization made up of 1.7 billion people and over a hundred ethnicities

[thebuttkingpost-deactivated2021]

You know how piss became a meme then a bunch of memers turned out to be into piss

Then vore became a meme and then a bunch of memers turned out to be into vore

I’m just saying, every time one of yall jokes about cock and ball torture I’m lookin at you like this

[mokujo]

[berserchiken]

[eightplustwelveistwenty]

hey wait a minute

[thyrell]

this post is great i feel like im watching a barfight from across the room

[datcravat]

don’t pretend you’re safe over there mother fucker

[samephonewhothis]

There is no other site that gives you content like this

[infernobf-deactivated20260502-d]

You have an entire tag called #men get pegged

[samephonewhothis]

Alright bara tiddies

[infernobf-deactivated20260502-d]

FUCK

[whiskeywhitemage]

let he who is without fetish cast the first stone

[raspberrychainsaw]

*touches soil* something terrible happened here …

[scoutsmoocrew]

Mood

[virhoe-blog]

Visit Original Link

[mymompickedthisurl-deactivated2]

Her voice is like silk

[jian-yi]

truth be told, this is the most beautiful song ive heard in a long time

[his-shining-tears]

[frolicious]

[stability]

[cowboyfairy]

this is my favourite video ever,, every time i see it i love my mind

[outofcontextbonappetit]

[hgwishingwells]

I rate “Man Fairy” emojis

A cute woodland sprite! A mischievous boy, currently casting a spell on some mortal to tie their shoelaces together. 9/10 why is he wearing board shorts?

Oh man. Oh bro. This one is rough, from the color palette reminiscent of a Claire’s final clearance sale, to his oddly positioned hidden foot, to his vacant death stare. 1/10 give him a pair of pants.

This one is more representative of a fairy, it doesn’t convince me a tiny fey creature is living in my phone like the others. His head is not connected to his body, which is somewhat disturbing. 3/10.

This looks like Samsung saw the Apple’s Man Fairy on TV as a child before google existed and drew it in his school notebook from memory. 7/10 he did a pretty good job.

This looks like the love child of Tinker Bell and Winnie the Pooh. I don’t like to call things “childhood ruining” but if I ever do this’ll be the first. 2/10 at least give him ears.

A drastically different approach from Facebook, this is not your run of the mill sweet fairy boy. He came from a distant frozen wasteland. He has never done a good deed in his life, not once. And he wants to fucking RAGE. 10/10 I’m genuinely scared.

This is just the tooth fairy. 2/10 I have a personal grudge (my teeth were worth FAR more).

Damn. I’d let him raw me on a toadstool and the chipmunks could watch. 11/10.